Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Ipswich folk who

[Ronnietheblue]

Have nasty colds

[dee-dee]

and need to

[DaveW]

Have sympathetic friends

[Baldy]

Which are hard

[DaveW]

Hearted and cruel

[Elite of the forum]

From the south

[DaveW]

Of Preston where

[Ronnietheblue]

Proper folk live

[DaveW]

Free from any

[dee-dee]

caring bones in

[DaveW]

Their inbred bodies

[Ronnietheblue]

About southern commuters

[dee-dee]

that have lost

[DaveW]

The will to

[Baldy]

Live up north

[DaveW]

Where flat caps

[Baldy]

Whippet racing and

[DaveW]

dominant women telling

[Ronnietheblue]

Poor downtrodden Dave

[dee-dee]

he should bet

[DaveW]

Jon is under

[Ronnietheblue]

The Orwell bridge

[DaveW]

A wannabe cockney

[Ronnietheblue]

Built the dodgy

[Elite of the forum]

M25 ring road

[Ronnietheblue]

Causing more mayhem

[DaveW]

Confusing northern travellers

[Ronnietheblue]

Who are escaping

[DaveW]

Bleak Yorkshire life