Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Sauce on a

[Mr Boo Boo]

Bury black pudding

[HelenR]

Then eaten by

[Can the Man]

a scottish wench

[Mr Boo Boo]

of ill repute

[Can the Man]

who hangs out

[HelenR]

With Irish hunks

[DaveW]

who paint wearing

[HelenR]

Their birthday suits

[DaveW]

which is not

[HelenR]

Safe as the

[Elite of the forum]

Poster says it

[HelenR]

Shrinks certain parts

[Elite of the forum]

That other women

[HelenR]

May find hilarious

[Elite of the forum]

When it comes

[HelenR]

To measuring for

[DaveW]

succulence and goodness

[HelenR]

That's rare in

[DaveW]

Lancashire men folk

[HelenR]

Because of the

[DaveW]

female domination there

[HelenR]

As they always

[DaveW]

wear the trousers

[HelenR]

To stay in

[DaveW]

charge because they

[HelenR]

Need to make

[DaveW]

the key decisions

[HelenR]

About where to

[DaveW]

keep the pigeons