One for Dave cos he's Clever

[DaveW]

and for you there will be no more sweets

[Elite of the forum]

Not even some little tweets

[DaveW]

when she caught him flashing in the street

[Elite of the forum]

Which gave everyone a lovely treat

[DaveW]

although it turned their stomachs so they could not eat

[Can the Man]

And puked up their guts in the street

[Ronnietheblue]

But he is one of the elite

[DaveW]

and the person everyone wants to meet

[Can the Man]

Despite the heavy pong emanating from his feet

[DaveW]

when he trod in some Irish peat

[Can the Man]

That had been impregnated with honey suckle sweet

[Ronnietheblue]

That grew near the old seat

[Can the Man]

On the village green

[Elite of the forum]

Which was all nice and preen

[Ronnietheblue]

But seldom seen

[Can the Man]

Until Along came a young Mr Bean

[DaveW]

when he gave it a clean

[Ronnietheblue]

With his mate Barry Sheen

[Can the Man]

Who fell over as he took to a wall to lean

[Ronnietheblue]

And ruptured his spleen

[DaveW]

which splattered all over the windscreen

[Ronnietheblue]

Which wasn't a pretty scene

[Can the Man]

With blood spattered all over his green

[Ronnietheblue]

As he sang 'come on Eileen'

[DaveW]

which was released when he was a teen

[Can the Man]

But felt like he was a has been

[DaveW]

wasting his money in the condom machine

[Ronnietheblue]

when Heidi wasn't very keen

[DaveW]

because Can's post are obscene

[Ronnietheblue]

But his fingers are green