Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

To live in

[DaveW]

An Essex paradise

[Ronnietheblue]

With his Princess

[dee-dee]

and shower her

[Baldy]

With foam burst

[DaveW]

Out of his

[dee-dee]

big hose that

[DaveW]

Is well worn

[Baldy]

And sun burnt 🥵

[DaveW]

With barnacles causing

[Ronnietheblue]

A terrible itch

[DaveW]

Like being bitten

[Baldy]

By rabid whippet

[DaveW]

Which he put

[Baldy]

Down the pit

[DaveW]

To find his

[Baldy]

Missing flat cap 🧢

[Ronnietheblue]

And black pudding

[DaveW]

A northern delicacy

[Ronnietheblue]

Enjoyed by cockeneeees

[Baldy]

With their breakfast

[dee-dee]

that they eat

[DaveW]

Like a peasant

[dee-dee]

because they haven`t

[DaveW]

finesse like southerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Who devour eels

[DaveW]

And other gourmet

[Elite of the forum]

Dogs dinners like

[DaveW]

lobster thermidor garnished

[Baldy]

With mushy peas