Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

And stink out

[HelenR]

His bar full

[DaveW]

of other ugly

[Ronnietheblue]

Can lookalikes who

[DaveW]

scare the children

[Ronnietheblue]

with the sound

[DaveW]

of stripping naturists

[HelenR]

Being naughty in

[Elite of the forum]

In the nude

[HelenR]

While being careful

[DaveW]

when cooking sausages

[HelenR]

To avoid any

[DaveW]

sparks burning the

[HelenR]

Hairy lower regions

[DaveW]

which could ignite

[HelenR]

And cause a

[DaveW]

a flare up

[HelenR]

Of itchy scabs

[Elite of the forum]

Which would need

[HelenR]

Attending to by

[DaveW]

burning out with

[HelenR]

Cans Irish whiskey

[DaveW]

which is not

[Elite of the forum]

The best stuff

[HelenR]

To rub on

[Mr Boo Boo]

Ones nether regions

(Welcome back Jon)

[HelenR]

As it causes

[Mr Boo Boo]

A large imflamation

[HelenR]

That can only

[DaveW]

be eased by