Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

from the Northerners

[DaveW]

who never consider

[Baldy]

Eating whippet pie 🥧

[dee-dee]

because it tastes

[DaveW]

Like a toilet

[Baldy]

Seat covered in

[DaveW]

Pigeon loft scrapings

[Ronnietheblue]

To uneducated Cockeneees

[Baldy]

But in reality

[Ronnietheblue]

They are thick

[Baldy]

As the northern

[DaveW]

Deluded fools who

[Baldy]

Support Blackburn Rovers

[DaveW]

And switch allegiances

[Ronnietheblue]

To the greatest

[DaveW]

Bunch of cheats

[Baldy]

Outside of White

[Ronnietheblue]

Hart Lane  where

[DaveW]

Spurs get robbed

[Ronnietheblue]

By dodgy refs

[DaveW]

And theatrics by

[Ronnietheblue]

Most Spurs players

[Baldy]

Pushing over players

[DaveW]

Assisting their thespian

[Ronnietheblue]

Dives and acting

[Baldy]

Like a fairy 🧚‍♀️

[DaveW]

after a night

[Ronnietheblue]

Out with Dave

[dee-dee]

in Caleta where

[Ronnietheblue]

The gay scene