One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Ronnietheblue]

by you and who's army

[DaveW]

Like a rat up a drainpipe

[Can the Man]

Scratch my nuts

[HelenR]

In church or chapel let it rattle

[Can the Man]

Anyone for a coffee

[Ronnietheblue]

we are like ships in the night

[Can the Man]

He needs a good kick in the ar$e

[Ronnietheblue]

Slippery as an eel

[DaveW]

Sick as a pig

[HelenR]

Butterfly's in my stomach

[Can the Man]

A nice sloppy kebab

[HelenR]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice

[Can the Man]

Do ye want chips with that

[HelenR]

Sore finger

[Can the Man]

Go on outa that

[Ronnietheblue]

game of two halves

[Can the Man]

How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

[Ronnietheblue]

give us a clue

[Can the Man]

Any chance of a ride and a rasher ?

[Ronnietheblue]

an elephant never forgets

[HelenR]

do you insult all people in general or do we have to form a queue

[Ronnietheblue]

flat as a kippers dick

[HelenR]

flat as a kippers dick

that has made me laugh so much

[Ronnietheblue]

have you not heard that before

[HelenR]

no, but i will be using it 

[HelenR]

The next time someone asks if you have a sec tell them, "actually, I have lots of secs." and they will forget what they wanted to ask!

[Ronnietheblue]

LOL i'll remember that

[HelenR]

I meant to behave but there was to many other options

[Ronnietheblue]

as bright as a button

[HelenR]

Sorry I can't today, My sister's friends mothers grandpas grandsons uncles fish died and yes it was tragic