Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Pooles meat pies

[HelenR]

That are gross

[DaveW]

and very fattening

[Elite of the forum]

So you ladies

[DaveW]

should avoid them

[Can the Man]

for fear of

[DaveW]

expanding your bottoms

[HelenR]

Which isn't good

[Can the Man]

when wearing Kenny's

[HelenR]

Tartan patterned thong

[DaveW]

and prancing around

[HelenR]

The canal for

[DaveW]

money thrown by

[HelenR]

Jon's drunk punters

[Elite of the forum]

Hoping for a

[HelenR]

Glimpse of the

[Elite of the forum]

Forbidden triangle that

[HelenR]

Scared all southerners

[Elite of the forum]

Who are said

[DaveW]

nervous of brazen

[HelenR]

Northern men who

[DaveW]

are not choosey

[Elite of the forum]

Who they seduce

[DaveW]

with low morals

[HelenR]

In order to

[Can the Man]

display their wears

[HelenR]

To cinders so

[Can the Man]

she can get

[HelenR]

Her wicked way

[Can the Man]

with hot chillie