Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Is rife on

[DaveW]

The Bradford flight

[Baldy]

To Gran Canaria

[DaveW]

Swigging back scotch

[Ronnietheblue]

To numb the

[Baldy]

Pain of being

[DaveW]

Sore around the

[Baldy]

Starfish after being

[DaveW]

Speared by a

[Ronnietheblue]

Bent cockeneeeeee who

[Baldy]

Was fishing for

[Ronnietheblue]

Compliments from Bob

[Baldy]

Who was on

[Ronnietheblue]

Strike disrupting the

[DaveW]

The Brexit negotiations

[Baldy]

And supping vodka

[Ronnietheblue]

And cheap cider

[DaveW]

While planning his

[Baldy]

Next escape away

[DaveW]

To exotic places

[Baldy]

Like Preston, Burnley

[Elite of the forum]

And leafy Suffolk

[DaveW]

Where the cream

[Ronnietheblue]

Has moved north

[DaveW]

Into neighbouring Norfolk

[Baldy]

Where the locals

[DaveW]

Laugh at northern

[Ronnietheblue]

Supremacy and whinge

[DaveW]

About the cheats

[Baldy]

At Spurs where