One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Ronnietheblue]

at the end of the pier

[DaveW]

at Weston Super Mare

[Ronnietheblue]

where he can freely bare

[DaveW]

his nether regions in the fresh air

[Ronnietheblue]

And give the German's a scare

[Can the Man]

So lady Godiva can ride around bare on her mare

[DaveW]

and Can's snake makes everyone stare

[Ronnietheblue]

even the snake gave a glare

[Can the Man]

As the snake stiffened while it squashed a pear

[Ronnietheblue]

But would Can dare

[DaveW]

to wave it around in the air

[Ronnietheblue]

for all to share

[DaveW]

and abandons all care

[Can the Man]

Ask he caught the mongoose in the snare

[DaveW]

Then skinned and prepared it medium rare

[Can the Man]

As a larges feast for all the drossers to share

[Ronnietheblue]

All went well until the grizzly bear

[DaveW]

got hold of Can and pulled of his hair

[Ronnietheblue]

Who's hair is very rare

[Can the Man]

Because of its silky silvery nature care

[Ronnietheblue]

Just like the old mare

[DaveW]

Who looks through her wardrobe for something to wear

[Ronnietheblue]

And for something to put in her hair

[DaveW]

to temp him back into her lair

[Can the Man]

Where she will dump him with little or no care

[DaveW]

and empty his bank account to his despair

[Ronnietheblue]

But will she find anything their

[DaveW]

Wrong spelling of there - tut tut

with a balance of zero on the statement she did stare

[Ronnietheblue]

just testing

then she began to glare

[DaveW]

Then gave an almighty kick in his pair