Re: 3 word story

[Mr Boo Boo]

A gentle rub

[DaveW]

with a brillo

[HelenR]

Cleverly rubbed by

[DaveW]

removing a layer

[HelenR]

To get to

[DaveW]

the hidden valuables

[HelenR]

Worshiped by all

[DaveW]

loose northern ladies

[HelenR]

 

Who take pride

[Mr Boo Boo]

When picking up

[DaveW]

any chap with

[HelenR]

A large bank

[DaveW]

overdraft after they

[Mr Boo Boo]

Refuse American express

[DaveW]

and don't do

[HelenR]

Cash back for

[Mr Boo Boo]

Southerners wanting bogof

[DaveW]

on their purchases

[HelenR]

Because they are

[DaveW]

careful how they

[HelenR]

Spend their hard

[Mr Boo Boo]

Earned tax evasion

[DaveW]

in overseas accounts

[HelenR]

To pay for

[DaveW]

Cinders black pudding

[HelenR]

She won't eat

[DaveW]

too quickly because

[HelenR]

It makes her

[DaveW]

strip off and

[HelenR]

Flirt with the