Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Away from the

[DaveW]

the ferrets and

[HelenR]

Yorkshire sheep because

[DaveW]

interbreeding is rife

[HelenR]

Around the Pennines

[DaveW]

leading to problems

[HelenR]

With yorkie folk

[DaveW]

indecipherable speech and

[HelenR]

Odd food fetish's

[DaveW]

leading to obesity

[HelenR]

And loss of

[DaveW]

bladder control which

[Can the Man]

Needs rubber bands

[Elite of the forum]

To tighten things

[HelenR]

In order to

[DaveW]

keep trousers dry

[HelenR]

From the very

[DaveW]

wet weather up

[Ronnietheblue]

Yours Cockeneeee Dave

[DaveW]

said Yorky Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

in his thong

[Elite of the forum]

Eating beetroot sarnies

[Ronnietheblue]

and watching Shrek

[DaveW]

in the mirror

[Elite of the forum]

Who reminds him

[DaveW]

To cut back

[Elite of the forum]

On the curry

[DaveW]

And raw broccoli

[Elite of the forum]

So not to

[Can the Man]

Make pee smell