One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Ronnietheblue]

cos he's a complete nutter

[DaveW]

when he lost on a flutter

[Can the Man]

As he slipped of the ladder while cleaning his gutter

[DaveW]

and fell on his head which made him stutter

[Can the Man]

And started to scream but came out as a mutter

[DaveW]

so he went to the bay and got on a cutter

[Ronnietheblue]

And waved about his new ping putter

[DaveW]

then we heard him utter

[Elite of the forum]

all those obscenities at that complete Nutter

[Ronnietheblue]

Who'd finished up in the gutter

[Elite of the forum]

absolutely covered in best butter

[DaveW]

So he went for a shower

[Can the Man]

In the ladies shower rooms where they all screamed 'Show Her' !

[DaveW]

then fell about laughing as he had no staying power

[Ronnietheblue]

but lets not be sour

[DaveW]

And not get too dour

[Elite of the forum]

As good old Dave can save the hour

[Ronnietheblue]

By getting his neighbour a lovely flower

[Can the Man]

To try calm her passion screams at the midnight hour

[Elite of the forum]

because if this fails it may go sour

[Can the Man]

And left him feeling rather dour

[DaveW]

because he had to cower

[Can the Man]

When he really should send for Super Jon with the super nuts

[DaveW]

Who's driving is good but not his putts

[Can the Man]

Because he spends his time watching the lady golfers butts

[DaveW]

and the other members give him tutts

[Can the Man]

As he tries to deny his fetish for kabutts

[Elite of the forum]

But Lisa tells him no if,s or butts

[DaveW]

You behave Jon or I will kick your nuts

[Elite of the forum]

Or crush them under some very large trucks