One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Can the Man]

so its time to change the setting on this scene

[DaveW]

before Can turns it obscene

[Can the Man]

Into a pretty sticky situation on a north bound train

[DaveW]

When it sticks to your pants it sure is a pain

[Ronnietheblue]

But young Dave will make a claim

[DaveW]

well wouldn't you do the same

[Ronnietheblue]

Yes, but its a shame

[DaveW]

but I need someone to blame

[Ronnietheblue]

But the excuse is lame

[DaveW]

but he said the first thought that came

[Can the Man]

Was call Richard Branson and name and shame

[DaveW]

Whose networks, planes and trains are all rubbish the same

[Can the Man]

As the great northern railway of the 1920's eara

[DaveW]

As Jack Duckworth said to Vera

[Can the Man]

Come on our Vera time for a pint in the rovers beera

[DaveW]

And after a couple it all becomes clearer

[Can the Man]

As they fall out the door getting nearer and nearer

[Ronnietheblue]

Then along came Alan Sherarer

[Can the Man]

who kicked the ball but couldn't score any nearer.

[DaveW]

when he tried to rear her

[Can the Man]

He ended up in a barrel of beer

[Ronnietheblue]

Which made him feel slightly oddly unusual (in my mind)

[Ronnietheblue]

Which made him feel slightly oddly unusual (in my mind)

Been modified

Which made him feel slightly kweer

[DaveW]

and it made him shed a tear

[Ronnietheblue]

Until all became clear

[DaveW]

there was no way that she would accommodate his gear

[Ronnietheblue]

at this time of year

[DaveW]

although it may appear

[Ronnietheblue]

that he may adhere

[DaveW]

to supply him in beer