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Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 16:38:03 PM
Once there was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:30:45 PM
This Yorkshire boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 17:31:47 PM
Who tried to
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Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:32:42 PM
Be a hero
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 17:46:51 PM
By sorting the
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Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:52:21 PM
The lost posts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 17:56:30 PM
So all is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 18:51:02 PM
Back to where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 18:55:29 PM
it should be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 19:03:30 PM
and the usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 03, 2013, 20:03:24 PM
banter now can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 10:05:30 AM
is a reformed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 11:19:52 AM
Character and refusing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
to post naughty
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 11:52:07 AM
pictures or even
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 12:52:55 PM
The lovely camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 13:13:18 PM
which has lovely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 15:27:54 PM
Humps and toes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 16:16:39 PM
That cause him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 17:09:10 PM
hot flushes from
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 19:19:57 PM
the over exertion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 19:30:47 PM
playing with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 04, 2013, 22:04:05 PM
Pipes whilst he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 10:44:16 AM
drove his tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 10:59:13 AM
Down to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 05, 2013, 11:01:02 AM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Try and find
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 13:42:45 PM
some female company
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 13:57:10 PM
who will appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 05, 2013, 14:17:36 PM
His shiny brass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 16:01:01 PM
euros that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 16:34:51 PM
Stole from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 17:02:37 PM
Beggars collection pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 17:20:07 PM
Which was in
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Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 17:40:46 PM
the Caleta underpass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 18:59:23 PM
which he also
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 19:15:35 PM
Uses when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 20:29:49 PM
needs to have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 05, 2013, 22:05:48 PM
A whizz and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 05, 2013, 22:07:21 PM
makes the place
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Post by: Can the Man on December 05, 2013, 22:09:55 PM
Smell like a
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 06, 2013, 00:10:39 AM
Cats been doing
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 06, 2013, 02:25:17 AM
Her ironing in
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Post by: Can the Man on December 06, 2013, 04:40:01 AM
The dogs box
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 06, 2013, 07:57:09 AM
Where Dave keeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 06, 2013, 10:20:43 AM
Notes and coins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 06, 2013, 10:27:46 AM
In case he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 12:56:31 PM
gets caught short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 06, 2013, 13:22:25 PM
if it's his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 16:48:31 PM
Turn to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 06, 2013, 17:09:52 PM
his Northern pals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 19:28:35 PM
Who appreciate a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 07, 2013, 02:23:34 AM
Beer of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 09:50:50 AM
southern flavour which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 07, 2013, 10:07:31 AM
To be polite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 11:51:50 AM
Is like nectar
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 07, 2013, 11:53:30 AM
even if it's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 12:54:00 PM
too sophisticated for
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 07, 2013, 13:35:10 PM
our tender palates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 15:14:04 PM
Which are hardened
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 07, 2013, 15:50:04 PM
By the taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 20:57:33 PM
Nasty Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 08, 2013, 02:46:03 AM
Which comes from
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Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 08:55:42 AM
Leeds sewage system
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 08, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Full of goodness
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
from Bob's visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 08, 2013, 09:23:43 AM
To the nearest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 08, 2013, 11:02:23 AM
Porcelain pot which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 08, 2013, 12:16:22 PM
could accommodate his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 15:19:25 PM
His large overfilled
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 08, 2013, 15:46:03 PM
Bowels which were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 08, 2013, 15:56:42 PM
Bubbling nicely after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 18:47:34 PM
a large Balti
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 09, 2013, 01:57:31 AM
Which came out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 07:14:56 AM
Of the hotel
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Post by: Can the Man on December 09, 2013, 09:10:10 AM
Food bins that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 13:16:59 PM
the flies couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 15:46:48 PM
Even bear to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:00:00 PM
Go within ten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 16:08:45 PM
Miles of the
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Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:10:52 PM
Life threatening excrement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 16:11:59 PM
That's spread on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:13:57 PM
The entire length
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 16:18:20 PM
Of Blackpool beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 17:17:28 PM
And ruined the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 17:33:18 PM
Donkeys with there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 17:54:10 PM
Kiss me quick
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 09, 2013, 22:14:40 PM
Hats thatwas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 08:49:34 AM
a looker according
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 11:44:54 AM
To Cans diary
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 12:54:45 PM
Which gave it
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 10, 2013, 13:04:21 PM
A respectable look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 13:16:47 PM
despite the fact
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 14:52:48 PM
that it had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 15:00:26 PM
Been fermenting for
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Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 15:02:06 PM
at least three
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 15:05:16 PM
Months to develop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 15:05:56 PM
before the big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 15:09:20 PM
Day when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 10, 2013, 15:34:13 PM
Exploded into life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 16:34:20 PM
And provided Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 22:10:05 PM
with something to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 10, 2013, 22:17:59 PM
Put on his
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 11, 2013, 01:35:22 AM
Facebook page as
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
he wants to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 11:00:13 AM
Attract some lovely
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 11:39:35 AM
Looking young ladies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 11:53:08 AM
to his barn
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 14:14:46 PM
To entertain him
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 11, 2013, 15:30:20 PM
Whilst he tinkers
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 15:41:56 PM
With his pipes
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 11, 2013, 15:53:06 PM
Making all sorts
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 16:56:57 PM
Ear splitting noises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 18:04:00 PM
That drive people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 18:57:09 PM
To drink or
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 19:00:50 PM
just throw themselves
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 19:01:43 PM
Off tall buildings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 20:59:37 PM
to end the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:32:00 PM
Threat of Yorkshire
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 21:41:52 PM
Invading Can's barn
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Post by: amberambler on December 11, 2013, 21:49:06 PM
The six hens
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 21:51:23 PM
which were laying
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Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:54:23 PM
Black pudding eggs
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 21:55:32 PM
to make yorkshiremen
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Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:59:01 PM
Fart and smell...........think that's OK young Can ;D
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 11, 2013, 23:32:26 PM
Like they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 12, 2013, 01:39:09 AM
Fresh out of
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 12, 2013, 07:42:50 AM
Soap and were
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 12, 2013, 08:39:19 AM
Actually done by
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Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 09:58:49 AM
having no running
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 12, 2013, 11:38:22 AM
Water to flush
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Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 13:31:11 PM
The grime off
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Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 15:56:14 PM
mucky hands and
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Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 18:30:12 PM
The other parts
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Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 20:23:38 PM
The sun don't
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 12, 2013, 20:26:08 PM
shine despite having
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Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 20:34:39 PM
See through undies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 12, 2013, 20:54:52 PM
made of finest
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 09:02:47 AM
PVC rescued from
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
The dungeon at
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 13, 2013, 11:54:53 AM
The paradise club
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 12:05:19 PM
where cockeneee Dave
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 12:40:30 PM
would never frequent
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 12:48:53 PM
without his wallet
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Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 13:26:38 PM
to pay for
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 15:09:01 PM
whatever tickled his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 15:28:25 PM
mate from yorkshire's
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 13, 2013, 15:43:45 PM
Green and pleasant
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 16:04:33 PM
land, where friendly
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 13, 2013, 16:05:01 PM
Folk are always
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 16:20:06 PM
nice to cockenees
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 13, 2013, 16:23:49 PM
Because they can
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 13, 2013, 16:38:26 PM
sympathise with their
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 13, 2013, 18:13:29 PM
Shortcomings that  they
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 19:34:10 PM
suffer fools badly
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Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 20:09:18 PM
When Northern brethren
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 20:18:43 PM
spout a load
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Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 20:21:08 PM
Of old cobblers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 14, 2013, 02:17:11 AM
Down in Northampton
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 14, 2013, 08:03:15 AM
Where the team
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Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2013, 09:20:36 AM
are struggling to
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Post by: Can the Man on December 14, 2013, 09:21:34 AM
Raise their game
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 14, 2013, 10:09:37 AM
And play any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 14, 2013, 10:25:38 AM
Which way at
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 14, 2013, 11:02:19 AM
White hart lane
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Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2013, 13:48:10 PM
the home of
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 14, 2013, 13:56:50 PM
non scoring spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 12:55:10 PM
who cannot finish
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 15, 2013, 16:29:04 PM
And  are losing
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 18:09:59 PM
Their heads and
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Post by: Can the Man on December 15, 2013, 19:10:45 PM
Burying them in
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 19:18:07 PM
Rear orifice and
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Post by: Can the Man on December 15, 2013, 19:38:59 PM
Blowing raspberry's through
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 20:08:32 PM
Their ears which
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 15, 2013, 21:27:26 PM
The scousers love
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 16, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
So they will
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 16, 2013, 07:29:42 AM
Take the micky
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 08:15:00 AM
To hide inadequacies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 16, 2013, 08:52:53 AM
That were exposed
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 10:51:00 AM
when they speak
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 16, 2013, 10:53:13 AM
About poor refs
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:13:38 PM
From West Yorkshire
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Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 16:15:07 PM
who cannot determine
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:18:04 PM
A foul from
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Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 16:19:06 PM
a cheating lout
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:21:02 PM
In red shirts
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 16, 2013, 16:34:40 PM
Causing the sacking
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 18:38:19 PM
Of the unfortunate
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Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 19:38:57 PM
Useless coach who
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 20:34:50 PM
Spent millions on
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Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 21:55:17 PM
Useless misfiring farts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 16, 2013, 22:51:47 PM
So paid the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 16, 2013, 23:55:04 PM
With his job
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 07:53:02 AM
Making way for
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 11:08:55 AM
another foreign flop
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
To squander the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:03:33 PM
Money thats left
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 12:05:59 PM
from the sale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:06:53 PM
Of meat pies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
and jellied eels
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:12:31 PM
Which are delicious
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 12:17:51 PM
when deep fried
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 14:22:01 PM
With pickled eggs
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 14:52:50 PM
They sell like
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Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 15:57:13 PM
victoria secrets lingergie
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 16:00:24 PM
Which Dave likes
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Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:00:44 PM
to wear when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 16:14:41 PM
The missus isn't
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Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:28:31 PM
looking for her
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 16:31:21 PM
Sexy fishnets which
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 16:53:32 PM
Went out of
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Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:55:35 PM
the drawer when
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 17:02:50 PM
She married poor
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 17:03:37 PM
Misunderstood young man
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 17:06:41 PM
Who supported the
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 17:16:13 PM
The local pub
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 17:19:15 PM
Where he drank
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 18:25:01 PM
Earl Grey tea
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 18:45:48 PM
And dunked his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 19:37:19 PM
bourbon cream until
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 19:48:43 PM
it went soggy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:02:49 PM
and flopped on
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 20:31:23 PM
his brand new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:34:38 PM
Bradford Bulls shirt
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 20:39:03 PM
which cost a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:41:15 PM
pound at Poundland
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 20:52:46 PM
and dropped to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 17, 2013, 23:24:56 PM
2 for1
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 17, 2013, 23:49:41 PM
Due to lack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 18, 2013, 06:58:28 AM
Of interest from
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 08:20:06 AM
The loyal supporters
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 09:57:53 AM
who are becoming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 10:15:00 AM
Resigned to bankruptcy
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 10:15:41 AM
and flats built
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 10:18:34 AM
Or possibly mosques
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 10:19:51 AM
or curry houses
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 10:31:53 AM
On my beloved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 14:27:53 PM
club before it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 14:53:21 PM
is raised to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 15:22:30 PM
The ground and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 15:40:59 PM
becomes a house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 15:51:50 PM
Of  ill repute
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 15:56:14 PM
frequented by Can
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Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:01:34 PM
accompanied by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:10:13 PM
bodyguard and fitness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:11:06 PM
guru Bradford Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 16:15:21 PM
Who moderates Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:17:45 PM
to make sure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 16:21:09 PM
We can all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:23:13 PM
go around and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 16:26:07 PM
Have a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:27:18 PM
look at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:34:44 PM
scantily clad women
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:35:58 PM
displaying their wares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:36:39 PM
in the Golfclub
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:37:20 PM
and exciting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:41:04 PM
elder statesmen playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 18:31:08 PM
Around with their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 19:08:57 PM
balls and markers
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 19:12:08 PM
and pitch mark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:22:24 PM
The skid marks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 21:31:03 PM
On the green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:33:28 PM
Boxer shorts Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 21:44:13 PM
Gives to Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:57:50 PM
Who wears them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 22:14:52 PM
On his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 22:18:14 PM
Like a pearly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 22:21:13 PM
Queen showing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 22:39:30 PM
Thong strap in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 18, 2013, 22:58:11 PM
To his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 23:10:31 PM
To floss with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 19, 2013, 02:49:49 AM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
can smile at
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 19, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
The paradise girls
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Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
with his pearlies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 19, 2013, 12:19:25 PM
twinkling in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 19, 2013, 14:23:32 PM
vibrant spot lights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 15:25:18 PM
Blinding all around
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 19, 2013, 16:34:57 PM
The room so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 19, 2013, 16:44:37 PM
Dave could hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 19, 2013, 18:08:17 PM
His wallet because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 18:32:13 PM
The northern pickpockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 19, 2013, 23:11:28 PM
Wouldn't stoop so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 00:23:28 AM
Low to remove
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 20, 2013, 07:12:41 AM
An old man,s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 20, 2013, 08:27:53 AM
Wallet with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 09:00:06 AM
wife looking menacing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 20, 2013, 09:25:21 AM
At his pension
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 12:40:08 PM
which he protects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 20, 2013, 13:27:01 PM
Like his Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 14:20:20 PM
protect the manager
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 15:02:11 PM
which is part
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 15:05:01 PM
of the daily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 15:15:56 PM
temporary appointments that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 20, 2013, 20:08:14 PM
Take place all
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Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 20:08:55 PM
of the time
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 20, 2013, 20:17:53 PM
At Ewood Park
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Where DJ Campbell
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 21, 2013, 07:58:29 AM
Takes bets on


Hes in the squad for today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 08:13:20 AM
Rhodes to score


Yeah I saw that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 09:35:12 AM
an own goal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 09:38:03 AM
When he forgets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 09:40:19 AM
who he plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 09:50:52 AM
For due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
dinner with Nigella
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 11:53:37 AM
who likes a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 12:22:36 PM
3 course dinner
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 12:25:21 PM
followed by a
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 12:27:17 PM
night of passion
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
with young Can
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 16:25:19 PM
and his smooth
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 17:32:31 PM
Charismatic Irish charm
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 18:26:21 PM
and musical prowess
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 21, 2013, 20:55:17 PM
And dodgy cigarettes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 21, 2013, 22:05:28 PM
That he sells
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 22:06:31 PM
from the back
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Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 00:25:21 AM
Seat of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 07:21:40 AM
Favourite brown tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 22, 2013, 08:24:02 AM
Which bounced around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 08:24:44 AM
the furry dice
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 08:25:58 AM
And nodding dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 09:35:09 AM
Barks out the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 09:51:14 AM
Irish national anthem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 09:54:14 AM
And flies the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 10:04:13 AM
Flag in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 10:19:47 AM
Back box bouncing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 10:49:45 AM
Merrily across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 11:05:47 AM
Ploughed fields of
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Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 12:19:54 PM
potatoes and leeks
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 22, 2013, 12:53:41 PM
and picked Brussels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 16:03:35 PM
for his Xmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 18:51:37 PM
Lap dance in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 19:21:45 PM
The Paradise club
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 22, 2013, 21:21:18 PM
Where the first
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 21:33:56 PM
The first drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 23, 2013, 05:46:40 AM
Echo can be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 23, 2013, 07:13:12 AM
On the house
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 09:09:06 AM
but subsequent drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 23, 2013, 12:17:02 PM
are paid by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 13:05:10 PM
The exploited punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 23, 2013, 13:29:01 PM
Who have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 23, 2013, 14:35:31 PM
pay strippers exhorborant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 23, 2013, 15:51:23 PM
Amounts of champagne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 16:19:52 PM
For a glimpse
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 23, 2013, 16:29:01 PM
Of the ample
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Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 17:27:26 PM
Nether regions which
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 23, 2013, 19:25:09 PM
We all  like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 21:05:08 PM
To fondle and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 24, 2013, 00:26:09 AM
Stick dollar bills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 24, 2013, 05:28:55 AM
Onto so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2013, 08:57:29 AM
he can get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 24, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
The very best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2013, 13:11:03 PM
Position to ensure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 24, 2013, 18:51:13 PM
That he sees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 00:34:22 AM
The nookie crack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 06:45:21 AM
which looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 25, 2013, 08:23:03 AM
A turkey giblet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 08:52:08 AM
Thats been torn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2013, 10:25:15 AM
with jagged edges
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 25, 2013, 11:27:31 AM
From the constant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 13:17:17 PM
Fighting over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 25, 2013, 13:43:08 PM
Parsons nose which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 13:52:46 PM
Dave loved to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 18:56:59 PM
Lick and suck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 19:35:23 PM
As it reminded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:04:32 PM
Him of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 21:05:34 PM
long lost lover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:07:06 PM
With a tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 21:08:20 PM
Wallet that never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:11:20 PM
Opened to show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 25, 2013, 21:13:07 PM
All the notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:49:45 PM
Covered in cobwebs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 25, 2013, 22:28:35 PM
That were out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 00:32:27 AM
Sunning themselves with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 26, 2013, 06:53:13 AM
Steve taking pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:11:09 AM
Of Ms. Fuerteventura
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 26, 2013, 07:26:03 AM
And posting on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:40:50 AM
An X-rated forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 07:41:55 AM
where moderator Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
Has no authority
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 08:02:50 AM
and cant take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 08:18:10 AM
Any action only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
Admire the beauty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 11:20:36 AM
Of can,s photo,s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 26, 2013, 11:45:28 AM
which are lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 11:47:47 AM
Posted for all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 26, 2013, 11:49:10 AM
to see except
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 13:28:47 PM
the snooper from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 13:44:48 PM
Google watch dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 14:45:35 PM
with no sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 18:50:10 PM
Of humour or
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:03:24 PM
Any interest apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 19:05:26 PM
From sniffing the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:09:45 PM
The gussets of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 19:10:52 PM
The ladies from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:12:25 PM
The paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:23:21 PM
as they lapdance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:24:32 PM
Around the pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:26:17 PM
Between Jon's legs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:29:23 PM
Which always disappoints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:30:35 PM
Lisa on Saturday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:33:44 PM
So she has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:40:24 PM
Bought a rampant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:42:09 PM
Rabbit from poundland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:49:25 PM
Jon gave her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 21:45:19 PM
For Christmas so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 22:02:07 PM
It will last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 00:37:10 AM
For a week
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 10:43:16 AM
before over heating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 10:48:30 AM
And burning Can's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 13:09:58 PM
tender parts which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 13:51:45 PM
were under his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 13:56:34 PM
carefully ironed kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 15:00:02 PM
and manicured sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:35:49 PM
Full of euros
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:42:46 PM
To spend lapdancing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:44:31 PM
Girls personal tips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:47:10 PM
In exchange for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:53:20 PM
A private dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:55:31 PM
And discreet massage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 16:00:46 PM
With happy ending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 16:02:44 PM
Leaving a mess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 27, 2013, 16:58:27 PM
on the chair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 17:06:45 PM
and all over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 17:39:33 PM
Her hand and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 19:40:10 PM
false teeth which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 20:36:06 PM
Were in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:02:07 PM
Jaws of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:04:47 PM
pet French poodle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:05:40 PM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:08:31 PM
Just for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:09:25 PM
 quick lick of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:11:42 PM
The hairy gash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:12:31 PM
and a share
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:15:17 PM
Of the profits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 27, 2013, 21:16:34 PM
Are spent on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:17:29 PM
medication to cure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:21:14 PM
Can's nasty rash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:21:42 PM
Of blue spots
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:22:20 PM
which he obtained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 27, 2013, 21:22:44 PM
In the paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:23:29 PM
Club Los angels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:24:42 PM
with some unprotected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:31:42 PM
Moments with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:32:09 PM
Blonde bald babe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:35:06 PM
who he disappointed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:46:51 PM
With his lack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:47:53 PM
of girth and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 21:54:05 PM
Only one inch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:04:45 PM
Eye slit in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 23:11:02 PM
His craggy face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:12:54 PM
As it reflected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 23:15:26 PM
The light from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:17:23 PM
Where the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 27, 2013, 23:21:14 PM
Reflects off Dave's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 28, 2013, 06:49:13 AM
shiney bald pallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 07:20:04 AM
With the burnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 09:24:08 AM
skin and wavy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 09:56:06 AM
Toupee blowing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 10:15:07 AM
Fuerteventura gales which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 11:06:50 AM
Force Dave to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 28, 2013, 11:50:07 AM
Retreat to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 13:56:37 PM
Drag Can out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 14:13:57 PM
kicking and screaming
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 15:11:18 PM
While the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 28, 2013, 15:35:39 PM
laughed at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 28, 2013, 16:47:44 PM
His tiny walnuts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 17:00:24 PM
And shrivelled sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 28, 2013, 19:38:53 PM
which really was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 19:41:10 PM
past its sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 28, 2013, 20:50:24 PM
By date,so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
plastic surgery was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 29, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Required to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 10:59:28 AM
New and beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 29, 2013, 11:32:05 AM
looking person for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 12:24:09 PM
the world to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 29, 2013, 13:44:04 PM
See and adore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:22:10 PM
and feed peanuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:26:35 PM
To Jon's birds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:28:37 PM
in his garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:29:28 PM
Where Bob hides
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:30:34 PM
his soiled underwear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:32:54 PM
To avoid polluting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 18:38:48 PM
All of Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 19:51:57 PM
And of Preston
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 21:20:05 PM
not clogging up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 23:31:47 PM
The stinking sewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 30, 2013, 02:36:52 AM
That run under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 30, 2013, 08:01:34 AM
White hart lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 11:19:55 AM
in Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 30, 2013, 11:40:30 AM
where big ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 12:22:02 PM
Sees his seeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 30, 2013, 14:30:32 PM
and watches them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 15:49:25 PM
Grow like crazy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 30, 2013, 16:22:32 PM
Into fine characters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 30, 2013, 18:35:43 PM
In a soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 30, 2013, 19:28:59 PM
Dish where grit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 20:46:09 PM
gets imbedded in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 30, 2013, 22:12:24 PM
In Christmas cheer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 30, 2013, 23:58:17 PM
Knob end soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 02:34:23 AM
Which is useful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on December 31, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
To keep the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 12:31:37 PM
punters happy because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 14:10:29 PM
they like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 16:03:17 PM
Give it a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 16:30:24 PM
rub around their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 17:10:41 PM
Less accessible areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 17:51:20 PM
So a smooth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 18:44:32 PM
Shave will always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 18:51:54 PM
required before you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 18:52:57 PM
Pose for Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 18:54:19 PM
in the nude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 18:59:10 PM
so Can can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 20:21:47 PM
Get a thrill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 20:29:52 PM
As he caresses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on December 31, 2013, 20:30:50 PM
Those man moobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 01, 2014, 10:11:23 AM
With his bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 10:43:46 AM
while blowing softly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 01, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
Into his sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 12:05:15 PM
Filled to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 01, 2014, 12:37:34 PM
brim with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 14:34:27 PM
Holly berries and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 01, 2014, 15:01:14 PM
Freshly cooked haggis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 15:05:23 PM
Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 01, 2014, 15:13:05 PM
A few cockles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 15:16:13 PM
And bullocks banjos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 15:20:43 PM
Cooked on slow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 19:44:39 PM
Reddened embers of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 19:54:38 PM
finest Irish peat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 20:57:52 PM
Dug from bog
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 22:12:48 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 23:50:06 PM
The breasts of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 02, 2014, 02:35:21 AM
A Dublin filly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 07:48:58 AM
Who chased him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 09:18:41 AM
and massaged into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 09:32:46 AM
His wrinkled pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:20:11 AM
and tartan bag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:23:35 AM
Swinging on shoulder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:26:19 AM
containing all his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:33:56 AM
Various sex toys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
and other personal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:42:00 AM
instruments of torture
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:28:43 PM
which he uses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 12:31:28 PM
for moderator revenge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:40:23 PM
as he plans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 12:44:37 PM
to overthrow the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
the power base
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 14:29:59 PM
Of northern rule
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:23:33 PM
Over dresser land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 15:26:54 PM
Where predictive text
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:29:34 PM
Messes up your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 15:34:12 PM
Drosser to dresser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:42:41 PM
Which is missed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 15:49:11 PM
But not by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:50:17 PM
The Gestapo moderator
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 16:24:07 PM
Who sees all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 02, 2014, 16:29:12 PM
and massages the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 16:55:40 PM
The girls ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 16:58:03 PM
Egos with skill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 02, 2014, 19:16:19 PM
Of dog whisperer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 19:57:23 PM
And talks to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 02, 2014, 20:16:54 PM
Like she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 20:18:03 PM
A proper woman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 02, 2014, 20:20:29 PM
Who knew how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 20:24:33 PM
To cure Cans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 02, 2014, 20:30:49 PM
Problem down below
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 20:39:20 PM
Caused by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 21:15:44 PM
Visit to paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 21:19:25 PM
Every two hours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 21:47:43 PM
For private services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 02, 2014, 22:01:38 PM
From his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 22:03:45 PM
Ryanair Air Hostess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 02:43:21 AM
Who measured his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 07:57:11 AM
Bottom to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 08:00:34 AM
If two seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 08:06:42 AM
Are required and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 08:44:58 AM
Charge him extra
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 08:56:08 AM
for each centimeter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 09:15:50 AM
His big bum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:18:03 AM
is over a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 09:24:09 AM
Tiny bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:28:31 AM
Belly Button Fluff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 09:32:31 AM
They still charge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:34:02 AM
the battery for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 09:53:31 AM
Vacuuming up the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 10:02:59 AM
remains of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 10:31:31 AM
seat before Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 10:35:27 AM
got on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
bike and rode
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 12:50:27 PM
until the wheel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
caught fire because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:24:25 PM
Ghostrider lashed out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 13:35:01 PM
and splashed mud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:52:37 PM
on his shiny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 13:54:31 PM
very expensive new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:56:31 PM
mudguard for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 13:58:14 PM
excuse for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:58:41 PM
mo mo bike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 14:31:11 PM
which was really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:38:49 PM
a three wheel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 14:41:11 PM
With a sidecar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:48:36 PM
and coal scuttle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 14:49:46 PM
up an alley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 14:50:35 PM
By the paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:52:12 PM
club to hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 14:54:55 PM
the annual event
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:56:43 PM
of skinning cats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 15:26:02 PM
And stir fry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 15:27:31 PM
to meet up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 15:30:41 PM
And feed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 15:45:00 PM
Pussies on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 16:02:17 PM
wall above the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 03, 2014, 16:54:59 PM
barn where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 17:01:13 PM
likes to watch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:15:19 PM
With his expert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 17:17:35 PM
camera equipment which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:18:28 PM
when it works
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 17:19:13 PM
can take close-ups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:22:00 PM
of things on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:22:59 PM
The naughty bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:27:04 PM
from where all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:29:25 PM
Of Caleta has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:36:34 PM
to hide their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 18:48:42 PM
Little bright jewels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2014, 18:49:57 PM
Which twinkle in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 19:10:12 PM
The dark zone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 20:37:53 PM
on the moon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 21:05:28 PM
That shone bright
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 04, 2014, 07:39:46 AM
On Corralejo where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 04, 2014, 08:02:12 AM
Jon likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 04, 2014, 09:55:21 AM
Meet Bob and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 13:23:59 PM
Feed him vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 04, 2014, 15:11:00 PM
to keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 04, 2014, 15:26:59 PM
in a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 16:09:10 PM
mood until he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 04, 2014, 16:13:30 PM
finds out that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 16:25:23 PM
it's his tab
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 04, 2014, 18:10:48 PM
So he slinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 05, 2014, 07:25:20 AM
Off to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 07:58:01 AM
local bar were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 05, 2014, 08:13:53 AM
He hides in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 11:09:31 AM
The toilets so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 05, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
that Bob will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 13:39:50 PM
cool down before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 14:08:47 PM
Making his escape
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 14:18:13 PM
with wallet in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 14:28:40 PM
His pocket ,still
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 17:17:01 PM
unopened while Ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 18:02:08 PM
Scrimped and scraped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 18:18:54 PM
Washing the dishes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 18:56:34 PM
So he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 19:01:55 PM
Buy  a book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 19:33:17 PM
Of cheques from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 19:51:20 PM
A dodgy geezer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 20:24:26 PM
Called Ronnie the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2014, 20:30:34 PM
Bull who is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 21:13:48 PM
The top moderator
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 22:43:07 PM
In spending others
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 06, 2014, 04:59:11 AM
Money in bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 05:16:08 AM
To buy Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 06, 2014, 05:17:28 AM
A large malt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 09:00:54 AM
and a plate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Of jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
which are delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 12:10:48 PM
To cockeneee palettes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 13:13:34 PM
with educated tongues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 14:21:54 PM
Which get stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 14:38:09 PM
to black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 15:13:32 PM
Causing it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 06, 2014, 16:29:19 PM
Explode in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 16:30:51 PM
Sound of song
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 17:08:40 PM
Singing at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 18:27:50 PM
northern gentle folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 06, 2014, 19:54:55 PM
Music which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 20:16:20 PM
Loud and tuneless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 06, 2014, 23:48:21 PM
To cockeneeee ruffians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 07, 2014, 05:14:55 AM
Who think Chas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 08:18:41 AM
And Dave are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:27:14 AM
are the real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 08:30:19 AM
Deal, singing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:31:07 AM
Gertcha and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
Modern day classics
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Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:35:08 AM
like Ossie's Dream
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 08:40:44 AM
Which inspired spurs
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Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
When they were
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 10:04:39 AM
Fighting for survival
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 07, 2014, 18:40:23 PM
Which is a
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 18:45:31 PM
Seasonal occurrence since
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 07, 2014, 19:13:49 PM
Dave stopped buying
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 19:24:11 PM
his ticket because
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Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 22:14:55 PM
Spurs can't win
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 22:30:18 PM
Unless they play
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Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 23:24:49 PM
Youngsters instead of
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 07, 2014, 23:27:07 PM
The old crocks
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Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 23:28:23 PM
Who call themselves
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 08, 2014, 05:15:10 AM
The 1st team
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 08, 2014, 07:51:01 AM
And play like
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Post by: Can the Man on January 08, 2014, 21:21:25 PM
Auld Wans limping
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 08, 2014, 22:07:50 PM
and diving into
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 09, 2014, 05:30:15 AM
The penalty box
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 09, 2014, 07:47:12 AM
Hoping to con
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Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 13:31:38 PM
good old Howard
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Post by: Can the Man on January 09, 2014, 13:58:56 PM
into buying them
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 09, 2014, 14:24:08 PM
Bale back from
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Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 15:46:58 PM
The Spanish wasters
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 09, 2014, 18:34:36 PM
Who never play
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Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 18:42:34 PM
in a challenging
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 09, 2014, 19:22:51 PM
Game due to
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 09, 2014, 20:01:13 PM
Gareths new manbag
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 10, 2014, 05:21:15 AM
Whos strap was
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 07:11:17 AM
Called Jock and
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 09:20:37 AM
came from Bradford
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 09:45:11 AM
Market where the
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 12:19:08 PM
finest Yorkshire ham
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 12:27:04 PM
was consumed by
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 10, 2014, 13:45:40 PM
All the muslims
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 13:47:49 PM
on a trip
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Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:00:01 PM
to the brewery
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 14:24:38 PM
over in Dublin
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Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:30:36 PM
for Guinness Beer
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 14:37:55 PM
which Can buys
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Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:39:47 PM
to lubricate Northern
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 14:40:46 PM
tastebuds to appreciate
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Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 15:45:05 PM
the soft subtle
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 15:59:11 PM
taste that permeates
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Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 16:00:18 PM
from hops and
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 16:00:58 PM
finest Irish water
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 16:20:56 PM
from the river
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 18:41:28 PM
That passes through
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 10, 2014, 19:24:38 PM
The middle of
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Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 21:09:12 PM
Can's massive farm
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 10, 2014, 21:41:42 PM
Where their are
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 11, 2014, 04:13:45 AM
Busy harvesting the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 11, 2014, 07:27:20 AM
Marijuana that keeps
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Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 08:23:25 AM
Can in Euros
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 11, 2014, 09:26:03 AM
To spend at
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Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 14:28:30 PM
the Paradise club
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Post by: Can the Man on January 11, 2014, 20:47:32 PM
On large endowed
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 11, 2014, 22:13:06 PM
man who liked
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 11, 2014, 22:21:17 PM
To show off
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Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 22:26:38 PM
his rippling muscles
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 11, 2014, 22:28:30 PM
And soiled sporran
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Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 22:30:48 PM
which got splashed
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 12, 2014, 07:27:32 AM
With sour guinness
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 12, 2014, 08:33:55 AM
whilst brawling with
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 08:44:36 AM
Bradford city fans
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 09:44:07 AM
and pole dancers
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 12, 2014, 09:57:46 AM
Who made Can
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 10:52:29 AM
A lotta money
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 11:19:22 AM
and a reputation
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 12, 2014, 11:59:47 AM
for getting his
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 13:22:31 PM
Evil way when
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 12, 2014, 14:39:20 PM
Hes in the
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 15:03:17 PM
Naturist beaches with
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Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:19:39 PM
the three remaining
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:25:00 PM
Paradise club girls
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Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:26:23 PM
That Can has
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:31:41 PM
And picked when
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Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:33:10 PM
the lightening struck
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:35:01 PM
And shrivelled up
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Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:42:14 PM
his precious bits
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 18:06:40 PM
Like pork scratchings
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 18:46:34 PM
For Ronnie to
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 19:54:43 PM
put on the
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 20:05:57 PM
Ledge outside the
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Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 20:32:06 PM
stud bar where
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Post by: superkev on January 12, 2014, 21:13:21 PM
the girls would
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 21:19:21 PM
Hang their bikinis
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Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 21:55:28 PM
from the tip
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Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 21:58:44 PM
Of Steve's gate
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 12, 2014, 23:45:25 PM
To the bottom
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 07:43:10 AM
Of his wall
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2014, 07:47:38 AM
where his geraniums
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 07:50:04 AM
grow strong and
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2014, 07:50:31 AM
have lots of
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 08:07:39 AM
small smelly red
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 09:01:10 AM
Flowers that he
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 09:04:30 AM
tends with love
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:18:17 AM
before giving them
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 09:29:35 AM
To the local
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:32:11 AM
segway hire shop
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 09:35:29 AM
To promote the
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:38:16 AM
friendly banter up
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 09:44:41 AM
At the top
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:51:36 AM
of the page
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 09:53:11 AM
Where they can
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:53:49 AM
all learn to
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 10:48:46 AM
chill a little
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2014, 11:48:30 AM
as they will
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 11:57:32 AM
impload if they
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 13:14:25 PM
exposed to a
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 14:02:01 PM
Bit of friendly
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 14:21:02 PM
off people from
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 15:27:51 PM
Yorkshire who are
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 15:32:24 PM
always best at
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 15:50:21 PM
Eating black pudding
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 15:58:51 PM
and drinking the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 16:03:44 PM
Finest traditional ale
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:05:02 PM
and playing Cricket
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 16:07:21 PM
Despite not having
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:12:12 PM
any talent or
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 16:12:59 PM
Any money to
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:14:48 PM
Pay for anything
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 16:16:04 PM
Except the pies
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 17:01:47 PM
Which pile on
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Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 17:03:40 PM
the pounds when
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 17:05:03 PM
They should be
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 17:06:17 PM
Digested very slowly
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 17:16:17 PM
To reach peak
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 18:33:42 PM
Fitness level suitable
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2014, 20:44:37 PM
For 90 mins
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 21:07:19 PM
At the Bobby
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 13, 2014, 22:46:09 PM
Where cask ale
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2014, 22:52:57 PM
Is the normal
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 06:33:05 AM
Choice for the
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
inbred dingle muther
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:05:05 AM
friends who enjoy
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 09:06:24 AM
drinking tar like
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:07:01 AM
it is going
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 09:07:41 AM
to be a
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:08:23 AM
rowdy drunken evening
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 09:15:15 AM
were it will
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:17:48 AM
end up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 09:18:32 AM
the police being
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 09:50:35 AM
to the  scene
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 10:06:02 AM
And arresting the
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 11:05:57 AM
Drunken rovers supporters
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 11:47:48 AM
who had an
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
altercation with a
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 13:00:21 PM
WI ladies outing
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 13:12:15 PM
which had stopped
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 13:34:24 PM
and robbed a
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 14:09:20 PM
Sad Burnley supporter
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 14:19:39 PM
of his dreams
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 14:25:42 PM
Which are usually
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 14:35:38 PM
Lost behind the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 14:58:11 PM
Big fat barmaid
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:00:30 PM
in which he
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 15:10:24 PM
Liked to bury
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:30:18 PM
his head full
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 15:40:48 PM
Of the fleshy
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:42:58 PM
underbelly of the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 15:48:45 PM
Busty barmaid who
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:58:37 PM
was sitting on
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 16:06:52 PM
The bar playing
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 16:24:36 PM
This little piggy
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 16:26:22 PM
Goes to market
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Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 16:28:39 PM
with the remaining
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
Yorkshire expats that
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 17:42:37 PM
Struggle to cope
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 17:51:55 PM
with the language
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 18:15:55 PM
Of strange cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 18:17:47 PM
Who humour poor
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 19:36:16 PM
old little irishmen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:31:10 PM
with their little
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 20:39:15 PM
pipes blowing merrily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:46:21 PM
away while also
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 20:50:00 PM
he played with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:51:20 PM
his man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 21:21:39 PM
In which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 21:40:05 PM
Had his perfume
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 21:41:07 PM
And his false
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 21:43:07 PM
Teeth in for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 21:44:15 PM
Everyone to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 21:45:41 PM
When the buffet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 14, 2014, 22:00:30 PM
Arrives from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 14, 2014, 22:18:28 PM
Kitchen where Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 15, 2014, 00:20:11 AM
And Lisa together
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 07:31:35 AM
Create magnificent food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 15, 2014, 07:39:37 AM
For all to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 08:15:27 AM
Devour at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 15, 2014, 08:18:51 AM
El fresco feast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 08:20:03 AM
Before consuming large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 15, 2014, 08:21:04 AM
Amounts of liquids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 08:28:30 AM
Before falling into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 15, 2014, 08:29:00 AM
The swimming pool
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Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 08:42:27 AM
With a blow
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 09:58:45 AM
To the belly
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Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 10:12:04 AM
which really stings
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Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:17:57 PM
and makes the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 13:20:27 PM
Green inflatable alligator
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:27:27 PM
got a sinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 13:34:39 PM
feeling when it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:36:01 PM
Started deflating because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 13:43:00 PM
the glass in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 15:02:41 PM
The pool had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 15:57:23 PM
pierced a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 16:37:56 PM
Hole in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 16:51:54 PM
tail where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 18:21:45 PM
Tried to stick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 18:39:26 PM
A paradise girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 19:42:41 PM
in the pudding
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Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 19:49:27 PM
club but failed
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 19:53:09 PM
because Trumpy managed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:05:31 PM
To provide extra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 15, 2014, 20:18:26 PM
Latex lubricated protection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 20:36:09 PM
from his bikes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:49:43 PM
That really excited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 20:54:46 PM
the girls and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:56:26 PM
Got them enthused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 15, 2014, 21:11:38 PM
with his throttle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 15, 2014, 21:23:07 PM
Which hummed and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 07:34:48 AM
Vibrated causing the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 08:13:45 AM
shrieks of enjoyment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 08:16:04 AM
Which pleased Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 09:25:51 AM
as it confirmed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 14:41:38 PM
that his motorbike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 15:11:54 PM
passed its MOT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 15:59:07 PM
Despite having only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 16, 2014, 16:01:59 PM
one wheel to
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 16:04:20 PM
Scramble up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 16, 2014, 16:04:56 PM
Ant hill in
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 16:06:31 PM
Great style with
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Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:09:53 PM
Ron's scooter following
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 16:11:15 PM
Close behind Can's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:12:12 PM
Penny farthing which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 16:18:10 PM
He'd restored using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:19:27 PM
Spares from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 19:56:13 PM
old Triumph that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev on January 16, 2014, 21:50:23 PM
that superkev used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 16, 2014, 22:10:08 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 08:28:32 AM
Middlesbrough football stadium
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 08:58:51 AM
but it spilled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 09:19:52 AM
oil all over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 09:22:58 AM
The hallowed turf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 09:25:49 AM
which really annoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 09:29:45 AM
Kev because he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 11:31:08 AM
got stains on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
his pants from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 12:00:13 PM
the oil out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
of the leaking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 13:37:22 PM
sealing ring that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 17, 2014, 13:54:20 PM
sealed the orifice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 15:44:00 PM
to prevent the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 15:45:15 PM
easy access by
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 15:47:58 PM
Congratulations on turning pink and being a hero Trumpy ;D ;D

allowing the flow
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Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 15:50:16 PM
Ta, nice colour -  I always wanted to be a hero

of loving  fluid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 15:53:35 PM
4500 to demigod ;D

to drip down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 17, 2014, 16:35:34 PM
off her chin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 16:37:37 PM
without even the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 17, 2014, 16:38:30 PM
slightest bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 16:39:49 PM
doubt in her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 16:49:16 PM
mind that it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:05:25 PM
shouldn't have been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 17:06:53 PM
splashed around like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:08:56 PM
Can spilling his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 17:11:12 PM
cheapo Irish whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:15:36 PM
which is preferable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 18:35:04 PM
To Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 17, 2014, 19:08:51 PM
Onto the carpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 17, 2014, 22:46:06 PM
Where Dee has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 01:04:16 AM
Her mouth open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 06:37:16 AM
Shouting orders to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 07:17:39 AM
Her ever faithful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 07:20:59 AM
Dog called bailey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:40:31 AM
and is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 09:43:52 AM
Bit windy at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:48:05 AM
certain time of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 09:53:47 AM
The day after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:58:41 AM
a mutton vindaloo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 10:17:08 AM
And hours snoring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
whilst lying on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 10:55:25 AM
her best dress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
which left staines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 11:01:52 AM
which could be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 11:02:54 AM
the reason for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 11:15:51 AM
Her buying a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
a pooper scoop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 12:38:36 PM
And a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 13:21:17 PM
plastic bag to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 13:35:16 PM
put the waste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 13:49:12 PM
white stiletto's in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 14:23:19 PM
once the Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 18, 2014, 14:39:59 PM
Princess had eaten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 15:37:29 PM
her healthy lunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 20:26:54 PM
Of big mac
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Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 21:13:41 PM
And strawberry smoothie
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 22:52:50 PM
Which she ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:20:53 PM
Through a straw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 23:34:45 PM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:38:19 PM
Put on weight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 23:40:36 PM
And look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:43:47 PM
A telly tubby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 18, 2014, 23:45:38 PM
Which will not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:48:20 PM
Demonstrate her best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 06:29:22 AM
Assets to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 19, 2014, 08:36:10 AM
And her admirers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 08:41:27 AM
Who adore and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 19, 2014, 08:44:34 AM
Worship the ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 08:56:39 AM
She walks on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 10:19:57 AM
By ass kissing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:35:26 AM
and other forms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 10:38:46 AM
Of lip caressing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:42:51 AM
which is really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 10:46:24 AM
Lovely especially for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:48:11 AM
the person on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
His way from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 12:32:23 PM
The Bobby going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 19, 2014, 12:46:23 PM
the motorway to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 15:34:13 PM
Watch Blackpool play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 19, 2014, 16:26:15 PM
In the rain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 16:36:40 PM
And never win
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 17:03:01 PM
a straw donkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 17:04:20 PM
Wearing a sombrero
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 17:05:44 PM
only 2 words Can

kiss me quick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 17:57:12 PM
Sorry Dave, corrected it, missed the letter a

Squeeze me slowly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 19, 2014, 18:00:53 PM
and then ran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 18:53:05 PM
up the tower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 19, 2014, 19:59:14 PM
And wees over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 19, 2014, 21:34:46 PM
the attendant's shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 19, 2014, 22:39:16 PM
Which were shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 07:50:02 AM
Black patent ones
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 09:09:25 AM
that he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 09:25:24 AM
Cheap off Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 11:13:12 AM
when he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 12:01:54 PM
Drunk in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
paradise club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 20, 2014, 13:27:45 PM
The ladies like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 14:30:23 PM
To promote their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 15:20:25 PM
Best assets to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 15:44:37 PM
the Irish punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 15:54:23 PM
Who spend all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 20, 2014, 16:11:16 PM
The day drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 16:26:49 PM
Guinness and whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:29:36 PM
and ogling pretty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 16:35:40 PM
Russian girls who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:37:18 PM
like Irish sugar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 16:44:23 PM
Daddies to provide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:47:04 PM
loads of laundered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 20, 2014, 16:49:56 PM
Money to buy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 20, 2014, 17:10:09 PM
drugs and weapons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 18:32:42 PM
To take on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 20, 2014, 18:53:40 PM
The afgan rebels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 20, 2014, 21:39:59 PM
And blow up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 07:30:55 AM
The kebab shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 08:10:07 AM
Which would be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 09:33:55 AM
very messy to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 13:58:55 PM
clean up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:13:46 PM
Only a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 16:18:50 PM
Pair of Dee's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:23:01 PM
Bridget Jones undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 16:24:35 PM
Which cost a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:26:43 PM
Pound at Oxfam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 16:41:49 PM
With two careful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 17:23:51 PM
Hope Dee doesn't look at this thread

Glances around before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 17:40:04 PM
Going for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 18:30:37 PM
the wet gusset ???
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 19:04:21 PM
Caused by too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 19:13:09 PM
glasses of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 19:44:37 PM
Lambrini and a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 20:06:39 PM
Slice of cake
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 20:07:45 PM
imported from Holand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 20:11:28 PM
that tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 20:12:28 PM
Gingerbread but we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 20:13:45 PM
gave it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 20:16:15 PM
The old dears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 20:18:11 PM
down at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 20:19:30 PM
old folks home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 20:20:00 PM
Otherwise known as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 20:20:38 PM
The Bobby where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 21, 2014, 20:21:35 PM
An ex poster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 21, 2014, 20:23:38 PM
who we used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 22, 2014, 03:35:53 AM
To love and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 22, 2014, 07:12:05 AM
And cherish the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2014, 14:00:37 PM
banter and leg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 22, 2014, 15:56:40 PM
Pulling despite the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 22, 2014, 16:43:37 PM
fact that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 22, 2014, 18:16:22 PM
Called Bob names
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 22, 2014, 18:31:06 PM
and Trumpy hadn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 22, 2014, 19:30:41 PM
Even met him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 22, 2014, 19:32:22 PM
which probably isn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 22, 2014, 19:53:23 PM
A bad thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 22, 2014, 20:03:09 PM
unless Trump's got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 22, 2014, 20:41:18 PM
a strange fetish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 22, 2014, 23:27:01 PM
For postman pat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 23, 2014, 03:03:49 AM
In his shorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 09:48:09 AM
with man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 23, 2014, 17:19:51 PM
which he kept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 18:31:16 PM
His make up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 23, 2014, 19:02:55 PM
And red letters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 23, 2014, 21:45:09 PM
In while he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 22:40:15 PM
Does his rounds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 24, 2014, 02:50:46 AM
Ambling along whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 08:48:49 AM
whistling his favorite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 24, 2014, 12:48:23 PM
tune, even though
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 24, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
he is very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 24, 2014, 12:51:36 PM
out of tune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 24, 2014, 13:02:26 PM
with the rest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 13:17:55 PM
of the people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 13:22:48 PM
and thinks he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 14:09:23 PM
can scramble all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 14:14:57 PM
Of the notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 14:45:55 PM
and still be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 18:02:51 PM
Mistaken for Slim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 24, 2014, 18:12:18 PM
whitman/shady/jim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 18:25:44 PM
good one Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 24, 2014, 19:52:58 PM
But sounds like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 20:51:17 PM
he had help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 21:32:49 PM
from Can's bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 21:36:55 PM
which sounded like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 21:43:23 PM
a strangled cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 24, 2014, 22:10:48 PM
which made Trumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 25, 2014, 00:28:53 AM
Drop his bike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 25, 2014, 03:09:13 AM
And run for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 08:30:13 AM
His baffle pipe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:47:05 AM
and reach for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
His hells angels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:49:48 AM
to put an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
End to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:57:28 AM
noise from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 10:25:17 AM
Bagpipes that Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 10:34:11 AM
had tuned to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 11:21:51 AM
sound like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 11:27:58 AM
horrid wailing banshee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 12:08:07 PM
that was stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 25, 2014, 13:35:33 PM
in a lift
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:11:13 PM
with his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 14:45:47 PM
girl from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:47:12 PM
local women's institute
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 14:48:58 PM
who's Honey is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:58:31 PM
finger licking good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 25, 2014, 16:29:48 PM
And so sticky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 20:49:09 PM
you cant take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 25, 2014, 20:52:31 PM
The hairs off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 21:06:54 PM
without removing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 25, 2014, 22:09:13 PM
skin which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
Attached to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 10:05:02 AM
long ugly looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 10:13:19 AM
Thing that protrudes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 10:14:33 AM
just below his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 10:45:59 AM
Sporran where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 11:24:58 AM
Keeps his nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 11:37:38 AM
to feed his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 11:41:45 AM
Squirrlel and the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 12:14:20 PM
Other wild creatures
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 12:18:00 PM
that were hanging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 13:08:17 PM
off his soiled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:43:02 PM
prophylactic that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 13:45:42 PM
took to prevent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:47:14 PM
from catching the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 13:48:32 PM
clap from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:52:08 PM
ladies at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 26, 2014, 14:38:12 PM
club where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:07:42 PM
Liked to visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:11:14 PM
during the twilight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:11:51 PM
Hours so not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:12:18 PM
to be seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:12:41 PM
By the people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:13:21 PM
who watch from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:16:42 PM
The peepholes in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:17:37 PM
their net curtains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:18:21 PM
Because it gave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:19:52 PM
them something to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:24:53 PM
Do when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:25:38 PM
retire from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 26, 2014, 15:26:46 PM
Work environment and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 15:38:21 PM
Spend their hours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 26, 2014, 21:00:57 PM
Supping ale and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 27, 2014, 04:11:23 AM
Perving at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 07:46:36 AM
Ladies on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 08:47:46 AM
top of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 09:09:29 AM
Paradise club pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 10:00:03 AM
Whilst they writh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 10:09:56 AM
in pain with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 11:04:17 AM
Cans terrible jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 12:03:38 PM
to which there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 12:47:55 PM
is no antidote
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 13:09:36 PM
Known to man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 14:22:55 PM
Apart from earplugs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 14:26:35 PM
and a  bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 14:45:12 PM
Of paracetamol to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 16:03:16 PM
Clear the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 16:19:58 PM
For Steve's camera
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 16:21:26 PM
to catch the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 16:26:54 PM
Precise moment when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 27, 2014, 16:47:50 PM
the legs become
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 17:02:19 PM
Crashing down on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 27, 2014, 17:22:26 PM
Top of poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 18:04:43 PM
Jon and Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 19:15:42 PM
and knocked them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 27, 2014, 19:48:56 PM
Off their bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 19:58:00 PM
into the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 27, 2014, 19:58:42 PM
Where the cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 20:21:27 PM
water deflated Ron's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 28, 2014, 02:52:32 AM
Manhood and he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 07:04:40 AM
Quickly got some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 08:29:04 AM
blue tablets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 09:42:43 AM
Help hold up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 09:44:53 AM
His designer trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 28, 2014, 12:19:33 PM
Which he got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
The waistband expanded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 12:43:06 PM
to tuck in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 12:44:12 PM
His beer gut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 12:52:09 PM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 28, 2014, 16:26:58 PM
to make it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 16:54:47 PM
More satisfying for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:18:02 PM
His weight watchers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:31:22 PM
special tinned soup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:32:59 PM
Which is like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:33:43 PM
eating the lining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:34:55 PM
Of stewed knickers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:48:39 PM
from a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 18:14:04 PM
Train buffet car
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 18:15:21 PM
Who's train had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:27:45 PM
been repaired by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 18:31:13 PM
Bob and his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:32:19 PM
mates at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 18:35:08 PM
Train station where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:36:06 PM
Now in English please
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 18:36:59 PM
Tis done
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:37:49 PM
they got lost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 19:23:55 PM
Under a pile
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 19:36:40 PM
of very old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 19:47:36 PM
ham sandwiches which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 21:57:20 PM
Bob brought along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 21:58:27 PM
because far cheaper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 22:02:06 PM
Than the railway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 28, 2014, 22:04:12 PM
rubbish that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 29, 2014, 05:10:54 AM
Served on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 08:15:53 AM
Good old passenger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 08:41:50 AM
Pulman dinning car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 09:26:47 AM
Where they pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 09:33:06 AM
through the nose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:34:37 AM
for mouldy stale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 09:39:45 AM
Bread with putrid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:40:56 AM
fillings that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 09:50:51 AM
Not fit for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:51:26 AM
feeding to rats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 10:10:32 AM
That live in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 11:07:56 AM
the sewers beneath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 11:30:23 AM
Bob's overused loo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 11:53:24 AM
at the station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 13:00:48 PM
in Leeds where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 13:35:43 PM
People from essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 13:59:24 PM
Get lost very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:21:17 PM
quickly due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 14:25:00 PM
their lack of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:26:28 PM
understanding broken English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 14:30:37 PM
cos tha's noreet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 14:31:59 PM
Lol Jon

People speak a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 14:32:56 PM
wi a strange
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:33:14 PM
load of intelligible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 14:36:23 PM
words just to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 16:12:00 PM
Wind them up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 16:28:44 PM
From darn sarf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 17:14:53 PM
with wonderful people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 18:42:02 PM
Who help us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 18:51:06 PM
Make us feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 19:13:01 PM
Glad to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 19:14:20 PM
born oop north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 19:20:02 PM
Where the sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 19:23:07 PM
are pure pedigrees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 29, 2014, 21:10:30 PM
And will only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 21:30:59 PM
Provide the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 29, 2014, 21:46:23 PM
Rear push pressure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 21:53:29 PM
when their ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 29, 2014, 22:19:07 PM
Are tied back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 30, 2014, 07:27:19 AM
and they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 30, 2014, 08:23:04 AM
Given a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 11:30:33 AM
dose of mint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 30, 2014, 12:36:32 PM
sauce to keep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 30, 2014, 12:53:14 PM
up their intake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 30, 2014, 12:56:12 PM
of fresh herbs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 14:34:49 PM
which keeps the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 30, 2014, 14:59:11 PM
ailments at bay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 15:01:04 PM
And improve beauty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 30, 2014, 15:16:58 PM
in the eye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on January 30, 2014, 16:33:51 PM
Of the beholder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 30, 2014, 16:49:43 PM
or so they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 17:21:29 PM
can fantasise during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 30, 2014, 18:42:49 PM
Sex with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 30, 2014, 19:50:56 PM
Camel and goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on January 31, 2014, 04:44:56 AM
Thats tethered at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2014, 09:15:49 AM
Can's small holding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 31, 2014, 13:50:12 PM
just down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2014, 14:11:06 PM
Road from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 01:40:12 AM
Bobby where Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 09:22:43 AM
Is known to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:23:34 AM
sup a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 09:24:25 AM
Pints of gop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:24:57 AM
before chatting up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
The aged barman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:26:45 AM
with his manbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 09:27:46 AM
Which match paddy,s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:31:25 AM
Rupert bear trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 09:32:01 AM
In which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:33:02 AM
pulled the barmaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 01, 2014, 09:43:02 AM
Who was blind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 10:36:53 AM
And delusional to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 01, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Believe that Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 01, 2014, 13:15:49 PM
could behave and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 14:22:14 PM
and keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 01, 2014, 14:40:56 PM
dirty hands off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 16:26:05 PM
The busty barmaid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 18:10:41 PM
But the temptation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 18:43:25 PM
Was to much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 20:37:30 PM
For randy Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 20:38:11 PM
who just had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 20:41:53 PM
A rising moment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 01, 2014, 20:42:55 PM
in his pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 21:01:44 PM
Peeping over his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 21:38:32 PM
Orchestra stools which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 21:59:16 PM
Piled up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 22:01:54 PM
Generously proportioned apparel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 02, 2014, 00:29:25 AM
Containing ball sacks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 02, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
And hairy objects
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 08:42:07 AM
that should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 02, 2014, 08:45:39 AM
Given to Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 15:59:18 PM
so that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 02, 2014, 16:34:17 PM
Can shave them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 17:00:13 PM
and apply lotion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 03, 2014, 03:43:21 AM
In liberal amounts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 03, 2014, 07:04:13 AM
To ease the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 08:58:20 AM
chaffing pains caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 03, 2014, 09:10:21 AM
By rubbing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 11:12:06 AM
rubber duck against
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 03, 2014, 15:32:14 PM
The legs of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 15:33:17 PM
the big Russian
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 03, 2014, 16:18:03 PM
That was helping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 16:56:34 PM
Find his lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 03, 2014, 17:14:09 PM
Sporran which had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 18:34:00 PM
got mildew forming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 03, 2014, 19:01:03 PM
Around the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 19:08:41 PM
which turned green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 03, 2014, 22:32:02 PM
Like a frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 04, 2014, 03:38:05 AM
And made him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 04, 2014, 08:29:55 AM
Jump into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 10:09:03 AM
hot tub with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 04, 2014, 14:07:19 PM
Kat and Nelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 04, 2014, 15:41:40 PM
Who were bathing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 16:27:01 PM
in full-cream milk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 04, 2014, 17:10:42 PM
To help their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 04, 2014, 17:47:46 PM
wrinkled skin turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 04, 2014, 17:55:00 PM
All smooth and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 04, 2014, 19:13:17 PM
like a babies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 19:45:44 PM
bottom that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 04, 2014, 19:51:18 PM
been wrapped in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 20:10:52 PM
grease proof paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 04, 2014, 20:45:15 PM
All smooth and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 20:48:20 PM
contoured over their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 13:46:20 PM
their backs after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 13:48:36 PM
ZZ has blasted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 13:55:22 PM
poor old Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 14:00:17 PM
just for telling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 14:05:17 PM
him what a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 14:24:07 PM
knob he sounds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 14:29:40 PM
but then thats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 14:43:29 PM
the way they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 14:53:03 PM
are up there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 05, 2014, 18:10:37 PM
In general chat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 18:29:05 PM
Where the trolls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 19:06:11 PM
invade every thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 05, 2014, 19:07:34 PM
And contribute zilch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 19:09:49 PM
even picking on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 19:13:45 PM
people who try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 05, 2014, 19:20:00 PM
Help genuine posters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 19:52:11 PM
And completely hijack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 19:54:03 PM
and behave despicably
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 19:55:31 PM
Unlike drossers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 05, 2014, 20:00:49 PM
all get along
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 09:21:21 AM
nice and polite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 06, 2014, 10:05:34 AM
even when red
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 PM
cards are proffered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 06, 2014, 18:24:12 PM
To our southern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 19:02:36 PM
heroes who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:40:34 PM
Recovering gracefully and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:42:13 PM
humour the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:43:19 PM
Moderator and fusspot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:44:18 PM
with corny chat-up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:46:03 PM
To tasty Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:46:42 PM
lassies who appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:49:24 PM
Jellied eels and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:50:27 PM
the Ilford Palais
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:54:19 PM
Can meet their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:55:43 PM
brainy Essex chaps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:56:45 PM
Who play golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:59:40 PM
and dog racing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:01:11 PM
Wearing pearly caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:02:27 PM
and gold medallions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:03:50 PM
With hairy chest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:05:06 PM
driving red Mondeos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:07:19 PM
With flags flying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:10:03 PM
and furry dice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:12:30 PM
And nodding dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:13:21 PM
which hypnotise the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:16:33 PM
Onlooking public as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:37:16 PM
it passes Southend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 06, 2014, 21:39:41 PM
which is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:50:20 PM
Londoners holiday resort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 06, 2014, 22:15:49 PM
But if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 09:25:29 AM
walk the pier
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 07, 2014, 09:29:23 AM
the might as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 11:24:55 AM
Being fit people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 07, 2014, 12:16:23 PM
who nobody understands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 14:10:41 PM
how the maintain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 07, 2014, 14:18:23 PM
their beer guts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 14:19:34 PM
they once had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 07, 2014, 14:32:00 PM
a hairy head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 15:37:44 PM
and Adonis like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 07, 2014, 17:40:18 PM
women except Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 17:41:36 PM
who Ron thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 07, 2014, 17:52:09 PM
the sun shines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 17:53:20 PM
from her eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 07, 2014, 18:29:28 PM
And not her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 19:00:11 PM
little Bailey who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 06:19:47 AM
Farts for England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 08:15:43 AM
And stinks the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 09:20:37 AM
kitchen tiles off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 10:03:45 AM
The floor so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 10:35:50 AM
you don't notice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 10:43:53 AM
The skid marks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 10:47:28 AM
left behind when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 08, 2014, 11:53:32 AM
the washing machine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 14:38:43 PM
broke down because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 15:23:45 PM
The agitator snapped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 15:28:41 PM
from the weight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 15:29:57 PM
Of Bailey's basket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 16:14:30 PM
 And  spewed water
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:30:03 PM
all over poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 16:30:51 PM
Dee who had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:31:40 PM
only a teeshirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 16:33:13 PM
On and no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:34:21 PM
bra so you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 16:37:33 PM
Could see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:39:30 PM
all the delights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 16:46:35 PM
That were on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 08, 2014, 17:12:24 PM
offer to Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 08, 2014, 17:27:08 PM
When Glenn had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 08:19:46 AM
the reigns of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 09, 2014, 10:07:18 AM
His beautiful princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 09, 2014, 10:15:17 AM
Tied up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 09, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
four poster bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 14:29:06 PM
In the premier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 09, 2014, 16:29:49 PM
Inn in Clacton
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 16:55:13 PM
Where he exposed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 10, 2014, 06:46:14 AM
All his wares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 09:05:06 AM
which made her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 15:11:28 PM
Blush and fall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:14:55 PM
down laughing at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 15:18:59 PM
His fantastic jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:23:42 PM
and his chipolata
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 15:42:42 PM
Sausage sandwich which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:43:23 PM
did not satisfy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:03:39 PM
Her delicate Palate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:05:00 PM
or Wigan girls ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:19:44 PM
Who was starving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:20:51 PM
and ready to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:22:28 PM
Have a boiled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:23:15 PM
side of beef
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:25:21 PM
With Yorks puddings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:27:07 PM
chips and vegetables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:27:52 PM
followed by dessert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:29:48 PM
and washed down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:30:32 PM
with a bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:32:53 PM
Aldi white wine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:33:47 PM
Cava, brandies and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:34:41 PM
cocktails then she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:35:34 PM
dance the night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 10, 2014, 16:36:30 PM
Away before she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:37:20 PM
goes for supper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 10, 2014, 17:14:45 PM
At the chippy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 17:15:34 PM
where the fish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 10, 2014, 17:20:56 PM
Is battered and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 17:46:16 PM
accompanied by Wallies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 10, 2014, 23:22:48 PM
Who are only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
usual Blackburn supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 11, 2014, 15:15:00 PM
Who prefer chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 15:40:28 PM
Indian style with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 11, 2014, 15:43:18 PM
A couple of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 15:44:31 PM
new management appointments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 16:32:53 PM
who were only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 16:50:40 PM
ex curry chefs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 16:53:50 PM
from fusion 22
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 16:54:32 PM
where the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 17:47:32 PM
Indian food can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 11, 2014, 17:53:09 PM
Be served by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 18:59:45 PM
old Venky employees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 11, 2014, 20:17:01 PM
led by Keano
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 11, 2014, 20:52:03 PM
Who was filling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 11, 2014, 21:41:32 PM
The chapatis with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 21:46:13 PM
black pudding mix
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 12, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
For the Northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 12, 2014, 07:45:26 AM
Blokes who hate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 08:53:04 AM
being polite to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 12, 2014, 09:50:35 AM
Southern spurs supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 11:27:54 AM
who are patient
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 12, 2014, 12:35:03 PM
except with refs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:18:30 PM
Who have no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 12, 2014, 13:21:16 PM
knowledge of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:22:29 PM
Workings of women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 12, 2014, 13:23:13 PM
who can test
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:25:09 PM
The patience of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 12, 2014, 22:54:06 PM
The most ardent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 13, 2014, 00:21:32 AM
Banties supporter who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 13, 2014, 08:12:08 AM
Likes to think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 10:58:05 AM
they will recover
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
forlorn as it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 11:02:17 AM
because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 20:26:13 PM
absolutely beyond help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 20:30:02 PM
and prime for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 20:34:12 PM
retirement from all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 20:35:48 PM
activities which involve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 13, 2014, 23:47:51 PM
Any type of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2014, 09:53:20 AM
bodily fluid exchange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 14, 2014, 23:09:13 PM
Between two people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 05:22:32 AM
Who are in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 15, 2014, 07:56:21 AM
a sexual relationship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 08:24:11 AM
And enjoying every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 09:51:04 AM
single moment of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 11:08:03 AM
The stimulating conversations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:31:09 PM
before indulging in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 12:33:23 PM
a difficult jigsaw
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:34:07 PM
of an interesting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 15, 2014, 12:36:14 PM
Subject which may
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:37:02 PM
offend those with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 15, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
No sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 13:00:36 PM
humour such as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:36:07 PM
Scottish or Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 13:37:42 PM
comic geniuses who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:44:22 PM
Tell terrible jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 13:46:21 PM
that make us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:48:08 PM
Weep in despair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 13:52:13 PM
and beg for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:53:29 PM
Locking the thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 15, 2014, 14:06:05 PM
to put us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 15:41:26 PM
in a happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 16, 2014, 08:38:04 AM
Mood instead of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 16, 2014, 08:56:06 AM
 Being upset and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 09:09:06 AM
wanting to kick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 16, 2014, 09:21:44 AM
The dog or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 16, 2014, 10:59:49 AM
Grab his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 16, 2014, 11:23:34 AM
And start to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 16, 2014, 12:05:40 PM
throttle him with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 14:14:42 PM
Tartan posing pouch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 16, 2014, 17:58:41 PM
Bulging with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 20:00:54 PM
latest copy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 17, 2014, 00:44:27 AM
Hustler and FMO
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 17, 2014, 02:42:13 AM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 09:04:59 AM
has something exciting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 17, 2014, 09:54:35 AM
To read whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 11:25:02 AM
strumming in tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 17, 2014, 15:48:14 PM
With the screeching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 17:30:50 PM
nails against his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 17, 2014, 17:37:20 PM
Cracked french window
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 17:38:17 PM
trying to clear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 17, 2014, 19:30:11 PM
The bird poo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 20:32:52 PM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 18, 2014, 02:52:39 AM
See his way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 09:36:03 AM
into her brightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 18, 2014, 10:15:52 AM
Lit boudoir which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 11:55:31 AM
his handcuffs were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 18, 2014, 14:48:14 PM
Secured to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 15:42:07 PM
pole in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 18, 2014, 18:41:54 PM
Downstairs basement which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 18:51:35 PM
has seen many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 18, 2014, 23:26:11 PM
Pole dancing displays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 05:24:02 AM
After a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 07:50:03 AM
Too many vodkas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 19, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 09:12:45 AM
What Dave usually
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 19, 2014, 09:22:45 AM
likes when on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 11:17:43 AM
his trip to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2014, 14:01:34 PM
the jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:16:49 PM
Stall down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:22:40 PM
Slums of east
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:23:59 PM
End of London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:27:20 PM
Where the cockeneeee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:28:11 PM
Like dee and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:30:01 PM
Dave frequent to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:31:03 PM
Have a knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:39:36 PM
Up down at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:40:07 PM
The old bush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:44:28 PM
Where they watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:50:55 PM
Pearly kings and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 19, 2014, 20:52:14 PM
Queens strutting there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 19, 2014, 20:53:22 PM
Cockineeeeee dance moves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 07:31:21 AM
To Chas and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 20, 2014, 07:58:59 AM
DAVE who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 08:12:32 AM
ardent Spurs supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 12:48:52 PM
singing ' im forever
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 13:16:45 PM
slapping Yorkshire yobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 13:20:00 PM
who cockenees  dont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 13:23:44 PM
tolerate because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 20, 2014, 13:28:33 PM
are not a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 13:31:29 PM
lover of jellied
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:10:30 PM
implants to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 14:25:19 PM
women but Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:26:43 PM
don't need enhancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 14:37:27 PM
although they do
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:39:24 PM
exhaust their men
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 14:46:21 PM
with constant nagging
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 17:06:26 PM
for more love
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 18:13:41 PM
From northern men
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 20, 2014, 19:15:55 PM
Is the way
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 19:24:25 PM
forward especially when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:31:17 PM
past their prime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 20:34:06 PM
cockenees on medication
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:42:48 PM
kicking northern butts
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 20:50:05 PM
with his crocs
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:54:30 PM
wedged in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 20:56:21 PM
sexy rippling muscles
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:58:32 PM
in their bellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 21:00:57 PM
is a desire
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 21:02:24 PM
of black pudding
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 21:05:54 PM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 21:07:04 PM
that they indulge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 20, 2014, 21:21:23 PM
in with finesse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 21, 2014, 04:27:50 AM
To show that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 07:45:41 AM
they are backward
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 12:02:51 PM
at insulting cockeneeeeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 16:11:56 PM
the northern Jessies
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 16:54:48 PM
don't wear sandals
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Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:16:24 PM
without white socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 17:23:50 PM
to protect the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 21, 2014, 17:25:26 PM
Thier little piggies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 17:26:25 PM
from the sun's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 21, 2014, 17:27:18 PM
Rays which can
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Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:28:02 PM
penetrate the handkerchief
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 21, 2014, 17:28:46 PM
Which is knotted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 17:29:58 PM
around Daves head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:30:29 PM
which is well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 21, 2014, 17:31:45 PM
Protected due to
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 21, 2014, 17:33:38 PM
being a slaphead
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Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 18:04:55 PM
Denial as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:34:18 PM
Sticks it up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:37:14 PM
the northern wimps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:42:31 PM
Rear ends that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:44:00 PM
are used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:51:33 PM
Being spread wide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:53:17 PM
by butch Geordies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:56:21 PM
Who grease their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:57:23 PM
weapons before they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:58:34 PM
insert between the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
black dotted lines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 23:01:37 PM
Around the scrotum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 22, 2014, 04:28:21 AM
Making sure you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 22, 2014, 07:25:25 AM
Let Can play
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Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 09:13:35 AM
within the rules
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 22, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
Without being moderated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 17:33:22 PM
for being too
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 22, 2014, 18:14:40 PM
Rude or posting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 23, 2014, 07:37:30 AM
Saucy pics of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 23, 2014, 16:30:40 PM
Scantily clad ladies
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Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2014, 19:35:13 PM
Which he drools
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 23, 2014, 20:37:32 PM
Over all day
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Post by: Captain Sensible on February 23, 2014, 21:09:01 PM
and most of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 23, 2014, 22:44:01 PM
Other forum drossers
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 24, 2014, 04:22:22 AM
Dont take any
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Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 08:13:34 AM
notice because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 24, 2014, 08:28:35 AM
Are not perverted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 11:28:21 AM
but clean living
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 24, 2014, 12:02:05 PM
Northern men are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 13:58:22 PM
more into sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 16:31:26 PM
who don't reject
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 24, 2014, 16:39:55 PM
the advances of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 24, 2014, 16:42:06 PM
Classy northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 24, 2014, 16:45:35 PM
who are always
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 24, 2014, 16:48:01 PM
Chased by southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 16:53:16 PM
White rhinos with
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Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:05:29 PM
with insatiable appetites
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Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 17:06:00 PM
for scantily clad
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:07:12 PM
Irish colleens who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 17:07:43 PM
wear green knickers
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Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:10:39 PM
with shamrock patterns
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 24, 2014, 18:00:26 PM
With little leprechuan
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Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 18:36:59 PM
Can ready for
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Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 21:12:07 PM
My Irish Molly
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 25, 2014, 02:46:21 AM
Who was going
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 07:37:27 AM
To give him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 25, 2014, 07:58:25 AM
A nice big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 08:10:10 AM
Turkey to stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 08:25:06 AM
ready for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 09:49:30 AM
Dinner date with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 10:17:12 AM
the Paradise girls
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 16:37:50 PM
Who perform around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 16:43:48 PM
Can's pulsating body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:45:02 PM
so then he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 16:45:47 PM
Plays his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:46:40 PM
to the tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 16:51:46 PM
Of his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:52:50 PM
three words that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 25, 2014, 16:53:16 PM
Cant be posted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:54:03 PM
because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 25, 2014, 16:54:51 PM
The rude nature
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 18:37:50 PM
of the content
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 20:11:54 PM
which Can thrives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:18:01 PM
To write for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 20:20:32 PM
not making sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:38:40 PM
For Drossers who
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 25, 2014, 20:40:38 PM
are slightly insane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:45:44 PM
For lack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 25, 2014, 21:07:55 PM
Easy access to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 21:11:22 PM
Scantily clad ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 21:48:40 PM
with very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 22:06:30 PM
Rear bumpers split
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 22:16:06 PM
straining the fabric
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 26, 2014, 05:44:39 AM
Until it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 07:19:06 AM
Only appealing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 08:53:00 AM
depraved Irish folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 10:56:19 AM
Travelling the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:05:30 PM
on their tractors
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 13:06:44 PM
ploughing every furrow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:09:30 PM
playing with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 13:10:33 PM
bagpipes whilst wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:13:21 PM
his favourite plaid
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 13:20:33 PM
kilt and whistling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:21:42 PM
sporran full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 13:26:02 PM
sweeties for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:27:28 PM
prettiest looking of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 14:43:25 PM
The sheep that
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Post by: HelenR on February 26, 2014, 15:04:28 PM
he once had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 15:08:28 PM
Taken to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 17:43:49 PM
local barn dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 18:06:37 PM
To show to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 26, 2014, 19:42:22 PM
How to do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:51:19 PM
The correct steps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 26, 2014, 19:53:24 PM
So not to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:55:12 PM
Upset riverdance fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 26, 2014, 19:57:09 PM
Who think they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:58:27 PM
Can dance on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 26, 2014, 20:01:28 PM
Any stage in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 26, 2014, 23:02:35 PM
Preston without falling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
into the laps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 27, 2014, 09:34:48 AM
Of the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 11:23:34 AM
Bobby drinking club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 27, 2014, 12:16:19 PM
which is frequented
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 12:35:49 PM
by forum member
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 27, 2014, 12:45:10 PM
who used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 27, 2014, 13:57:44 PM
post on here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 14:13:26 PM
until he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 27, 2014, 14:24:02 PM
banned by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 14:56:01 PM
significant other as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 27, 2014, 15:58:44 PM
She read his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 16:10:41 PM
thoughts to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 27, 2014, 16:21:04 PM
Certain woman in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 16:57:19 PM
Caleta or Wigan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 27, 2014, 18:03:47 PM
and now he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 27, 2014, 18:58:25 PM
Has be banished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 27, 2014, 19:16:03 PM
to the bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 28, 2014, 04:56:35 AM
And the kitchen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 28, 2014, 08:00:10 AM
To make the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 08:20:38 AM
meals and drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 28, 2014, 09:38:45 AM
For the dominatrix
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 28, 2014, 09:46:50 AM
who restrain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 28, 2014, 09:53:07 AM
Leeds United supporter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 28, 2014, 09:56:18 AM
who was about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on February 28, 2014, 10:06:16 AM
To run off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 28, 2014, 13:39:59 PM
and join Manchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 28, 2014, 14:37:32 PM
swingers association to

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 15:08:33 PM
enlighten them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 28, 2014, 17:56:06 PM
What is going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 19:50:10 PM
On in Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on February 28, 2014, 20:41:31 PM
Which reflects  on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 00:19:43 AM
Missing posties and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 01, 2014, 05:15:41 AM
The white bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 08:14:35 AM
from the farm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 01, 2014, 08:22:56 AM
Where Can plants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 08:25:52 AM
his maris pipers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
and green kale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 01, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
to feed his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 01, 2014, 11:13:34 AM
5 pigs with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 11:29:24 AM
Bacon and cabbage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 01, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
to make them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
F art and splutter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 01, 2014, 12:13:15 PM
just like Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 13:49:12 PM
All over Derbyshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 01, 2014, 13:50:32 PM
in the mud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 15:58:46 PM
Up to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 01, 2014, 17:46:39 PM
His large spuds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 21:32:43 PM
and has to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 01, 2014, 22:29:33 PM
Get the farmer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 02, 2014, 08:14:04 AM
To get his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 02, 2014, 08:24:13 AM
Spud picking machine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 02, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
So he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 02, 2014, 08:34:26 AM
Retrieve Cans spuds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 02, 2014, 08:46:29 AM
And make crisps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 02, 2014, 08:47:54 AM
Out of them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 08:48:38 AM
in various flavours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 02, 2014, 08:54:03 AM
That most folks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 02, 2014, 11:52:34 AM
Will buy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 02, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
say that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 18:55:26 PM
Taste like ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: luvfuerte on March 02, 2014, 19:39:07 PM
Of the night
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 19:40:42 PM
Shoes after a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: luvfuerte on March 02, 2014, 19:45:22 PM
very strenuous session
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 02, 2014, 20:25:45 PM
In club paradiso
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 22:14:05 PM
dancing on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 03, 2014, 00:03:26 AM
The testicles of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 03, 2014, 00:12:19 AM
Jon the barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 03, 2014, 07:31:58 AM
Who serves the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:28:02 AM
Yorkshire elite with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 03, 2014, 08:29:28 AM
The finest ales
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:30:27 AM
and first class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 03, 2014, 08:32:44 AM
Train tickets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:33:39 AM
London where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 03, 2014, 08:37:31 AM
Best people move
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 15:53:17 PM
and shake which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 04, 2014, 08:11:32 AM
Excessive alcohol causes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 08:41:07 AM
to their frail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 04, 2014, 09:30:47 AM
Mental state of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 12:22:29 PM
living in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 04, 2014, 18:46:00 PM
With its beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 04, 2014, 19:06:41 PM
People and countryside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 04, 2014, 19:22:12 PM
where the sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 19:23:58 PM
intelligence exceeds local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 04, 2014, 23:52:49 PM
Knowledge of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 05, 2014, 04:33:11 AM
Area in which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 08:02:48 AM
Dave was born
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 08:28:00 AM
with food rationing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 10:41:09 AM
On jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:43:40 AM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
Especially black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:47:51 AM
as a laxative
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 10:55:08 AM
Of highest quality
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:56:41 AM
recommended by Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
The pudding expert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 13:25:22 PM
and sanitary executive
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Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 17:10:11 PM
On Leeds council
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 19:19:03 PM
where the train
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Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 20:52:12 PM
discharges its waste
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 21:08:48 PM
All over the
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Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:10:13 PM
the track upsetting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:10:41 PM
Elland road faithful
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Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:11:46 PM
with the smell
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Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:13:04 PM
Drifting over the
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Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:19:11 PM
the surrounding areas
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 21:20:42 PM
And across the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:23:08 PM
Bradford city centre
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Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:30:16 PM
Towards the slums
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 21:32:51 PM
Of Dublin town
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Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:34:33 PM
That sit proudly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 05, 2014, 22:01:09 PM
Next to the
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Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 22:06:01 PM
Castle of Edinburgh
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 04:44:47 AM
Which had moved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 06:36:43 AM
From bonnie Scotland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 06:52:47 AM
after 5 whiskeys
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Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 08:11:42 AM
Southwards to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 08:18:31 AM
what has happened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 08:21:47 AM
to the member
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Called Kenny who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:35:48 PM
woos the maidens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 14:37:05 PM
called Helen who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:38:45 PM
encourages his chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 14:45:15 PM
for fun because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 14:54:18 PM
he seems like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 14:57:22 PM
a man who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 14:58:28 PM
can be trusted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:02:01 PM
not to tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 15:24:11 PM
Little porkie pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:45:43 PM
about his fetish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 15:49:07 PM
For wearing ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:59:13 PM
perfume when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on March 06, 2014, 16:08:05 PM
Thats enough lol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 16:09:15 PM
Tosses his caber
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:03:30 PM
while reading his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 17:12:14 PM
50 shades o'gray
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:35:29 PM
and strumming his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 17:42:59 PM
Little six stringed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 17:48:51 PM
Ukulele which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 18:57:42 PM
carries around with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 18:59:20 PM
His whisky in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:00:51 PM
while he smooth's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 19:34:33 PM
his way in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:43:33 PM
With northern damsels
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 19:47:44 PM
who eat pizza
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:49:48 PM
Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 19:51:25 PM
cheap white wine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:53:54 PM
From Wigan pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 19:58:38 PM
Then takes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 20:11:10 PM
stroll to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 20:12:21 PM
Toilet to call
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 20:17:00 PM
her best friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 20:18:10 PM
Back to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 20:25:52 PM
if she would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 20:39:30 PM
Help find Huey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 20:43:41 PM
and ruth because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 06, 2014, 20:44:19 PM
She was having
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 20:49:21 PM
to throw up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 21:30:45 PM
On the carpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 21:35:10 PM
all the wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 21:41:08 PM
That she drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 21:43:43 PM
by the bucketful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 22:05:55 PM
to wash down
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 06, 2014, 22:34:31 PM
The red hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 23:48:22 PM
Scotch bonnet chillie
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Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 08:33:44 AM
to warm his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 09:18:54 AM
Cold hands that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 09:34:40 AM
That he stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 12:54:27 PM
near the burning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 13:54:53 PM
passion of cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:04:38 PM
who was colouring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:07:31 PM
her hair with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:10:21 PM
Extra thick domestos
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Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:11:37 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

to impress the
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Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:19:29 PM
Bradford City Lotharios
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:21:35 PM
who appreciate a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:22:45 PM
puppy dog noses
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:25:08 PM
and pretty Wigan
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Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:25:59 PM
lasses who have
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Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:27:07 PM
a loving heart  :-*
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Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:27:44 PM
and a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:29:06 PM
drive for passion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:29:32 PM
in the snow
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:29:47 PM
with young Ronnie
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Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:31:10 PM
and his friend  :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:35:30 PM
sucking ice cubes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:39:34 PM
whilst she ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:50:18 PM
spicy pizza and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 14:54:00 PM
watched her barges
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Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 14:59:13 PM
transporting her favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 15:03:31 PM
Scotsman down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 15:04:28 PM
waterways to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 15:08:16 PM
love nest in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 15:08:47 PM
the DW Stadium
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Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:18:56 PM
wherever that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 15:20:40 PM
Wigan you clown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:25:17 PM
said Cinders to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 15:38:43 PM
anybody who would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 15:40:40 PM
give her a  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:43:58 PM
good lashing across
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 07, 2014, 15:46:04 PM
the decks of
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Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:53:02 PM
the wigan boardwalk
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Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 17:00:47 PM
the Salmond lookalike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 00:31:10 AM
With the a.r.s.e
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 08, 2014, 07:56:01 AM
Like a slapped
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Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 08:09:07 AM
wet fish which
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 08, 2014, 09:55:36 AM
Resembled Can's paradise
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Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 09:57:27 AM
clubs ambience which
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 08, 2014, 10:01:14 AM
He adores especially
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 10:02:41 AM
the slippery pole
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 08, 2014, 10:42:43 AM
Where he performs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 12:28:18 PM
After a few
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 08, 2014, 13:03:36 PM
large whiskies to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 15:21:36 PM
Curb his shyness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 08, 2014, 15:26:24 PM
So he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 15:31:28 PM
tell some jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 08, 2014, 18:58:56 PM
To anyone who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 20:18:31 PM
who doesn't know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 08, 2014, 20:24:24 PM
Him or what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 21:43:24 PM
To do about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 08, 2014, 21:58:05 PM
His bad jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 22:23:27 PM
So he skins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 09, 2014, 06:26:03 AM
His spuds to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 07:24:06 AM
Try make into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 08:25:08 AM
a shepherds pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 08:48:50 AM
To feed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 10:36:18 AM
good time girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 10:54:42 AM
Before he attempts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 11:11:56 AM
to get inside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 12:40:13 PM
the bondage room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:01:09 PM
Where cinders was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 13:23:16 PM
tied up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:24:23 PM
Bradley cooper who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 09, 2014, 13:43:38 PM
was trying to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:53:54 PM
Get free from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 15:05:59 PM
the hand cuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 10, 2014, 03:41:22 AM
So he could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 04:09:04 AM
buy a round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 10, 2014, 05:26:14 AM
For all that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 10, 2014, 08:23:36 AM
Were in attendance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 08:56:22 AM
with their tongues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 10, 2014, 14:27:12 PM
In his ear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 14:41:58 PM
which made him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 10, 2014, 15:46:05 PM
Go all weak
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 15:47:27 PM
in the sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:12:40 PM
as he suckeled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 10, 2014, 16:14:43 PM
On his pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 10, 2014, 16:42:46 PM
That were shoved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:43:14 PM
under his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 10, 2014, 16:46:43 PM
Where the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:49:18 PM
shone like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 10, 2014, 16:57:45 PM
Beacon in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:59:37 PM
dales of Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 17:20:16 PM
with missing sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 19:00:24 PM
Men in long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 20:16:56 PM
coats with large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 20:56:44 PM
Foreheads and eyes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 22:01:19 PM
like gob stoppers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 00:25:38 AM
That parade around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 11, 2014, 04:10:33 AM
Looking for some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 08:21:47 AM
space in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 14:00:19 PM
Yorkshire Strip Clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 11, 2014, 14:54:21 PM
For Kenny to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 15:23:07 PM
impress the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 11, 2014, 15:24:21 PM
With his big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 15:25:14 PM
personality and smooth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 11, 2014, 16:15:59 PM
Shaved legs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 17:31:18 PM
figure hugging kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 11, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
That shows off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 17:59:49 PM
his better points
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 11, 2014, 18:57:33 PM
Which is more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 19:42:12 PM
Appealing to ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 11, 2014, 21:22:26 PM
Than his usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 11, 2014, 21:50:02 PM
less than one's image of idealised perfection jokes that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 11, 2014, 22:29:50 PM
Think that's more than 3 mate ;D ;D. Got ya drift though ;D ;D

Nobody finds funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 00:13:40 AM
With hairy sack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 09:36:15 AM
Posting random words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 12, 2014, 11:10:42 AM
That don't make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 13:42:50 PM
any sense to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 13:51:09 PM
eat his nuts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 20:31:53 PM
and fuddle his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 20:36:51 PM
mind with all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 12, 2014, 20:38:29 PM
The garbage that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 20:41:35 PM
he spews out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 20:45:00 PM
which he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 20:49:24 PM
Runs down legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 20:57:07 PM
not a clue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 21:01:31 PM
A red cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 12, 2014, 21:29:09 PM
lost the plot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 21:41:07 PM
while smoking wacky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 13, 2014, 07:34:47 AM
Baccy to ease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 13, 2014, 09:59:18 AM
His corrupt mind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 10:38:17 AM
and devise new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 13, 2014, 11:57:12 AM
pathetic jokes for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:36:23 PM
ridicule from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 13, 2014, 15:37:17 PM
Rest of dross
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:38:56 PM
who are very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 13, 2014, 15:40:31 PM
Patient with him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:41:29 PM
humouring him when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 13, 2014, 15:42:42 PM
He posts his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:44:10 PM
personal life experiences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 13, 2014, 21:44:49 PM
In Elland Road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 13, 2014, 23:40:57 PM
Where nobody goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 00:48:49 AM
To pee on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 02:46:07 AM
The team when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 07:53:50 AM
They concede five
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 08:24:46 AM
Goals at home
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 08:55:25 AM
which is easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 09:56:43 AM
When you play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 13:46:02 PM
blow football and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 13:47:38 PM
naked twister with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 13:50:53 PM
A northern girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 13:54:04 PM
of wigan repute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:13:34 PM
Who loves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:14:52 PM
bend and twist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:19:05 PM
Just for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:21:19 PM
boys to really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:24:54 PM
Have a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:26:56 PM
time admiring the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:28:22 PM
Dark haired female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:29:21 PM
with the fantastic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:31:23 PM
Lovely set of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:33:24 PM
assets that everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:35:04 PM
Wants to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:42:51 PM
because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:43:36 PM
Her best feature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:48:22 PM
except for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:49:02 PM
Ability to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 14:53:47 PM
on mad scotsmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:54:34 PM
Who charmed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:30:27 PM
pants off poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:31:16 PM
Poor little cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:34:39 PM
who didn't realise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:35:43 PM
That he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:37:08 PM
on medication to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:39:03 PM
Ease the pressure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:39:49 PM
on his tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:40:37 PM
 ;D ;D

Legs that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:42:34 PM
fat and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:43:17 PM
And shaped like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:44:36 PM
Kermit the frogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:45:51 PM
Little green bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 15:47:23 PM
especially when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 15:59:24 PM
is being abused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 16:12:07 PM
by someone called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:06:12 PM
Ronnie the bull  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 17:07:49 PM
Who likes slimy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:10:19 PM
Liquid on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 17:10:59 PM
Lips when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:15:21 PM
Gets closer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 17:19:18 PM
The Thing he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 17:20:27 PM
wanted most which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 17:21:08 PM
Teatime catch ya later ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:21:28 PM
He was scared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 17:26:14 PM
Teatime catch ya later ;D

don't worry Helen. He's tired ;D

of young Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:46:30 PM
Because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 14, 2014, 17:57:47 PM
got a bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 18:30:27 PM
Part of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 22:31:21 PM
head in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 03:39:39 AM
Sand due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 07:30:09 AM
Drinking too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 15, 2014, 07:35:30 AM
Mixed cocktails of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 07:36:33 AM
Vodka gin and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 07:43:06 AM
Fresh orange juice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 07:43:43 AM
To help with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 07:48:00 AM
His blocked bowels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 07:51:32 AM
So that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 08:01:10 AM
Could dump in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 08:01:48 AM
West Yorkshire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 08:09:08 AM
The smell wont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2014, 09:08:57 AM
be noticed because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 15, 2014, 09:56:37 AM
It stinks already
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2014, 14:25:34 PM
of very strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 15, 2014, 22:09:32 PM
Cheese which isnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 07:54:27 AM
A turn on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 16, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
For young Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 16, 2014, 08:15:19 AM
Who prefers the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 16, 2014, 08:17:13 AM
Older Scottish male
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 09:34:57 AM
Who doesn't wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2014, 09:40:36 AM
string vests or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 09:49:43 AM
Anything under his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 16, 2014, 10:43:20 AM
Kilt because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 16, 2014, 13:25:31 PM
Likes to hang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2014, 19:33:20 PM
his haggis from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 16, 2014, 23:56:49 PM
His sporran so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
That he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 08:15:24 AM
count the flies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 08:27:06 AM
That were buzzing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 17, 2014, 09:08:10 AM
hoping to lay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 13:14:14 PM
some eggs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 13:20:44 PM
Make a replica
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 14:30:04 PM
of his favorite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 15:32:47 PM
Pair of tartan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 15:39:21 PM
Boxer shorts that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 15:52:23 PM
Were slightly soiled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:13:12 PM
 :o :o :o

From all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 16:15:25 PM
Dodgy haggis that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:16:21 PM
He put down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 16:18:11 PM
His kilt when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:22:12 PM
He was feeling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 16:24:22 PM
Like a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:29:42 PM
Of me time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 17:02:41 PM
and add flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 17, 2014, 17:28:37 PM
To his bland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:03:05 PM
Cooked sheep's bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 19:24:36 PM
That looked like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:32:20 PM
A strangled turkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 19:33:36 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:36:40 PM
Remember his childhood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 17, 2014, 22:26:02 PM
When he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 06:25:50 AM
To visit the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 07:39:06 AM
The clap clinic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:01:44 AM
for umbrella treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
To scrape out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:06:06 AM
the diseased bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 08:06:40 AM
Caused by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:08:04 AM
reckless lifestyle where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 08:08:53 AM
Frequent visits to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:09:38 AM
lap dancing clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 08:15:22 AM
Got him into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 08:16:56 AM
The situation hes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 08:22:01 AM
Become accustomed to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 09:20:08 AM
burning the candle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 09:25:01 AM
At both ends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 13:56:36 PM
and putting it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 14:15:19 PM
About with any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:21:12 PM
one with pulse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 15:34:00 PM
Because beggars cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:34:45 PM
be choosy especially
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 15:43:05 PM
When cinders offers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:52:46 PM
to provide cocktails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 15:55:09 PM
For him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:55:41 PM
lick off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:06:48 PM
Pierced body part  :o
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:09:02 PM
leaking into her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:12:18 PM
Already very pickled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:13:17 PM
glass slipper which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:14:09 PM
She lost when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:15:08 PM
it turned midnight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:17:26 PM
Because the daft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:57:38 PM
barman had closed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:58:57 PM
The door to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:59:33 PM
a drunken young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 17:01:41 PM
Girls toilet door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 18:10:03 PM
Where the men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 19:20:38 PM
dare not enter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 19:47:23 PM
because they would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:35:03 PM
leave the seat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 20:36:03 PM
down and cause
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:39:42 PM
splashes where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 20:45:21 PM
men cannot aim
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:46:37 PM
After a couple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 20:50:03 PM
of large Irish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:51:20 PM
Whiskeys after lashings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 20:54:13 PM
of Pizza at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:55:04 PM
Wetherspoons leaving them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 21:09:51 PM
only the crusts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 21:15:52 PM
To feed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 21:22:09 PM
pigeons that gather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 18, 2014, 21:34:16 PM
In Scottish kilts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 18, 2014, 21:35:24 PM
Which attract them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 22:02:28 PM
like flies around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 18, 2014, 22:21:23 PM
the honey pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 06:27:54 AM
Which is sticky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 07:11:32 AM
And makes you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 19, 2014, 07:20:24 AM
Want to lick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 07:23:34 AM
It off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:11:38 AM
Very cute little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 08:17:37 AM
well looked after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:19:08 AM
Toned part of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 08:20:09 AM
body which has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:49:37 AM
A number of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 10:51:30 AM
Tasteful tattoos placed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 19, 2014, 11:07:53 AM
just where you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:08:33 AM
you would expect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 19, 2014, 11:10:19 AM
it to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:11:55 AM
smooth and unblemished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 19, 2014, 11:12:29 AM
just like when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:13:35 AM
she was born
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 12:11:50 PM
But then it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 13:27:56 PM
all went wrong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 14:27:21 PM
when she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:08:23 PM
Invited the Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:09:27 PM
To massage sensuous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:12:57 PM
on certain parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:15:04 PM
Of Cans backside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:15:54 PM
Wearing gardening gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:16:33 PM
whilst holding a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:17:54 PM
George Michael photo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:18:57 PM
And a whip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:21:10 PM
For his games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:21:58 PM
when he attends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:23:06 PM
To the basic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:26:33 PM
Needs of Kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:27:31 PM
And his wierdest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:27:57 PM
fantasies about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:28:44 PM
Shape of Cans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:29:53 PM
Stolen bag pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:32:25 PM
That he blew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:33:05 PM
all around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 15:35:07 PM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 17:11:41 PM
feast his eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:01:22 PM
Upon the talent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:03:11 PM
That pole danced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:09:27 PM
Costing Can a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:15:20 PM
Fortune because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:20:54 PM
Loves a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:28:14 PM
Dance with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:29:33 PM
Big fat one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:31:05 PM
That wobbles all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:33:31 PM
Around the pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:37:04 PM
Then sweats over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:38:50 PM
His pina colada
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:39:34 PM
Whilst nibbling on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 18:49:53 PM
A little prawn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:56:17 PM
Caught by kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:12:31 PM
using his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 19:40:01 PM
Scottish rod that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:41:18 PM
with the maggot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:41:39 PM
deeply ingrained into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:42:37 PM
his putrid sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:44:47 PM
that was condemned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:46:17 PM
to costa calma
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:46:57 PM
for German naturists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:48:24 PM
to admire whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:53:50 PM
sunning their tender
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 19:57:07 PM
buttocks and watching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 20:00:05 PM
Can flashing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 20:02:02 PM
little pipes at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 21:49:38 PM
Thongman and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 21:54:12 PM
Naturists like young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 21:56:12 PM
a Falkirk chappie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 19, 2014, 22:07:24 PM
Who parades about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 20, 2014, 08:08:47 AM
In the buff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:23:18 AM
Whilst watching the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 20, 2014, 08:33:26 AM
News at ten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:36:30 AM
Holding a small
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 08:39:29 AM
man bag he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:53:59 AM
Pinched of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:03:35 AM
Little old man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:08:31 AM
from Bradford last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:09:44 AM
Year when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:11:01 AM
went to Wembley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:12:39 AM
Twice unlike Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:13:52 AM
with European commitments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
Booze cruising to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:16:38 AM
the Crimea and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:18:11 AM
Other dodgy places
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
with cheap vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:20:15 AM
That will rot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:20:52 AM
Bobs sock and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 10:24:04 AM
Make his feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 20, 2014, 10:50:14 AM
Clean and pure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
and smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 20, 2014, 12:09:35 PM
A russian distillery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 12:15:45 PM
after a heavy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:02:11 PM
night with Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 15:34:49 PM
Who was feeling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:40:20 PM
very very relaxed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 15:47:08 PM
with Trumpy locked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:48:17 PM
in her dungeon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 15:50:02 PM
fed only on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:50:36 PM
fish finger butties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 15:56:52 PM
With Tommy k
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 16:00:32 PM
what the blazes is Tommy K?

between sessions of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 16:05:22 PM
Tomato ketchup

Sensual moments with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 16:06:32 PM
her ironing board
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 16:08:20 PM
 :o :o :o

which gave way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 16:09:38 PM
Under the syrain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 16:10:19 PM
of three people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
performing violent movements
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 18:21:01 PM
Whilst holding a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 20:06:54 PM
a black helmet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 20:34:38 PM
that belonged to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 20:47:55 PM
our mate Trumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 21:01:24 PM
who has been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 21:34:38 PM
Incarcerated in Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 20, 2014, 21:59:44 PM
and whipped until
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 22:13:45 PM
he fell off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 06:32:38 AM
The band wagon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 07:14:59 AM
And let cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 08:37:17 AM
tie him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 08:44:28 AM
her vacuum cleaner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 09:06:04 AM
for her to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 09:10:42 AM
turn it on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 09:15:53 AM
and hoover his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 10:21:25 AM
Tatty old kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 10:22:52 AM
that cinders ripped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 10:26:01 AM
Off to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 21, 2014, 10:59:17 AM
if he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 11:21:07 AM
Male or female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 11:23:28 AM
but couldn't tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 11:25:10 AM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
cold weather it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
had shrivelled up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 21, 2014, 11:41:33 AM
and the magnifying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 11:53:12 AM
wasn't powerful enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 21, 2014, 12:36:28 PM
so they had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 13:43:45 PM
to use tweezers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 14:14:01 PM
to get it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 14:36:53 PM
prepared for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:38:06 PM
Special enlargement treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:39:02 PM
that he needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:39:41 PM
To bring it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:40:58 PM
up to expectations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:41:52 PM
Of our Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:43:18 PM
who needs a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:43:58 PM
A really good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:44:39 PM
work out with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:46:56 PM
Scottish Kenny's special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:47:33 PM
ability to wiggle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:49:16 PM
His ears while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 16:50:06 PM
holding cinders pair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:53:44 PM
Of perfectly formed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 17:03:08 PM
and silicone enhanced
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:04:36 PM
but authentic looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 17:06:34 PM
if slightly lopsided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:08:00 PM
when laying down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 21, 2014, 17:09:07 PM
on Caleta beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:10:17 PM
while licking a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:14:08 PM
 :o :o

Very large cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:16:23 PM
champagne poured over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:30:19 PM
Her very pert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:39:10 PM
and perfectly tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:45:02 PM
Long and toned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 19:34:41 PM
and tattoo free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 22, 2014, 08:39:15 AM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 22, 2014, 09:04:57 AM
Upset some of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 09:15:37 AM
her regular readers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 22, 2014, 10:37:41 AM
Who just wanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 10:48:58 AM
to rest their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 22, 2014, 11:02:53 AM
heads on her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 11:05:23 AM
comfortable and delightful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 22, 2014, 22:16:07 PM
extra large and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 06:55:46 AM
Quite cute pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 23, 2014, 07:37:48 AM
Of silicone enhanced
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2014, 16:45:51 PM
But really adorable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 23, 2014, 20:39:53 PM
Puppies which wobbled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:41:10 PM
When she drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 23, 2014, 20:41:55 PM
To much wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:44:03 PM
Then fell over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 23, 2014, 20:44:57 PM
Onto her puppies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 20:45:35 PM
causing a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 23, 2014, 20:46:24 PM
Of pain for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:49:11 PM
The man sat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 20:49:39 PM
on his large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 23, 2014, 20:51:27 PM
Fat backside who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:55:40 PM
Stuffed his face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 21:36:26 PM
with large quantities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 24, 2014, 05:20:38 AM
Of fatty food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 24, 2014, 08:36:13 AM
And jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 08:55:24 AM
from Tubby Isaac's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 24, 2014, 09:18:51 AM
On petticoat lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 09:41:47 AM
in wonderful London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 24, 2014, 15:24:00 PM
Where cockeneeeee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 15:25:31 PM
used to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 24, 2014, 15:34:09 PM
With other gangsters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 16:44:35 PM
and insurance professionals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 24, 2014, 17:12:32 PM
Who rob trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 24, 2014, 18:36:28 PM
and hide in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 08:03:30 AM
Deepest darkest Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 08:59:42 AM
and money launder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 09:39:22 AM
In Caleta where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 10:07:41 AM
Bob is Godfather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 25, 2014, 10:40:31 AM
to lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 10:49:48 AM
Cats and dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 25, 2014, 10:50:35 AM
which he likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 10:54:13 AM
To feed with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 12:36:04 PM
human body parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 12:52:49 PM
from the Paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Dustbins after Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 13:21:27 PM
has dumped his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:25:56 PM
old dog after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 14:34:05 PM
It bit his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:35:10 PM
bagpipes in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 14:38:36 PM
Back of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:39:34 PM
clapped out tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 14:46:35 PM
Loaded with spuds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:57:26 PM
infected with Colorado
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 15:28:27 PM
Beetles which were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 16:51:55 PM
Singing along to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 18:08:40 PM
Cans favourite karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 25, 2014, 18:32:18 PM
Song in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:03:59 PM
seedy backstreet bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 19:25:31 PM
where the clientele
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:26:48 PM
are all hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 19:29:15 PM
up and need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:30:17 PM
to sell their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 19:46:09 PM
bagpipes to raise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 20:40:55 PM
Enough to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 25, 2014, 20:51:36 PM
Can's Corrie penthouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 05:45:43 AM
Which overlooked the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 07:11:29 AM
Rather seedy little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 07:38:37 AM
pole dance club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 08:12:27 AM
Where the girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 10:57:00 AM
open bottles with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 11:08:01 AM
There hardened lips
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 11:30:52 AM
and kiss like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 11:45:16 AM
a slimy eel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 12:05:26 PM
from deepest Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 12:10:24 PM
which Delia then
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 12:13:30 PM
plucked and stuffed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 12:27:41 PM
with her finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 26, 2014, 12:57:17 PM
Plums, nuts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 13:07:46 PM
then stuck in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 13:13:26 PM
The river Wensum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 13:14:30 PM
which flowed through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 13:18:28 PM
Norwich to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 13:35:57 PM
ocean at Great
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 14:08:39 PM
Yarmouth through the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 15:01:03 PM
Sewage spilling from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 15:58:33 PM
Bob's boat train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 16:15:17 PM
Washing up on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 16:15:58 PM
Scarborough beach where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 18:06:34 PM
It was transported
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 20:53:02 PM
By the unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 20:56:30 PM
down to Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 20:58:23 PM
So to pollute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 21:04:09 PM
the tractor boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 21:07:22 PM
Chances of growing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 21:09:01 PM
growing up into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 21:09:46 PM
Double the size ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 21:22:14 PM
of Diddy Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 26, 2014, 21:27:37 PM
And be able
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 21:29:08 PM
to dive into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 21:52:21 PM
the pool at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2014, 22:20:00 PM
The miniature kingdom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 07:11:44 AM
where all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 07:14:45 AM
Little people frollick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 09:18:17 AM
on their inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 10:23:56 AM
Pink blow up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 10:26:27 AM
phallic shaped lilo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 10:35:51 AM
Which attracted the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 11:17:31 AM
English, Irish and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
Kenny the Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 13:08:02 PM
to celebrate by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 13:27:48 PM
raising his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:11:53 PM
and showing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:14:12 PM
little wriggly worm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:15:10 PM
which scared the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:18:05 PM
life out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:19:07 PM
certain forum members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:20:56 PM
who shall remain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:25:21 PM
anonymous because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:27:21 PM
the delicate nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:35:32 PM
the itch that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:45:45 PM
Cinders scratched with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:48:07 PM
her long nails      ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 14:56:54 PM
until full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:58:32 PM
splinters from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:06:26 PM
hard and tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 15:32:57 PM
and very hairy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:34:01 PM
back which needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 15:38:56 PM
sorting out by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:57:08 PM
waxing the hairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 15:58:13 PM
Rubbing with sandpaper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:59:40 PM
and skin removed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 16:02:27 PM
THINK THATS A RED DAVE ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:03:41 PM
What are you on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 16:07:38 PM
Tut tut Dave, not cheating are we ;D

And also words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:09:02 PM
with a very hot blow torch from B&Q


well if I am going to get a red card I thought I would  get my moneys worth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 16:10:47 PM
A sulking Cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:11:27 PM
over officious Yorkireman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 27, 2014, 16:15:05 PM
Says Adolf Hitler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 28, 2014, 05:57:09 AM
Who would soon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 28, 2014, 06:09:32 AM
Dive straight in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 13:52:05 PM
and win a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 28, 2014, 14:50:18 PM
little rubber duck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:18:37 PM
for bath time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 28, 2014, 15:22:21 PM
to play with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:22:52 PM
when he takes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 28, 2014, 15:26:35 PM
the plug out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:28:01 PM
of his inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 28, 2014, 18:55:53 PM
Blow up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:15:50 PM
And greases up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 21:01:39 PM
The pink lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:14:04 PM
That's 10" long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 29, 2014, 05:39:54 AM
And purrs like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 07:19:22 AM
A very angry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 08:50:04 AM
Cow in labour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 09:04:05 AM
while the vet
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Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 09:08:37 AM
Greases Jon's arm
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Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 09:09:50 AM
up it's passage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 09:15:30 AM
Covered in s.h.!.t.e.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 29, 2014, 13:58:42 PM
from Cans Cows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 14:22:43 PM
Which he reared
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Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 14:53:01 PM
By hand specially
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Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 15:33:20 PM
to supply him
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 29, 2014, 22:00:35 PM
With finest fresh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 22:12:12 PM
Manure for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 29, 2014, 22:20:40 PM
Roses so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 30, 2014, 00:40:04 AM
Kenny could send
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 30, 2014, 07:16:51 AM
Them to BS
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 07:55:08 AM
Upsetting his cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 30, 2014, 10:37:03 AM
And making her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 30, 2014, 14:08:41 PM
Cry all day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 30, 2014, 18:51:51 PM
Until her hero
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:04:03 PM
Kenny the kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 30, 2014, 19:09:26 PM
Turned up with
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Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:10:21 PM
a full sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 30, 2014, 19:14:27 PM
And his pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:15:28 PM
spewing out ear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 30, 2014, 19:21:38 PM
Splitting noise that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 20:10:12 PM
smashed glasses and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 01:10:54 AM
Cracked BS's veneers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on March 31, 2014, 02:21:59 AM
Exposing him has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on March 31, 2014, 07:07:06 AM
The hero of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 22:39:19 PM
The Noddy stories
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 04:04:35 AM
Who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 06:36:51 AM
Cracked BS's veneers

Who's bs?
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 09:39:10 AM
BS is Brightspark/barvespark or what ever his latest alias is

be big ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 10:18:54 AM
Oh right  :D




Whilst driving a
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Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 10:52:10 AM
little red car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 10:57:01 AM
With very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 11:24:09 AM
Pedals so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 11:25:50 AM
Is able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 12:41:00 PM
drive to Scotland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 13:07:43 PM
and vote for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 13:08:47 PM
Kenny to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 13:10:18 PM
neutered to protect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 14:37:00 PM
The local females
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:42:38 PM
from his raging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 14:50:06 PM
Fits of extreme
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:52:29 PM
hormonal headaches and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 14:57:01 PM
Bouts of rage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:58:09 PM
because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 15:35:52 PM
No time to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 15:36:58 PM
fit it in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 16:18:45 PM
All of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 18:58:59 PM
Holiday planning he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:00:08 PM
Rattled on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 19:01:02 PM
For weeks and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:18:47 PM
Got on everybody's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 19:36:11 PM
nerves because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:46:44 PM
Just wouldn't shut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 01, 2014, 19:48:55 PM
up about what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:51:48 PM
The weather is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:16:01 PM
Going to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 20:18:09 PM
But we want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:19:22 PM
To hang Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 20:20:55 PM
out to dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:21:27 PM
By the short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 20:31:36 PM
tartan skirt he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 20:39:17 PM
Bought from oxfam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 21:24:28 PM
To impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 21:28:13 PM
miseries at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 21:49:03 PM
Terminal check in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 21:52:24 PM
Flashing his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 22:01:06 PM
To passport control
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 22:02:31 PM
Who look bewildered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:05:09 PM
At his hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 22:06:54 PM
Sporran which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 22:10:21 PM
Dangling in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 22:19:07 PM
Grey plastic trays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:43:57 PM
Dangling his meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 22:48:33 PM
And two veg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 23:00:56 PM
Over the X-ray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 23:02:36 PM
Machine showing that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 23:06:18 PM
Bagpipe dangling under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 01, 2014, 23:09:28 PM
A red cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 01, 2014, 23:20:35 PM
Was the only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 08:01:33 AM
Means of escape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 08:10:46 AM
On offer to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
young Cinders from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 09:07:01 AM
men ganging up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 10:29:17 AM
on her and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
her forum buddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 11:02:40 AM
who played with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 11:05:07 AM
kennys rather full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 11:06:56 AM
and bloated little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:14:19 PM
bag of tricks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:15:25 PM
that he showed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:17:55 PM
off proudly to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:23:15 PM
Cindy who promptly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:24:31 PM
went mad because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:38:36 PM
he called her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:39:45 PM
Cindy when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:43:49 PM
should have known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:45:34 PM
shes very particular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
with who she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:50:48 PM
shares secrets with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:52:35 PM
and only Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 02, 2014, 12:55:55 PM
is not privvy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
to Cindy's private
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 13:18:13 PM
and personal pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 13:23:49 PM
With shortened things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 13:24:40 PM
so can fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 13:59:02 PM
in the hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 14:00:03 PM
Tub when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:00:36 PM
is full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 14:01:31 PM
water and bubbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:26:00 PM
that was left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 14:34:22 PM
for Can to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:43:29 PM
play around with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 15:10:16 PM
Instead of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 15:11:25 PM
blow up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 15:49:54 PM
Which was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:02:24 PM
life-size model of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 16:02:55 PM
St Michael who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:03:51 PM
he wished was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 16:05:40 PM
Stood in front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:06:56 PM
a model of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 16:08:04 PM
His lovely Kat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 16:13:18 PM
who is known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 16:57:18 PM
For her wit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 17:30:45 PM
and her bells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 17:34:43 PM
Ringing on her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 17:37:30 PM
bike waking up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 17:50:01 PM
Dave on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 18:26:59 PM
Lounger by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:32:02 PM
pool while reading
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:33:45 PM
The daily mail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:34:55 PM
on his kindle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:44:46 PM
That broke because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:46:19 PM
it couldn't swim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:47:29 PM
Among all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:49:50 PM
kids on inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 19:03:59 PM
lilos which Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:38:17 PM
Stuck pins in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 21:39:57 PM
Because he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:48:16 PM
A mean old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 02, 2014, 21:51:24 PM
cockeneee despite his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 00:03:58 AM
Love of northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 07:09:51 AM
Folk who he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 03, 2014, 07:39:38 AM
Looks up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 10:05:05 AM
For advice and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 12:25:20 PM
tips on how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:08:18 PM
to keep pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:09:27 PM
in his suitcase
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:10:19 PM
while eating black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:11:19 PM
pudding with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:17:46 PM
beetroot topping and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:27:11 PM
mixed salad leaves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:36:32 PM
containing pickled gherkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:39:32 PM
that were stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 03, 2014, 13:50:45 PM
From the supermarket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 14:15:41 PM
round the corner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 15:08:52 PM
from Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 03, 2014, 17:07:14 PM
which was always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 17:16:47 PM
full of cap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 03, 2014, 18:44:41 PM
From far off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 19:01:28 PM
darkest Lancashire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:07:49 PM
Flat cap brigade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:09:25 PM
Are very loyal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:12:15 PM
To aye yup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:19:23 PM
and whippet keepers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:21:55 PM
Who Ooooo Arrrrrr
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:23:12 PM
At Yorkshire men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:23:54 PM
and insult southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:25:38 PM
Cockney rebels who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:26:31 PM
are superior beings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 20:35:00 PM
than dead frogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:35:20 PM
From outer space
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 03, 2014, 20:49:58 PM
With two bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:52:04 PM
That are hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 20:53:43 PM
with bald heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:55:06 PM
That got waxed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 20:57:05 PM
to look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:58:41 PM
Right said fred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 21:02:02 PM
singing I'm too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:05:01 PM
Sexy for my
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:14:24 PM
Northern fairy mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:16:12 PM
With wings of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
Venkys best chickens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:18:50 PM
Delicately coated with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:21:22 PM
Hot vindaloo sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:24:04 PM
Perfectly made by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:27:44 PM
Bob who is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:30:18 PM
A perfectionist in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:31:25 PM
Railway Buffet cuisine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:33:31 PM
That tastes of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:36:40 PM
Rancid black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:37:57 PM
Seasoned with pigeon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:38:52 PM
And ferret droppings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:40:01 PM
So caused all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:41:25 PM
Of Preston sick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:43:24 PM
And tired because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 03, 2014, 22:25:24 PM
Dave rabbits on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 10:29:54 AM
about uncouth northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 11:48:24 AM
who know best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:00:08 PM
not to embarrass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 12:14:24 PM
delicate little Cinders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:24:11 PM
who flirts with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
a mad Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:27:51 PM
with his mini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
skirt blowing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:34:01 PM
the Fuerteventura gales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
whilst looking out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:40:01 PM
for any stray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 12:44:17 PM
German naturist that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 13:19:00 PM
has a smaller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 04, 2014, 13:23:52 PM
pouch than most
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 15:45:20 PM
Would expect on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 04, 2014, 19:01:21 PM
A winters day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 07:47:17 AM
Whilst romping naked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 05, 2014, 08:00:08 AM
Through the snow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 08:04:48 AM
Avoiding the green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 05, 2014, 08:08:42 AM
Stuff,because we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 09:23:39 AM
dearly value our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 09:28:15 AM
Personal assets which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 10:12:32 AM
are irreplaceable because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 10:16:46 AM
They've never been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 13:54:26 PM
Used in anger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 14:01:43 PM
except for when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 14:04:07 PM
Visiting Wigan where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 14:09:47 PM
I was used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 14:14:49 PM
And abused by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 05, 2014, 14:40:16 PM
Can the man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 14:42:03 PM
And his big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 15:29:06 PM
corny jokes book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 21:43:23 PM
While he pierced
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Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:44:38 PM
the navel of
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Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 21:45:10 PM
Cinders to match
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:47:10 PM
the one Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 21:51:13 PM
Got when he
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Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:52:57 PM
he visited Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 21:58:57 PM
Only his was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:59:59 PM
cheap brass washer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:01:02 PM
Dangling from his
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Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 22:01:42 PM
left nipple which
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Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:08:05 PM
Has a chain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 22:08:59 PM
with diamond studs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:15:00 PM
Connected to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 22:20:03 PM
Short and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:36:36 PM
Scrotum and marbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 06, 2014, 05:22:04 AM
Which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 06, 2014, 06:55:17 AM
Cinders to photograph
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 06, 2014, 07:11:44 AM
And keep forever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 06, 2014, 07:20:47 AM
Tattooed to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 08:31:02 AM
Very toned stomach
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Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 09:06:18 AM
amongst the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 06, 2014, 09:10:19 AM
Assets she flashed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 11:26:54 AM
To the men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 06, 2014, 11:35:24 AM
who were delivering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 11:55:36 AM
Her weekly supply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 06, 2014, 11:58:36 AM
of red hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:14:12 PM
Chilli peppers for
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Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:50:36 PM
Dreamy curry chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
She feeds to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:56:46 PM
Her daughters friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:58:27 PM
On a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:59:33 PM
Food kitchen chain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 13:55:03 PM
And food poisoning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 13:57:11 PM
Never darkens her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 06, 2014, 20:08:16 PM
Surfaces that prepare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 20:45:06 PM
the ready meals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 20:46:21 PM
That Kenny cooks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:03:24 PM
for unsuspecting punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 21:40:28 PM
Of haggis and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:42:18 PM
and porridge oats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 21:43:00 PM
With black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:47:19 PM
and health threatening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 07, 2014, 05:14:28 AM
Heart problems due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 05:41:32 AM
To all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 09:50:33 AM
fatty food consumed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 09:57:08 AM
And not drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
the right type
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 10:00:58 AM
Of earl grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 11:26:08 AM
for discerning drinkers
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 15:26:37 PM
To savour the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:30:07 PM
delicious bergamot flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 15:34:12 PM
Which satisfies the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:39:10 PM
real men unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 15:40:36 PM
That skirt wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:41:57 PM
Kenny who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 15:44:08 PM
to brag about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:44:59 PM
his very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 15:46:00 PM
bank balance that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 15:48:31 PM
He wont spend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:49:03 PM
on poor Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 15:51:39 PM
Even though she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:31:57 PM
salivates over her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 16:38:34 PM
Firm and petfectly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:40:46 PM
cooked Wigan buns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 16:41:25 PM
she won't eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:42:24 PM
but tempt Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 16:43:18 PM
Into her boudoir
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 16:43:54 PM
so she can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:44:39 PM
explore his bulging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 16:46:22 PM
Belly with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:47:09 PM
heat seeking missiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 16:50:08 PM
 That she handled
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Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:56:52 PM
like a professional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 16:58:56 PM
Aiming a straight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:00:16 PM
drive down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 17:01:23 PM
Gorbals into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:02:51 PM
orchestra stalls where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 17:04:12 PM
He played his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:05:33 PM
best strumming tunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 07, 2014, 17:05:45 PM
on his pipes
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Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:08:19 PM
that haven't experienced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 07, 2014, 17:09:22 PM
A good blow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:10:10 PM
for ages becasuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 07, 2014, 18:25:45 PM
His missus wont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 18:39:05 PM
Go near it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 07, 2014, 18:39:32 PM
So a blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 18:48:33 PM
Is done by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 07, 2014, 19:01:36 PM
His best mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 19:09:29 PM
While on a
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Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 19:11:53 PM
Visit to Bradford
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Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 19:21:26 PM
At the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 07, 2014, 21:22:36 PM
Pub, the Bobby
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Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 22:16:40 PM
In darkest Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 08, 2014, 05:10:07 AM
Where a postie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 09:54:17 AM
stares into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 10:11:30 AM
Empty glass and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 10:12:32 AM
eyeing the barmaids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
Whilst pulling a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 10:58:32 AM
whisker from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 11:21:16 AM
Chin and plucking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 11:23:02 AM
her eyebrows over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 11:26:12 AM
The black pudding
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Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 11:46:11 AM
to add body
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Post by: HelenR on April 08, 2014, 11:50:30 AM
and texture to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 12:18:16 PM
his pint of
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Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 12:32:44 PM
lime and lemonade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 13:01:49 PM
with a slice
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Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 14:31:47 PM
of jellied eel
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 08, 2014, 15:07:17 PM
Supplied by Tubby
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Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 15:40:33 PM
And delicately jellid
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 08, 2014, 20:15:26 PM
By cockney chas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 08, 2014, 21:02:53 PM
So he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 09, 2014, 05:12:15 AM
Give Dave some
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Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2014, 07:26:25 AM
Finest sea food
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 09, 2014, 09:40:32 AM
From the sewers
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Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2014, 19:01:47 PM
polluted by Bob
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 09, 2014, 19:17:20 PM
and his train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 09, 2014, 20:34:21 PM
Spilling diesel into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 09, 2014, 21:23:31 PM
Dave's jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 10, 2014, 05:31:31 AM
Which actually made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 06:37:36 AM
Them taste ok
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 08:23:56 AM
to northern palates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 10:40:57 AM
Which are better
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Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 10:42:47 AM
Than all southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 11:58:02 AM
At unstoppable winging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 13:30:21 PM
about Spurs players
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 13:51:24 PM
being exceptionally superior
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 15:24:09 PM
Divers all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 17:00:14 PM
Time being monotonous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 18:09:07 PM
Appealing for penalties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 19:14:52 PM
when rigging postings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 19:34:17 PM
in Daves imagination
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 19:59:56 PM
which is perceptive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:01:58 PM
when drinking Shiraz
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
and drossing with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:04:33 PM
his mate Ron
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:05:31 PM
and Cinders Bobbit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:08:26 PM
Talking about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:10:57 PM
time Cinders broke
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:11:54 PM
the circumcision knofe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:14:18 PM
 :o :o

On the chopping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:14:57 PM
board whilst under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:16:30 PM
Just saw what I typed - that sounds a bit Norfolk

the influence of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:17:21 PM
Numerous glasses of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 10, 2014, 20:17:45 PM
Red or white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:18:20 PM
vinegar from the
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Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:19:10 PM
local Morrison in
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Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:20:22 PM
Sunny Manchester where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:21:26 PM
its not safe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:24:15 PM
To walk round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:25:19 PM
the back of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:26:27 PM
Wigan pier where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:27:09 PM
Cinders hid her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:27:42 PM
stash of pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 10, 2014, 20:29:15 PM
So that nobody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:30:04 PM
Would want to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:30:52 PM
mess with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:32:02 PM
Sharp tongue that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:33:00 PM
makes Ena Sharples
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:34:10 PM
look like Cinderella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 10, 2014, 20:35:06 PM
On a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:35:48 PM
  :o :o

Drinking binge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:36:54 PM
everyone took turns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:37:43 PM
To kiss her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:39:32 PM
on her lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:40:20 PM
Tattooed part of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:41:16 PM
bicep which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:43:05 PM
Tanned and toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:44:07 PM
looking like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 10, 2014, 20:44:38 PM
A bulging hotdog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:45:49 PM
That Can ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 20:46:39 PM
from between her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:51:02 PM
Firm and perfectly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:52:09 PM
cooked Wigan pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:56:10 PM
That are fattening
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:01:41 PM
and not recommended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:03:54 PM
For people who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:12:55 PM
respect their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:14:38 PM
And always have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:15:34 PM
their eyes on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 21:16:37 PM
her finest assets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
and his bank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:18:02 PM
Balance that she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:19:14 PM
blown on loads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:21:09 PM
Of home improvements
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:26:26 PM
and finest wines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:27:45 PM
Always enjoyed by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:28:45 PM
the bottle saving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:29:37 PM
The need for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:30:51 PM
washing up glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:31:48 PM
That always smash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:33:06 PM
when three sheets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:34:35 PM
Of lightening strikes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 21:48:15 PM
down upon the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:50:42 PM
Leeds Liverpool canal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 10, 2014, 22:46:57 PM
Causing waves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 10, 2014, 23:54:39 PM
Ripple fairy godmother
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 01:37:48 AM
Drank Cans whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 11, 2014, 05:19:38 AM
And got micturated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 05:55:28 AM
Before been thrown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 08:32:30 AM
off Wigan Pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 09:40:08 AM
That doesn't exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 10:43:22 AM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:02:20 PM
Lack of beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
upon which to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:08:15 PM
Frolick in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 12:34:25 PM
sand with Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:37:49 PM
And his burnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 12:41:49 PM
bum cheeks which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:43:13 PM
Cinders laughed at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 12:44:11 PM
and rubbed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:49:56 PM
Cold jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 11, 2014, 12:51:03 PM
pinched from Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 13:00:01 PM
who wasnt very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 11, 2014, 16:08:02 PM
happy that Jenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
who sold them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 17:57:49 PM
To Kenny who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 18:08:41 PM
Uses aphrodisiacs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 18:10:16 PM
Try and impress
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 18:57:04 PM
And turn on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:05:51 PM
The German naturists
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 19:06:57 PM
Flaunting their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:11:11 PM
To all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 11, 2014, 19:48:45 PM
Unlucky people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:59:57 PM
Made the mistake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 11, 2014, 21:34:33 PM
of thinking that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 21:42:38 PM
He was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 00:07:45 AM
Gruesome scots man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 04:30:09 AM
When we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 12, 2014, 07:25:52 AM
The feminine side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 12, 2014, 09:37:14 AM
Of him wears
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 09:53:26 AM
ladies mini skirts
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 12, 2014, 09:54:54 AM
And high heeled
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 09:58:29 AM
shoes and lacy
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 12, 2014, 13:43:30 PM
corset that he
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 13:51:59 PM
Liked to wear
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 12, 2014, 14:03:12 PM
when striding the
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 14:04:40 PM
girth of the
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:33:13 PM
Caleta beach camel
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 14:39:49 PM
Which had fallen
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:40:50 PM
laughing at Can's
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 14:41:40 PM
Bad attempt at
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:43:08 PM
telling a joke
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 14:49:14 PM
To impress cinders
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Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:52:53 PM
while checking out
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 15:14:11 PM
The size of
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 18:57:57 PM
Her puppies noses
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 19:08:29 PM
Which pointed towards
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:09:09 PM
The skies above
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 19:10:56 PM
Which were clear
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:12:24 PM
And so hard
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 19:13:34 PM
That they would
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:14:50 PM
Support barbells and
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 19:27:51 PM
Not bend an
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:34:04 PM
Tassel hook with
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 19:42:42 PM
A weighted nipple
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:52:07 PM
Ring and chain
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 20:00:18 PM
Which glistened in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:01:51 PM
The strobe light
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 20:02:40 PM
In paradise club
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:03:13 PM
Where she shimmied
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 20:06:22 PM
Around the pole
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:07:30 PM
With her glittering
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2014, 20:09:00 PM
Nipple tassels twirling
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Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:14:02 PM
And sparkling thong
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 06:31:44 AM
That twinkled like
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 07:50:47 AM
 :o :o

Her beautiful eyes
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
In the moonlight
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 08:06:44 AM
While watched by
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 08:26:14 AM
Cockeneeee Dave who
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:02:41 AM
was disgusted that
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 09:29:33 AM
Cinders thrupennies were
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:30:48 AM
largest in britain
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 09:36:37 AM
Admired by all
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:38:12 AM
lovers of fine
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 09:46:15 AM
Silicone enhanced apparel
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:50:55 AM
with Manchester waterproofed
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 09:59:51 AM
Piercings on the
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Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 10:51:52 AM
Lower nether regions
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 13, 2014, 10:53:34 AM
showing off her
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Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 10:56:14 AM
Diamond encrusted ring
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 11:10:47 AM
and knobbly knees
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Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 11:12:43 AM
From crawling on
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 11:28:01 AM
All fours for
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Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 11:50:28 AM
Slapping her bum
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 11:59:45 AM
While she ate
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Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 12:03:43 PM
Strawberries and drank
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 12:12:28 PM
Ice cold champagne
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 12:53:28 PM
from Can's welly       
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 13:04:20 PM
Which also contained
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 14:37:13 PM
His viagra and
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 14:39:28 PM
And a spare
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 15:43:28 PM
Set of bagpipes
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 15:54:47 PM
For him to
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Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 17:12:39 PM
To serenade her
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 17:14:03 PM
Because she likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 19:40:26 PM
To hear his
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 19:50:50 PM
Very badly played
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 19:53:08 PM
Pipes give out
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:01:14 PM
A very loud
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 20:13:58 PM
Noise which needs
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:21:25 PM
To be recorded
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 20:22:40 PM
So that the
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:24:43 PM
Southerners could then
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:28:08 PM
decide what to
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 20:30:46 PM
Do with proper
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:32:32 PM
sounds of the
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 20:33:26 PM
Highlands and not
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:34:26 PM
a poor imitation
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:39:51 PM
Of cans singing
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:43:44 PM
in his barotone
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:46:10 PM
Out of tune
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:54:21 PM
until someone decides
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Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:59:33 PM
To silence him
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 13, 2014, 21:50:45 PM
By stuffing a
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Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 00:19:18 AM
A Red cortina
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 06:40:43 AM
Down his y-fronts
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 06:42:31 AM
Then taking a
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 06:44:22 AM
Banana and shoving
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 06:47:29 AM
It down his
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 10:55:21 AM
tractor exhaust that
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 11:04:03 AM
He proudly showed
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
at all the
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
starry eyed ladies
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 12:27:18 PM
who needed glasses
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 12:32:54 PM
to focus on
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 12:39:42 PM
his small onions
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Post by: Captain Sensible on April 14, 2014, 12:47:51 PM
that had begun
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 13:00:25 PM
to start turning
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 13:27:09 PM
A purple colour
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 13:39:29 PM
because of the
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 14:52:53 PM
when magnified by
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 14:54:43 PM
Kennys old glasses
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 15:23:03 PM
Showed it was
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 15:32:32 PM
quite disappointing to
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 14, 2014, 16:19:33 PM
See him stood
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 16:22:22 PM
with a skirt
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 14, 2014, 16:42:38 PM
Around his ankles
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 16:43:23 PM
because he had
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 14, 2014, 17:11:01 PM
Lost his belt
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Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 17:21:07 PM
and had no
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 17:23:45 PM
braces or string
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Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 17:25:15 PM
which was binding
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 18:06:35 PM
The whole thing
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 18:08:21 PM
Together so not
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Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 18:09:18 PM
To spill over
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 18:11:48 PM
And stain the
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 20:11:24 PM
Bottom of his
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 21:14:17 PM
Gusset in his
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 21:20:45 PM
Pink spotted Speedo's
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 14, 2014, 21:21:40 PM
Which showed off
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Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 21:23:49 PM
His very sunburnt
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 07:11:30 AM
Bits that he
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 08:25:52 AM
Paraded thru Caleta
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 10:01:28 AM
like a cowboy
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 10:41:11 AM
on a mission
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
on his way
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 13:03:28 PM
to the rodeo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 13:16:10 PM
where he rode
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 14:55:58 PM
a selection of
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
camels that he
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:46:12 PM
enjoyed the humps
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:51:20 PM
reminiscent of Wigan
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:52:34 PM
Girls extra large
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:54:33 PM
breastular regions which
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:56:43 PM
Are all implants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 17:03:55 PM
Paid for by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:05:16 PM
Young cinders father
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:09:18 PM
who runs the
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:10:42 PM
Local architect firm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:11:36 PM
for bra design
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:12:16 PM
So cinders sister
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:13:03 PM
don't flop around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:13:48 PM
Lol


And hit her
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:15:24 PM
knees with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:16:23 PM
Very over sized
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:17:27 PM
thru'pennies that have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:18:49 PM
Pierced like cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:20:49 PM
Ouch :o

which made them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:23:16 PM
Very much ouch  :( :o :o


Swell to twice
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Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:24:14 PM
when Danny bit
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Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:26:30 PM
So cinders hit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:27:35 PM
his orchestras with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:29:46 PM
Her sharp tongue
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:30:40 PM
which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:31:48 PM
On a regular
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:32:53 PM
bases because she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
Wants to train
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:36:42 PM
him like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 18:04:23 PM
Demi god of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 18:59:25 PM
Of the bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:00:22 PM
where he usually
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 19:04:00 PM
Dresses up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:09:00 PM
girl guide uniform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 15, 2014, 19:33:00 PM
to try and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 19:34:42 PM
Spice up his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:40:14 PM
fire lighting skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 19:42:52 PM
Which where damp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:44:23 PM
squibs in Cindy's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 15, 2014, 19:52:04 PM
Eyes ,so she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 20:29:07 PM
chose to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 20:41:26 PM
After a healthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 20:50:15 PM
jog along the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:38:06 PM
Golden mile where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:40:38 PM
Pavement pizza's line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:45:09 PM
Is as long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:47:05 PM
As a dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:49:20 PM
Tail that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:50:50 PM
Ribbons and bows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:51:49 PM
Sewn into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:53:14 PM
Ball sack hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 15, 2014, 23:02:22 PM
Making it walk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 23:07:24 PM
 Bow legged like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 04:38:56 AM
John wayne or
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 04:41:50 AM
a busy lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 04:42:23 AM
At the paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 04:43:16 AM
where young Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 04:48:50 AM
Likes to strut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 06:19:25 AM
And dance to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 09:53:34 AM
the sound of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
Daves golf clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 10:27:53 AM
as they merrily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
hit kennys large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
head with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:58:58 AM
rotting haggis that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 11:01:09 AM
stunk like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 11:11:52 AM
sweaty camels undercarriage     :o :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
attracting the biggest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 11:40:26 AM
swarm of german
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 12:03:21 PM
teletubbies that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 12:19:30 PM
 previously had a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:19:56 PM
exposed paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:20:44 PM
pole dance with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:22:47 PM
big busted Helen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:23:35 PM
Of Troy who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:24:05 PM
had a crush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:24:32 PM
on a scotsman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:25:33 PM
a handsome man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:26:38 PM
with very cute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:55:53 PM
legs, looks and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 15:06:32 PM
Eyes that suggest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:27:29 PM
some nocternal activity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 16:38:39 PM
In cinders new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:46:39 PM
extra large padded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:48:53 PM
pink boudoir with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:51:32 PM
fluffy hand cuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 16:54:38 PM
And chains to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:55:57 PM
restrain Kenny and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:58:26 PM
nail his credentials
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 17:06:14 PM
To her shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 17:09:08 PM
table top cover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 17:19:54 PM
And pour hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 17:21:09 PM
molten wax all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 17:27:44 PM
Over his hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 17:32:42 PM
Big toe which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 17:45:43 PM
She liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 17:54:45 PM
Rub with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 18:05:10 PM
largest nail file
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 18:48:04 PM
Then giving the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 19:04:33 PM
nail varnish too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 19:16:02 PM
Can for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 19:20:26 PM
rusty old tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 19:21:22 PM
And his trusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 19:24:03 PM
old sheepdog called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 19:28:03 PM
After his pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 16, 2014, 19:29:04 PM
Of close friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 19:31:13 PM
mork and mindy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 20:31:09 PM
Who sleep regularly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:16:36 PM
at the foot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 16, 2014, 21:19:32 PM
Of his bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:20:23 PM
which has seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:28:48 PM
Hundreds of sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:37:14 PM
romanced until they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:38:22 PM
Moved on to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:39:38 PM
Wigan for real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:42:10 PM
Local boys who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:48:35 PM
prefer them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:51:42 PM
Big chested women
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:52:44 PM
who nag like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 21:53:15 PM
Bradford boys nagging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:54:24 PM
because their makeup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 22:03:46 PM
Was streaked with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 17, 2014, 04:40:44 AM
By the smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 17, 2014, 05:32:54 AM
Of Cans manure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 11:29:46 AM
on black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 17, 2014, 18:15:01 PM
And beetroot sarnies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 18:36:00 PM
to improve flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 17, 2014, 19:33:55 PM
And texture to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 20:34:25 PM
satisfy the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 17, 2014, 22:50:18 PM
That eels cannot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 18, 2014, 04:45:54 AM
Wriggle up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 18, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
whilst Dave eats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 07:18:30 AM
His afternoon tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 10:31:15 AM
while the notherners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 10:44:57 AM
Drink white wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 18, 2014, 10:53:38 AM
from a cup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 10:58:16 AM
In the shape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 11:05:18 AM
of a boob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 18, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
which causes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 11:47:31 AM
hardening of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:36:43 PM
Lower men's region
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 12:47:37 PM
just below his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:49:38 PM
Tattooed six pack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 12:50:31 PM
that extended downwards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:55:00 PM
To a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 13:01:54 PM
roll of sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:07:40 PM
Meat seasoned by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 13:28:24 PM
years of submerging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:43:32 PM
Into dark murky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 13:49:00 PM
rat infested areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:52:50 PM
In cans garden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 14:00:18 PM
shed where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 14:11:08 PM
Keeps his chains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 14:54:48 PM
Bagpipes and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 15:09:25 PM
Useless old instruments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 17:17:42 PM
designed to torture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 17:28:56 PM
People down south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 18, 2014, 18:32:55 PM
Who have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 18:58:20 PM
Put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 18, 2014, 19:03:19 PM
All that Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:06:50 PM
Constantly jokes about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 18, 2014, 19:18:43 PM
Which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:20:35 PM
Giant pain in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 18, 2014, 19:27:44 PM
Bottom and needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:37:43 PM
To behave because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:09:20 PM
he's not funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:16:01 PM
And needs locking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:16:46 PM
But you won't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:18:01 PM
Because cinders wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:19:42 PM
To keep laughing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:20:50 PM
Because Can always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:21:36 PM
Tells really good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:25:09 PM
girls how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:27:33 PM
Become totally depraved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
and please Irishmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:31:20 PM
With daily striptease
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:32:17 PM
and sensual massages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:36:54 PM
Along the inner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:41:50 PM
regions of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 03:41:59 AM
Large bulging wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 19, 2014, 07:16:31 AM
To dispel the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 19, 2014, 08:40:27 AM
Idea of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 09:35:05 AM
Irish economy crisis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 19, 2014, 10:37:38 AM
That can caused
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 11:13:31 AM
by overspending in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 14:58:28 PM
The paradise club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 16:02:27 PM
like a man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 19:47:40 PM
Who needed a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:51:55 PM
long drink and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 19:52:38 PM
Some irish sausages
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:53:29 PM
in Aunt Bessies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 19:54:37 PM
Yorkshire puddings which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:56:50 PM
contain too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 20:01:41 PM
Starch and salt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
which clogs the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 20:06:29 PM
Back passage causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 20:21:26 PM
a nasty rash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 20:35:14 PM
and a burning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 21:59:10 PM
sensation that causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 19, 2014, 22:10:59 PM
A nasty swelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 07:05:47 AM
So he cannot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 09:55:15 AM
pass essential matter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 09:57:15 AM
Like the BS
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 09:58:35 AM
Kenny's bestest buddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 09:59:41 AM
Chanted while drooling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
thinking about Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 10:09:09 AM
And her luscious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 11:08:18 AM
Firm pierced assets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
 That stand proud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 12:34:56 PM
In her lacey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 13:52:50 PM
Anne Summers finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 13:55:35 PM
To make kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 13:56:49 PM
heart rate increase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 13:59:21 PM
While he watched
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 14:00:35 PM
through a peephole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 14:08:42 PM
 :o

At her tiny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 16:02:26 PM
beach hut in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 16:27:30 PM
Manchester city centre
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 18:06:03 PM
it always rains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 18:37:35 PM
G-strings and thongs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 18:43:00 PM
That Kenny wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 18:51:56 PM
While ogling pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 18:57:35 PM
Of cinders profile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 19:14:14 PM
With his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 19:21:18 PM
Hunched up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 20, 2014, 21:21:28 PM
Reveal his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:23:08 PM
But firm haggis
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:24:18 PM
Which is unfit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:25:46 PM
For human consumption
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:26:41 PM
As it may
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 20, 2014, 21:26:56 PM
Contain lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:27:44 PM
Cans home grown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:28:44 PM
Crushed viagra pills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:29:49 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:30:39 PM
Rise to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:32:15 PM
Challenge that awaited
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:34:25 PM
Him when cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:35:40 PM
Paid a visit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:48:01 PM
To his cave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:51:07 PM
Full of chains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:53:24 PM
And other kinky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:54:34 PM
Toys bought from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:56:32 PM
Cinders favourite shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:57:32 PM
Where she spends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:58:28 PM
Danny's hard earnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 22:04:49 PM
Cash on useless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 21, 2014, 07:08:03 AM
Things that dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 08:41:28 AM
Get used by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 09:45:48 AM
leaving them unplugged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
So bob has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:03:03 PM
a hair raising
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:06:05 PM
Experience with bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:13:37 PM
burnt to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:18:23 PM
Crisp by Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:22:02 PM
in the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:25:10 PM
While he enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 21, 2014, 12:44:57 PM
A quick drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:50:07 PM
Of strong local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 21, 2014, 12:53:31 PM
Beer which made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Him very drunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 14:12:07 PM
and all amorous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 14:31:42 PM
Over his curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:05:50 PM
Made by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:24:55 PM
Favourite takeaway in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:52:07 PM
Preston after spending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:53:56 PM
The day naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:58:16 PM
At Cinder's  barbeque
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:59:10 PM
Whilst dancing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:01:55 PM
I'm too sexy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 18:03:49 PM
For my kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:46:10 PM
And rubbing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:50:28 PM
His barbequed sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:54:20 PM
Between her pork
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:57:45 PM
Loins which are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:59:42 PM
Waxed smooth and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 19:00:46 PM
Throbbing from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 19:02:13 PM
Wax strips pulled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 19:30:16 PM
Off by kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 19:50:19 PM
the hairy old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 19:58:52 PM
Bag pipe player
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 22:02:40 PM
with a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 22:19:40 PM
Long pink tuba
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 22, 2014, 04:34:04 AM
Which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 06:53:43 AM
To play with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 08:53:07 AM
when he couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 12:18:47 PM
Get anybody else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 13:15:50 PM
to fiddle with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 13:48:27 PM
Because it was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 14:53:23 PM
covered in nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:41:53 PM
Burns caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:46:44 PM
Cinder's very hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:48:07 PM
Chilli peppers she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:48:46 PM
slipped into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:49:59 PM
Hands when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:59:17 PM
got too friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 16:05:02 PM
and roasted her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 16:20:28 PM
Near the coal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 16:43:10 PM
in the bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 16:55:20 PM
playing with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 17:09:05 PM
yellow rubber duck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 22, 2014, 17:48:13 PM
Whos name was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 18:49:13 PM
Kenny duck because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 19:19:36 PM
She wanted to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 20:14:27 PM
Show him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 20:31:09 PM
Wet sudsy time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 23, 2014, 04:22:17 AM
And give him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 06:37:19 AM
A wash because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 08:23:35 AM
the dirty old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
Scotsman never shaved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 23, 2014, 17:08:56 PM
under his sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 17:17:22 PM
or used deodorant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 18:43:19 PM
So smelled of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 23, 2014, 18:45:19 PM
rose petals and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 18:51:21 PM
Stale black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 23, 2014, 18:52:51 PM
which excited Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 18:59:02 PM
And caused him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:00:07 PM
To add beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:00:54 PM
To add flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:02:51 PM
So can serve
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:03:56 PM
All the punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:05:03 PM
A Yorkshire delicacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:05:59 PM
And poisons southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:08:35 PM
Which isn't fair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:09:53 PM
W hen they travel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:10:51 PM
By boat to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:12:56 PM
Avoid  road works
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:29:26 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 21:43:08 PM
Wigan on Sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 23, 2014, 23:56:16 PM
Selling deep fried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 24, 2014, 04:53:34 AM
Pooles meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 06:49:36 AM
That are gross
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 08:47:36 AM
and very fattening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 24, 2014, 13:42:32 PM
So you ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 14:37:01 PM
should avoid them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 24, 2014, 15:35:41 PM
for fear of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 15:39:26 PM
expanding your bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 16:11:46 PM
Which isn't good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 24, 2014, 17:07:03 PM
when wearing Kenny's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 17:38:04 PM
Tartan patterned thong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 18:04:21 PM
and prancing around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:14:38 PM
The canal for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 18:15:31 PM
money thrown by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:18:09 PM
Jon's drunk punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 24, 2014, 18:50:34 PM
Hoping for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:52:09 PM
Glimpse of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 24, 2014, 18:52:38 PM
Forbidden triangle that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:57:42 PM
Scared all southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 24, 2014, 18:59:11 PM
Who are said
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 19:01:32 PM
nervous of brazen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 19:25:57 PM
Northern men who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 20:33:58 PM
are not choosey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 25, 2014, 04:35:46 AM
Who they seduce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 09:04:53 AM
with low morals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 12:53:05 PM
In order to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 13:34:39 PM
display their wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 13:53:48 PM
To cinders so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 14:03:05 PM
she can get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 14:18:19 PM
Her wicked way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 14:42:31 PM
with hot chillie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 14:50:49 PM
Sauce on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 25, 2014, 14:59:39 PM
Bury black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 15:05:02 PM
Then eaten by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 15:16:40 PM
a scottish wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 25, 2014, 15:48:59 PM
of ill repute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 15:58:11 PM
who hangs out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 16:20:27 PM
With Irish hunks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 18:19:31 PM
who paint wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 18:23:41 PM
Their birthday suits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 18:25:03 PM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 18:28:27 PM
Safe as the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 25, 2014, 19:09:27 PM
Poster says it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:13:39 PM
Shrinks certain parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 25, 2014, 19:25:13 PM
That other women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:26:18 PM
May find hilarious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 25, 2014, 19:29:00 PM
When it comes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:32:26 PM
To measuring for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
succulence and goodness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:44:55 PM
That's rare in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:46:09 PM
Lancashire men folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:47:38 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:49:02 PM
female domination there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:57:41 PM
As they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 20:02:44 PM
wear the trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 20:08:06 PM
To stay in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:31:06 PM
charge because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:32:43 PM
Need to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:34:20 PM
the key decisions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:35:08 PM
About where to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:36:13 PM
keep the pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:37:45 PM
Away from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:38:30 PM
the ferrets and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:39:44 PM
Yorkshire sheep because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:41:13 PM
interbreeding is rife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:42:45 PM
Around the Pennines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:44:04 PM
leading to problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:45:01 PM
With yorkie folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:48:26 PM
indecipherable speech and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:49:33 PM
Odd food fetish's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:51:25 PM
leading to obesity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:52:19 PM
And loss of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:53:16 PM
bladder control which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 22:42:55 PM
Needs rubber bands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2014, 03:02:31 AM
To tighten things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 26, 2014, 06:13:21 AM
In order to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 09:42:14 AM
keep trousers dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 26, 2014, 10:23:15 AM
From the very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 11:48:03 AM
wet weather up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 26, 2014, 12:42:47 PM
Yours Cockeneeee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 15:00:02 PM
said Yorky Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 26, 2014, 15:07:09 PM
in his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2014, 15:10:16 PM
Eating beetroot sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 26, 2014, 15:16:25 PM
and watching Shrek
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 16:55:22 PM
in the mirror
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2014, 17:42:13 PM
Who reminds him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 18:31:35 PM
To cut back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2014, 18:58:42 PM
On the curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 20:48:53 PM
And raw broccoli
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2014, 21:01:45 PM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 27, 2014, 00:25:02 AM
Make pee smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 27, 2014, 07:57:23 AM
And stink out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 08:20:28 AM
His bar full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:24:10 PM
of other ugly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 27, 2014, 12:30:31 PM
Can lookalikes who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:37:24 PM
scare the children
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 27, 2014, 12:43:27 PM
with the sound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:51:26 PM
of stripping naturists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 13:21:11 PM
Being naughty in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 27, 2014, 13:26:23 PM
In the nude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 13:28:38 PM
While being careful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 13:56:50 PM
when cooking sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:03:13 PM
To avoid any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 14:05:19 PM
sparks burning the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:07:21 PM
Hairy lower regions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 14:08:44 PM
which could ignite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:10:56 PM
And cause a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 15:01:38 PM
a flare up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 15:06:14 PM
Of itchy scabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 27, 2014, 15:22:46 PM
Which would need
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 15:27:44 PM
Attending to by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 16:40:14 PM
burning out with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 16:45:41 PM
Cans Irish whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 17:05:22 PM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 27, 2014, 17:08:58 PM
The best stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:20:11 PM
To rub on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:29:19 PM
Ones nether regions

(Welcome back Jon)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:31:10 PM
As it causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:33:59 PM
A large imflamation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:35:26 PM
That can only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:47:51 PM
be eased by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:49:18 PM
A gentle rub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:49:53 PM
with a brillo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:52:39 PM
Cleverly rubbed by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:54:02 PM
removing a layer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:54:45 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:55:47 PM
the hidden valuables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:02:55 PM
Worshiped by all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:03:42 PM
loose northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:07:47 PM
 :o >:(

Who take pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:09:42 PM
When picking up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:10:12 PM
any chap with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:11:54 PM
A large bank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:12:58 PM
overdraft after they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:17:58 PM
Refuse American express
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:19:19 PM
and don't do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:23:49 PM
Cash back for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:25:39 PM
Southerners wanting bogof
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:27:15 PM
on their purchases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:28:54 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:30:12 PM
careful how they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:37:30 PM
Spend their hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:39:02 PM
Earned tax evasion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:40:40 PM
in overseas accounts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:41:45 PM
To pay for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
Cinders black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:44:06 PM
She won't eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:44:39 PM
too quickly because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:47:34 PM
It makes her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:48:36 PM
strip off and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:51:40 PM
Flirt with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:57:20 PM
Wigan rugby team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:58:30 PM
To fulfill her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:59:23 PM
Needs because she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 20:06:17 PM
Likes to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 21:07:36 PM
Immersed in champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 21:30:48 PM
And strawberries so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 00:49:30 AM
Titivate her fancy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 02:35:21 AM
And sweeten up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 09:43:32 AM
Her bad mood
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 13:20:06 PM
by giving her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:21:41 PM
a rub with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 13:34:19 PM
the sporting life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:40:35 PM
to encourage the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:51:50 PM
hormonal development of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:53:03 PM
her expanding waistline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:53:38 PM
as it accomodates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:55:06 PM
last nights curry          ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:55:31 PM
and impending lodgers  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:56:28 PM
that is delayed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:58:10 PM
by barrier methods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:58:50 PM
until after the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 14:00:11 PM
wiley negotiations of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 14:03:20 PM
very mixed opinion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 14:08:31 PM
with the male
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 14:12:54 PM
who must be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 15:13:52 PM
In a state
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:16:41 PM
because hes soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 15:17:08 PM
And needs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:17:46 PM
grow a pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 15:23:37 PM
Of balls and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:26:55 PM
be more like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:05:48 PM
an Essex boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:07:51 PM
because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:08:49 PM
the super studs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:09:42 PM
who know how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:33:30 PM
to satisfy women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:34:09 PM
by learning from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:35:07 PM
northern chaps failings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:36:16 PM
which makes girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:37:26 PM
depressed and empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:38:19 PM
but happy because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:39:01 PM
they can domineer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:40:14 PM
the Scottish and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:41:38 PM
Lancashire wimps who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:42:49 PM
who really don't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:44:14 PM
tick the boxes   (Glad Bob is not about)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:46:34 PM
 ;D ;D

for any Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:49:29 PM
girls with attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 28, 2014, 17:34:13 PM
Who prefer Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 17:38:19 PM
softies who always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 18:02:39 PM
Make a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 18:48:23 PM
House husbands who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 18:55:05 PM
Tend to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:01:38 PM
Macho mancunians hunks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:02:37 PM
Then wake up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:04:05 PM
The southern chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:05:47 PM
To ask advice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:09:47 PM
On how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:11:41 PM
Perform like mancunians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:14:18 PM
As they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:16:39 PM
The best at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:23:08 PM
Making a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:29:31 PM
Door mat for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:29:53 PM
The front door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:30:54 PM
To stop the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:34:25 PM
Downtrodden Manchester males
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:35:18 PM
Making a mess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:36:34 PM
Innocent Essex girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:37:55 PM
Who don't know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:40:07 PM
What they're saying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:43:10 PM
As don't listen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:44:29 PM
To drunken ramblings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:51:36 PM
After numerous cocktails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:43:49 PM
And tequila slammers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 20:45:44 PM
To ease the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:46:29 PM
Pain caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:47:29 PM
The ear bashing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:50:37 PM
That Can caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 28, 2014, 20:55:02 PM
After a few
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:56:20 PM
Naturists paraded around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:59:36 PM
And tried to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 28, 2014, 22:47:43 PM
Call Bob Gary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 22:47:59 PM
Blow his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 04:55:16 AM
And ask him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 06:31:51 AM
Politely to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 06:58:43 AM
Flash in front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 07:11:55 AM
Of his kids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 09:02:56 AM
for the time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 09:05:13 AM
but they laughed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
and pointed at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:08:58 AM
his miserable excuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
For a pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:16:46 AM
of very swollen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:17:45 AM
knobbly knee caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
Just like Kennys          ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:20:08 AM
who is snubbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:21:07 AM
the heartbroken Cinders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:24:56 AM
who frightened him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:25:58 AM
with her wellies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
and rather large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
and very real
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:28:30 AM
personality which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
sometimes very feisty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:32:02 AM
and will train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:33:24 AM
Scottish blokes accordingly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:38:42 AM
so that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
will do what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 10:45:29 AM
Cinders tells them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:46:10 AM
or else feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 10:47:56 AM
The back of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:49:03 AM
her very sharp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
tongue which will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 11:44:51 AM
Make them never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 11:48:05 AM
need to wash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 11:59:22 AM
Their smooth bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 13:12:36 PM
to prevent them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:13:44 PM
from catching on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 13:17:46 PM
to the front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:20:51 PM
of her bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 13:22:01 PM
where she poured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:23:39 PM
numerous pina colada's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:26:18 PM
over her head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:27:33 PM
to smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:28:41 PM
the local sewer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:29:21 PM
That was cleaned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 13:31:57 PM
out using a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:34:12 PM
leopard print thong           :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:39:08 PM
donated by thongman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:40:50 PM
previously worn by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 13:41:58 PM
a large German
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:45:30 PM
woman with hairy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 13:52:25 PM
backed friends from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:01:31 PM
the eastern part
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 14:03:03 PM
of Bradford where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:04:02 PM
curry is eaten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 14:05:42 PM
for any meal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:06:19 PM
with a side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 14:07:22 PM
glass of Cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:08:01 PM
with pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 14:52:22 PM
Which is beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 15:26:14 PM
With a bit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:34:53 PM
of jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 15:35:27 PM
Pie and mash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:36:08 PM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 15:36:53 PM
From East London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:40:56 PM
where diamond geezers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 15:56:05 PM
Are ten a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 16:01:15 PM
Penny unlike proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 16:03:29 PM
gentlemen from Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 16:06:17 PM
Drinking Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 16:10:25 PM
with afternoon tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 16:11:31 PM
of hot crumpets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 16:39:03 PM
and best butter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 17:34:33 PM
Before getting stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 17:40:37 PM
whilst eating the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 17:42:15 PM
Gut buster special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 18:45:46 PM
At the dorchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 19:21:59 PM
where the rich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 19:31:40 PM
Arabs and Russians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2014, 19:59:29 PM
Do their business
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:10:25 PM
To pollute the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:41:47 PM
Leadenhall Market bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:44:01 PM
With elementary waste
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:45:11 PM
upsetting the Brokers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:47:17 PM
By doing what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:48:05 PM
visitors always do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:48:39 PM
Like our Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:49:35 PM
taking their seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:50:14 PM
On the throne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:51:04 PM
and drinking Bolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:51:58 PM
To pee up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:53:25 PM
the Gherkin windows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:55:15 PM
And dump down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:13:39 PM
the Stock Exchange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:15:41 PM
causing it to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:16:42 PM
have a Bear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:17:47 PM
and a bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:18:53 PM
run freaking out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:23:17 PM
Can in Soho
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:24:06 PM
strip club when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:25:35 PM
the bull entered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:29:10 PM
and sat on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:36:21 PM
his flattened bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:37:21 PM
and gored his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 29, 2014, 21:38:32 PM
sporran until it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 23:04:20 PM
stood majestically straight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 02:35:14 AM
Upright facing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 07:06:09 AM
Slippery pole and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 08:56:59 AM
Then went limp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 09:01:20 AM
from fright because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 09:17:53 AM
Was scared off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 10:52:40 AM
By Cans tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 11:01:24 AM
And combined harvester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 11:03:07 AM
Which was covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
In cow pats       ;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 14:32:46 PM
Drying out so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 14:45:21 PM
could be fried
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 14:55:27 PM
with egg, mushroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 15:04:42 PM
and jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 15:05:34 PM
for improved flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 15:08:26 PM
to serve to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:24:33 PM
Hungry northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:26:02 PM
who are always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:33:14 PM
up for free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:36:49 PM
drinks from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:44:45 PM
generous southern men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:47:51 PM
who shop at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 17:19:52 PM
Charity shops because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 17:37:40 PM
They as tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 30, 2014, 17:43:35 PM
A ducks posterior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 17:45:20 PM
And only buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 18:16:59 PM
replica second hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 30, 2014, 18:34:33 PM
Tat from primark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:08:17 PM
And giving to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:18:47 PM
our northern friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 19:20:08 PM
Who take it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:24:23 PM
and sell to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 19:25:12 PM
the southern softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 19:26:10 PM
Who think they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:27:58 PM
would rather avoid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:31:30 PM
Such cheap filth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:32:15 PM
that  northerners value
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:34:10 PM
To save money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:34:53 PM
to buy gin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:35:39 PM
And cheap tonic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:36:24 PM
to get high
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:37:52 PM
And start talking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:40:29 PM
to the wall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on April 30, 2014, 19:42:33 PM
Because no one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:46:48 PM
Listens as they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 21:44:29 PM
mumble their words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on April 30, 2014, 22:11:44 PM
And fall into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 02:44:33 AM
A vat of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 06:18:20 AM
Premium Russian vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 10:02:18 AM
made in Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 10:05:12 AM
And consumed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 10:31:21 AM
Cinders other half
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 12:31:36 PM
to numb his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
sense of smell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:14:43 PM
so that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 13:19:11 PM
can avoid Kennys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:40:33 PM
awful chat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 13:43:37 PM
lines which aren't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:47:39 PM
original or any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 13:53:00 PM
where as good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:54:48 PM
or as potent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 14:45:47 PM
as the irish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:05:42 PM
blarney which maidens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:06:51 PM
don't like much
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:10:40 PM
as real action
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:12:27 PM
happens around Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:13:51 PM
in the rain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:15:42 PM
so dance naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:17:23 PM
around their handbags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 15:20:48 PM
At the clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:21:09 PM
of adults only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:21:55 PM
and those of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:23:13 PM
the open minded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:23:59 PM
and handy with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 15:33:25 PM
Hammers and nails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:34:09 PM
to seal up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 15:35:44 PM
All the holes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:42:45 PM
that were caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 15:44:34 PM
By bad wind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:46:12 PM
from the vindaloo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:48:19 PM
takeaway eaten by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:50:12 PM
exhausted gym members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:51:13 PM
whipped into shape
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:53:03 PM
by Dominatrix herself
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:54:38 PM
guarding the door
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:55:18 PM
whip in hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:00:12 PM
to capture all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 16:15:04 PM
sheep escaping from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:15:51 PM
Jons back garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 16:17:50 PM
In perfect Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 16:18:38 PM
where the women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:19:09 PM
put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 17:15:43 PM
Generous loving men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 17:16:35 PM
with deep pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:02:48 PM
For hands to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 19:27:18 PM
grab all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 19:27:48 PM
Best bits for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 01, 2014, 19:30:10 PM
Nice northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:30:55 PM
To handle carefully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 01, 2014, 19:32:16 PM
Like precious stones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 19:32:58 PM
that are flawless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:33:46 PM
With no wrinkles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 19:34:07 PM
To smooth out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 19:36:37 PM
the almost perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2014, 19:39:41 PM
Skin of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:46:43 PM
Cold aging hands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 19:51:25 PM
that have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:02:28 PM
Massaged by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:09:29 PM
old dears from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:12:42 PM
Kenny's bingo hall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:16:35 PM
where he called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:20:54 PM
Out naughty words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:33:46 PM
to offend the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:35:51 PM
Elderly fans of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:37:49 PM
Bay City Rollers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:51:44 PM
who wave there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:52:27 PM
walking sticks about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:55:58 PM
to the sound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:57:14 PM
Andy Stewart signing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 20:58:22 PM
his autograph on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:01:07 PM
Kenny naked rump
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:07:34 PM
Underneath his skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:10:07 PM
where he kept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:11:44 PM
cash stashed in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:13:30 PM
Andy Stewart signing

you meant to put singing didn't you ;D ;D ;D

his tattered old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:14:34 PM
Cheap tacky thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:15:32 PM
that he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:16:23 PM
Yes, my dyslexic fingers again ;D

from Anne Summers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:18:06 PM
with a gift
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:19:11 PM
voucher from Angel
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Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:20:06 PM
To get her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:21:41 PM
a new toy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:22:36 PM
Because the other
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:24:01 PM
had worn out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:25:20 PM
Because she hit
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Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:25:57 PM
Danny in the
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:26:59 PM
mouth with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:27:58 PM
Rather worn rabbit
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Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:28:48 PM
because he couldn't
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
afford any batteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:30:08 PM
So made her
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Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:31:01 PM
adapt an old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:32:50 PM
withered cucumber to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:33:47 PM
reach the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:35:08 PM
That need itching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 21:37:01 PM
with sand paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:37:57 PM
Borrowed from can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:39:25 PM
who is expert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:40:26 PM
At internal investigations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2014, 22:08:39 PM
With his pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 02, 2014, 07:49:31 AM
That are pushed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 08:14:50 AM
to their limits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 09:25:43 AM
with help from
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 09:53:05 AM
His rampant bull
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 09:54:00 AM
who knows how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 10:10:04 AM
to chat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 10:11:20 AM
His prize heifer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 11:40:43 AM
as learnt from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 12:02:55 PM
old macDonald who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 02, 2014, 13:05:59 PM
was a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 13:17:52 PM
intoxicated by all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 02, 2014, 13:18:24 PM
the beauty around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 13:20:09 PM
the lancashire countryside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 02, 2014, 13:20:43 PM
which is best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 13:52:25 PM
if youre blind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 02, 2014, 14:20:06 PM
and tied to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 15:08:23 PM
A Blackpool donkey
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Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 15:27:30 PM
with a carrot
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 15:39:28 PM
stuck up its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 15:53:01 PM
Rear exhaust that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 02, 2014, 16:34:32 PM
had gone slightly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 16:50:06 PM
rusty after he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 02, 2014, 21:58:50 PM
Got stuck in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 02, 2014, 22:03:49 PM
Between the thighs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 05:45:13 AM
Of a manc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 03, 2014, 06:18:14 AM
who was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 07:52:41 AM
Spy working for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 08:37:53 AM
a local gym
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 09:18:45 AM
Who trains for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 09:46:33 AM
using corporal punishment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 10:26:21 AM
Using whips and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 10:46:17 AM
Other punishment equipment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 10:53:20 AM
Whilst wearing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 03, 2014, 13:00:36 PM
sporran borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 13:08:29 PM
An old Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 16:24:37 PM
With a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 16:42:23 PM
Heart that breaks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 19:40:15 PM
Wind when no-one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 19:51:18 PM
Is looking apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:13:08 PM
Tilting his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:17:44 PM
Blowing it up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:23:03 PM
To display his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:25:01 PM
Very big shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:27:23 PM
Leather Jock strap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:40:57 PM
Hiding a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:49:39 PM
Wrinkled appendecture that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 07:26:20 AM
Looked more like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:04:42 AM
A cocktail sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 08:05:32 AM
Which had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:07:08 AM
Lying around for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:07:46 AM
A few years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 08:08:58 AM
Gathering dust and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:09:35 AM
Mouse nibbling it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 08:10:50 AM
Making it more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:13:43 AM
Wrinkled and swollen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:14:06 AM
 than before Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 08:22:43 AM
Got his hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:25:16 AM
Dirty from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 08:25:59 AM
Haggis mixture he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:28:16 AM
Forced everybody to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:45:33 AM
Roll into little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:56:55 AM
Balls and stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 10:56:34 AM
Them up his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 11:13:12 AM
Very hot sensitive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 12:56:19 PM
microwave to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 13:40:45 PM
His mashed neeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 14:39:20 PM
Ready for later
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Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 15:22:05 PM
When he goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:20:02 PM
Strolling nude in
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Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:35:17 PM
Edinburgh Tesco where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:35:54 PM
His caber tossing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:37:17 PM
Annoys the shoppers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:40:40 PM
Flashing the cheeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:47:13 PM
On the meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:48:07 PM
Pole as he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:52:08 PM
Offends the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 04, 2014, 18:11:43 PM
Who prefer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 00:06:30 AM
Polish his buttocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 06:43:36 AM
With a wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 05, 2014, 07:42:39 AM
Scouring pad which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 07:55:10 AM
Caused a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 05, 2014, 08:03:25 AM
Red patch to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 08:05:51 AM
Match his small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 08:43:37 AM
And knobbly knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 08:46:46 AM
That need tanning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 09:51:03 AM
and plastic surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 10:12:05 AM
To enhance the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 11:44:00 AM
the overall roundness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 11:47:19 AM
Of his large
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 11:56:10 AM
beer gut that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:01:09 PM
Hangs down between
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:07:04 PM
His white thighs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:10:52 PM
Where short curly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 12:14:51 PM
hamsters like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:16:38 PM
Creep through dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:19:30 PM
Passageways smelling like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 12:20:48 PM
leeds train station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:23:13 PM
After Bobs been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:28:20 PM
To play with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:29:01 PM
The train toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:31:33 PM
He used for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:32:50 PM
Large curry deposits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
Causing a burn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:37:47 PM
To his ring

Brendan Grace (Curry Version) Ring Of Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4GwtcXrRFg#)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:40:42 PM
Lol


Making his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
Grate like cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:50:33 PM
And nipping the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:34:04 PM
fivers tucked in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 13:40:27 PM
to his handbag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:42:33 PM
from his overtime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 13:45:18 PM
that he earns
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:46:11 PM
for doing diddly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 13:53:19 PM
squat except eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 14:12:09 PM
Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 14:14:41 PM
mouldy railway sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 14:27:16 PM
With a side
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 14:32:00 PM
of cold fries
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 14:55:13 PM
Caked in greasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 14:57:47 PM
old chip fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:04:20 PM
And fed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:15:55 PM
the paying public
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:26:19 PM
Who took pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:34:41 PM
of Cans tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:36:56 PM
And bored everybody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:40:02 PM
with his ramblings
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:40:44 PM
and his jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:42:41 PM
that arent even
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:44:37 PM
remotely funny to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:47:11 PM
any f us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:50:42 PM
So he went
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:51:47 PM
and spoilt other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 05, 2014, 15:53:36 PM
other peoples enjoyment
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 16:01:22 PM
the RSPCA want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 05, 2014, 17:43:25 PM
To have words
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 17:47:01 PM
About  abused gerbils
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 05, 2014, 17:51:46 PM
That he kept
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 18:20:35 PM
In a tube
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Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:13:40 PM
Down his trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:15:23 PM
To enable them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:17:26 PM
Play ball games :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:21:42 PM
 ;D

And chew on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:24:21 PM
The free nuts :-\
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:25:57 PM
Seasoned with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:35:37 PM
Tasty jerk marinade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:40:50 PM
Then eaten by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 20:52:44 PM
Golf club barmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 20:53:49 PM
Whilst drinking beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 20:56:58 PM
Through old socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:01:06 PM
Custom made by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:01:51 PM
Sweaty railway men
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Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:03:34 PM
And smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:08:07 PM
Scotsman's crotch which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:14:47 PM
Hadn't been used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:17:02 PM
Or washed for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:18:24 PM
Years due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:21:13 PM
Whiskey drinking and
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Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:22:49 PM
And eating unhealthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:26:42 PM
Deep fried mars-bars
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Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:33:44 PM
Dipped in mayonnaise
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Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:37:20 PM
Coated in sprinkles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:41:46 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:57:15 PM
A smoked haddock
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:58:18 PM
Then nibbled by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:03:10 PM
a Wigan bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:03:49 PM
Who kisses Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 22:05:15 PM
Gentleman on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:06:26 PM
top of their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:08:35 PM
Game with Wigan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:10:50 PM
scrambling around for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:15:23 PM
Red dental floss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:19:55 PM
which pass as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:24:25 PM
Red Wigan thongs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:25:23 PM
the boys love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:27:10 PM
To fondle lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 06, 2014, 04:44:06 AM
Whilst tossing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 06:36:16 AM
Ducks off the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 06:58:48 AM
Canal barge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 07:29:04 AM
Jon kept his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 07:54:32 AM
Photos of Angel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 08:41:05 AM
in her skimpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 09:17:54 AM
Shorts and her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 10:44:12 AM
Victoria Beckham sunglasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 11:44:05 AM
to impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 15:57:25 PM
Love of her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:00:47 PM
life but is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 16:02:03 PM
yearning for Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:02:33 PM
in his dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 16:03:19 PM
as only he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 16:09:43 PM
Manages wet ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:10:07 PM
 ;D ;D

through not wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 16:12:17 PM
His incontinence pad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:12:41 PM
he borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 16:45:40 PM
Poor old Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:46:38 PM
meaning Can has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 06, 2014, 16:54:48 PM
Got wet pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 17:10:30 PM
To wear on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 06, 2014, 17:27:08 PM
His days out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:00:17 PM
To sunny Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 18:03:45 PM
From the home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:10:30 PM
That released him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 18:24:17 PM
On day release
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:40:09 PM
On one condition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 18:53:53 PM
That he didnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:59:21 PM
Take pictures of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:00:27 PM
Kenny and Angel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:01:46 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:03:23 PM
his zoom lens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:06:35 PM
To inspect Kenny's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:07:58 PM
miniscule excuse for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:09:12 PM
A pair of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:10:14 PM
shrunken pickled onions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:17:59 PM
That tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 19:19:12 PM
A jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:20:53 PM
Spiced up by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 19:24:28 PM
Spicey meat balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:25:48 PM
after they had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 19:26:30 PM
Been coated in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:27:59 PM
in Melon's special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:30:13 PM
Insanity special sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:32:26 PM
direct from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:33:29 PM
Perfectly formed toned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:34:55 PM
but well used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:37:14 PM
Pierced one half
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:39:10 PM
her swollen tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:40:59 PM
To use for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 19:42:07 PM
Licking the tip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
of the expanded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:43:51 PM
 Thighs of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:45:34 PM
oven ready chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:47:01 PM
And basted by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:48:18 PM
Kenny's spare fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:49:34 PM
Sucked out from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:50:59 PM
underneath his skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:54:00 PM
Using the sharp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:55:17 PM
teeth that Angel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:02:29 PM
Had custom made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 20:03:13 PM
For stripping meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:04:59 PM
And deboning slowly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 06, 2014, 20:15:20 PM
The boner that ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:17:05 PM
Was caused by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 06, 2014, 20:18:08 PM
A glimpse of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:23:08 PM
Jon's very handsome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 20:28:07 PM
Red cortina which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:29:00 PM
He let angel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:38:38 PM
have a ride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:41:03 PM
As long as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:43:25 PM
she massaged his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:44:27 PM
Very large ego
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:45:21 PM
until it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:47:07 PM
Twice the size
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:48:09 PM
of an oversized
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:52:16 PM
Pair of melons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:57:19 PM
acquired from Waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:59:12 PM
On special offer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:02:46 PM
for Aldi customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:04:01 PM
Using vouchers from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:05:31 PM
social security handouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:07:05 PM
Paid for by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:12:18 PM
overtaxed city bankers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:16:46 PM
And their fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:29:28 PM
packed lunches that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:30:39 PM
Bob made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 06, 2014, 22:05:12 PM
BR cheese sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 22:08:46 PM
And pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 06, 2014, 22:16:29 PM
With deep fried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 06, 2014, 23:21:14 PM
Mars bars from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 07, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
Our lovely Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 06:50:51 AM
for Can to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 07, 2014, 06:51:43 AM
Quick change it ;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 08:08:03 AM
for Can to eat

Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 08:35:09 AM
Jon's black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 07, 2014, 09:14:06 AM
with pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 09:27:34 AM
for Can to eat

Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words

still dont get it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 09:44:19 AM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 07, 2014, 14:28:52 PM
for Can to eat
 1    2    3   4


Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words

still dont get it

Your only allowed 3 words  :o, you used 4  :(
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 14:31:23 PM
I KNOW  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 15:03:27 PM
like jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 15:31:18 PM
From Tubby Isaacs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 15:32:15 PM
using fresh eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 15:35:12 PM
Caught from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 16:22:45 PM
River Lea last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 07, 2014, 18:17:43 PM
Night with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 19:14:02 PM
pair of old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 19:30:14 PM
maggots and a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 07, 2014, 20:30:29 PM
No 6 hook
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 21:46:55 PM
then carefully prepared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 07, 2014, 21:56:37 PM
To skin and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 21:57:25 PM
cook in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 07, 2014, 22:12:37 PM
polluted river water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 07, 2014, 22:48:09 PM
With tinkers champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 00:25:02 AM
That they drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 06:51:05 AM
all day long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Before falling into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 07:07:20 AM
the big hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 07:14:48 AM
That Can dug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 07:17:34 AM
With his digger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 08:23:45 AM
That he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:48:46 PM
on Ebay with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 12:51:40 PM
his monopoly winnings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:55:13 PM
from an Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 12:56:41 PM
syndicate that was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:57:27 PM
printing its own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 13:07:44 PM
go to jail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:06:10 PM
cards and community
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 14:11:42 PM
chest cos he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:12:14 PM
he thought Boobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 14:14:07 PM
were community chests
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:14:48 PM
for him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 14:16:09 PM
caress whenever he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:25:33 PM
thought about ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 14:43:48 PM
who came from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 15:53:15 PM
Wigan and surrounding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 16:00:58 PM
Areas but his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 16:31:47 PM
Not choosy so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 08, 2014, 17:14:38 PM
He spied Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 17:39:59 PM
Ladies of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 17:42:15 PM
Night who charged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 17:54:33 PM
gullible northern gentlemen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 18:03:04 PM
Like young Graham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 18:06:02 PM
Who would never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 18:07:32 PM
Pay a fiver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 18:09:40 PM
And luncheon vouchers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:05:28 PM
in exchange for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 19:12:26 PM
A chip butty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:15:13 PM
with special services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 19:16:29 PM
on the side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:17:49 PM
with gym membership
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 19:20:43 PM
with H instructing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:23:08 PM
In her pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:23:51 PM
teddy with matching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:25:08 PM
Whips and handcuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 19:28:36 PM
Knew you couldn't resist   ;D

which she used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:31:01 PM
My ears were burning  ;D


On handsome Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:36:10 PM
the Bradford stud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 19:49:27 PM
who smooth talks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:50:52 PM
Only fit girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:51:59 PM
and lady drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:53:43 PM
Who make him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 20:17:31 PM
all week kneed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:18:31 PM
Especially when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 20:39:00 PM
Can grooms them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:45:25 PM
To play with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 20:47:41 PM
His little piglets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:49:11 PM
With very pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 20:51:41 PM
snouts and little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 20:56:22 PM
Pink trotters that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 21:12:37 PM
he holds lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:13:32 PM
Whilst looking into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:39:21 PM
the options of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:45:08 PM
A quick marriage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 21:47:37 PM
because the pig
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:49:12 PM
was ready to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:49:45 PM
To shack up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 21:51:21 PM
due to pregnancy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:57:18 PM
but her teats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 22:07:59 PM
appealed to Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 22:10:33 PM
he liked them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 22:29:27 PM
dangling in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 22:50:41 PM
cold cup of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 23:04:31 PM
Milk and whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 23:12:50 PM
Adding flavour to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 23:16:26 PM
his haggis and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 08, 2014, 23:24:49 PM
His horrible porridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 06:47:57 AM
Which he made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:48:56 AM
a big pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 06:51:36 AM
Over an open
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:52:34 AM
roaring camp fire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 06:54:40 AM
Adding that smokey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:57:41 AM
and the bandit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 07:03:27 AM
Feeling to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 07:12:15 AM
mix of vegetables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 07:24:31 AM
That he grew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 07:25:09 AM
Between his toes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 07:45:17 AM
Cos he never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 08:49:22 AM
takes his socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 09:58:37 AM
Off before he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 13:56:32 PM
goes to bed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 09, 2014, 14:04:31 PM
to look at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:37:43 PM
his girly magazines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 15:38:50 PM
whilst playing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:39:25 PM
his wife's wedding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 15:40:43 PM
photo of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:42:54 PM
white garter which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 09, 2014, 15:46:18 PM
Jon stole from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:46:58 PM
Dee's wedding outfit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 15:57:26 PM
after she'd married
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:00:42 PM
a better man  ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:03:16 PM
than young Ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:04:40 PM
who was despondent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:05:51 PM
and suicidal cos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:08:24 PM
his princess had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:09:39 PM
dumped him for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:10:32 PM
a sexy younger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:11:13 PM
stud who doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:12:09 PM
have wind problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:12:33 PM
or blue pills
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:16:14 PM
but plays with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:21:05 PM
his marbles when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:22:30 PM
he can't get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 16:23:19 PM
a rise out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:25:19 PM
of the committee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:38:13 PM
for drossing when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:39:06 PM
he should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:41:10 PM
serving the members
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:42:35 PM
and buttering up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 16:49:05 PM
the lady captain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 17:00:23 PM
with his flirtatious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 09, 2014, 17:01:10 PM
and rather charming
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 17:15:36 PM
Innuendos about their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 09, 2014, 19:14:41 PM
Nice feminine areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 06:01:00 AM
That Can trained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 06:14:29 AM
up to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 06:22:51 AM
Angel of jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 06:25:19 AM
which had people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 09:16:36 AM
crying in despair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 10, 2014, 09:40:45 AM
Because they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 09:54:54 AM
just not funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 10, 2014, 10:32:50 AM
Even though he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 10:35:10 AM
Groomed her by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 10, 2014, 11:25:14 AM
ogling her pics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 13:51:04 PM
On the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 14:09:47 PM
while he pleasured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 14:38:12 PM
His tiny pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 15:05:31 PM
excuse for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 15:57:17 PM
Small cocktail sized
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 16:27:12 PM
sausage coated in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 16:30:03 PM
Hundreds and thousands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 17:52:31 PM
With chocolate sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 18:24:06 PM
Topped with cream
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:14:51 PM
With a cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:17:14 PM
Delicately nibbled by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:21:08 PM
Helen for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:24:40 PM
Afternoon tea with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:56:32 PM
Special treatment for
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:57:52 PM
Handsome Yorkshire men
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Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:59:03 PM
For shortsighted Lancashire
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 21:09:08 PM
Girls that want
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Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 21:29:26 PM
To get married
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 21:32:50 PM
In cans shed
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 10, 2014, 22:03:33 PM
And show them
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:04:57 PM
Her sensitive piercings
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:13:48 PM
Which twinkle in
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:14:44 PM
The hot sun
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:19:02 PM
But may burn
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:21:56 PM
If goes nude
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:23:52 PM
So its better
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:28:36 PM
If gets rubbed
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:30:22 PM
With smooth hands
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:32:51 PM
Covered in cold
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:34:40 PM
Slippery gel which
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:39:31 PM
He got from
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:42:59 PM
Ann Summers shop
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:44:30 PM
With Dave's discount
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 22:48:55 PM
Bonus card which
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:49:44 PM
He stole from
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 23:01:58 PM
Jons wallet when
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:03:41 PM
He was drunk
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 23:04:33 PM
And left it
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:07:56 PM
Next to Dave's
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 23:09:46 PM
New y fronts
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:10:51 PM
That belonged to
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 10, 2014, 23:16:37 PM
His best friend
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:19:26 PM
Who was very
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Post by: Can the Man on May 10, 2014, 23:47:03 PM
Hairy and wide
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Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:52:44 PM
So to much
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Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 00:07:13 AM
Lard makes farts
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Post by: HelenR on May 11, 2014, 00:08:33 AM
So powerful they
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 07:37:23 AM
They blew off
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Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 09:36:43 AM
The chimney top
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 10:15:35 AM
and fell on
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Helens wine bottle
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:35:10 AM
cutting her mouth
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 11:39:52 AM
as she swigged
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:40:42 AM
the litre size
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 11:43:54 AM
aldi version of
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
Bulgarian Shiraz at
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 12:02:38 PM
49 pence a
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:09:05 PM
dozen which lasts
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 12:10:47 PM
her a couple
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:11:27 PM
hours before hitting
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 12:13:02 PM
the cheap vodka
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:15:24 PM
and jumping on
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 12:28:26 PM
Cans very little
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 13:07:26 PM
Finest Irish prime
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 11, 2014, 13:24:16 PM
sausage flavoured with
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 14:03:48 PM
Barbeque sauce from
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Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 16:26:25 PM
The bog of
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 11, 2014, 20:43:49 PM
Country tiree where
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 21:03:10 PM
The little people
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
Dress in green
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 06:37:45 AM
And dance round
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 06:40:39 AM
The rainbow until
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 06:47:18 AM
He finds the
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 06:52:06 AM
The pot of
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 08:08:58 AM
Gold which they
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 08:19:57 AM
sent from Wigan
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 08:38:56 AM
In exchange for
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 08:40:33 AM
whips and handcuffs
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 08:48:43 AM
Which H used
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 09:50:32 AM
On Jon and
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 10:45:57 AM
Gave him pleasure
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 13:07:33 PM
and stop him
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 14:14:08 PM
From moaning on
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:04:20 PM
about Bulls losing
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:09:51 PM
And stupid weddings.   ;D
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 15:13:59 PM
Just because his
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:46:52 PM
lost the urge
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:49:09 PM
To frollick in
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:50:29 PM
the Corralejo dunes
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:54:12 PM
With his blowup
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:55:34 PM
swim costume budgy
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue on May 12, 2014, 16:41:14 PM
That showed off
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 17:36:22 PM
his inflated ego
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 18:04:38 PM
And rather short
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 18:09:03 PM
in trouser department
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 18:13:20 PM
But made up
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 18:52:13 PM
by being wealthy
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Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 19:00:41 PM
Having won the
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:06:24 PM
Bradford Mecca bingo
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Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 19:07:29 PM
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 19:10:11 PM
Which he will
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:11:04 PM
spend on his
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 19:13:49 PM
Friends so that
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:15:05 PM
they'd like him
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 19:16:58 PM
And he wouldnt
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:17:37 PM
be branded tight
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 19:20:38 PM
But as we
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:21:14 PM
know he is
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 19:22:44 PM
A typical Yorkshireman
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:24:00 PM
who is careful
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 19:45:03 PM
With his pennies
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:46:24 PM
and will never
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 19:49:17 PM
Buy anybody a
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Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 20:27:08 PM
a champagne cocktail
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:29:10 PM
With a sealed
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:35:59 PM
Lid so that
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:37:22 PM
No pennies can
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:39:28 PM
Fall out of
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:50:15 PM
His tight assed
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:52:41 PM
Bar with cheap
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:54:09 PM
Boozy mates like
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:58:58 PM
Southern Essex men
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Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 21:00:36 PM
And their cheap
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:04:26 PM
Jelly eel sandwich
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:16:55 PM
Making H gag
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:26:11 PM
With some deep
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:28:39 PM
Sensations in her
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:46:58 PM
Lady bits and
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:49:26 PM
Pink strawberry flavoured
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:54:25 PM
Jelly tot and
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:06:33 PM
Very toned tanned
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 22:06:54 PM
Glass of vimto
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:08:26 PM
With ice cubes
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:09:49 PM
And decorated with
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 22:11:29 PM
A little brolly
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:15:46 PM
And bright sparkly
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 22:20:44 PM
Sparklers which sparkle
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:22:09 PM
And enhance Jon's
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:31:22 PM
Large red nose
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Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:32:39 PM
That glows when
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Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:44:11 PM
He drinks Malibu
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Post by: Roar of the Rovers on May 12, 2014, 23:03:47 PM
Or any other
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Post by: Ronnie The Blue