Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Washed down with

[Ronnietheblue]

Rubbish flat beer

[DaveW]

From Tetley brewery

[Baldy]

The north`s premier

[DaveW]

Mouthwash that is

[Ronnietheblue]

Better than London

[DaveW]

water from the

[dee-dee]

Thames which tastes

[DaveW]

Like Jon`s favourite

[dee-dee]

tipple from the

[DaveW]

Guiseley Coopers Bar

[Elite of the forum]

Which really is

[dee-dee]

scraping the bottom

[DaveW]

On rough seats

[Baldy]

Which is really

[DaveW]

Bad for his

[Baldy]

Farmer Giles on

[DaveW]

top of his

[dee-dee]

itchy bum which

[DaveW]

gets bigger by

[dee-dee]

the time he

[DaveW]

finishes his breakfast

[Ronnietheblue]

Guiseley Coopers Bar

How do you know that?

Finishes his black

[DaveW]

Guiseley Coopers Bar

How do you know that?

Finishes his black

Looked it up on google 

Pudding with beetroot

[Ronnietheblue]

Only been in twice 

True northern delicacies

[DaveW]

That repulse southern

[Ronnietheblue]

Heathens who don't

[DaveW]

Poison their bodies

[Ronnietheblue]

Just their minds

[Baldy]

With mindless drivel