One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Ronnietheblue]

fit to drop

[DaveW]

an rear bottie like the flag of Japan

[Ronnietheblue]

out for a duck

[DaveW]

Its your round

[Ronnietheblue]

short arms deep pockets

[DaveW]

A big boy told me to do it

[Ronnietheblue]

i'll tell mi dad

[DaveW]

of course I will still respect you in the morning

[HelenR]

How do you like your eggs in the morning

[Ronnietheblue]

is it in

[HelenR]

Let me know when you've finished

[Ronnietheblue]

go get a tissue

[HelenR]

Lie back and thing of England

[Ronnietheblue]

trust me im a doctor

[HelenR]

Just a small prick it won't hurt

[Ronnietheblue]

had more pricks than a dart board

[HelenR]

The town bike

[Ronnietheblue]

the village idiot

[HelenR]

The mutants are out in force today

[Ronnietheblue]

May the force be with you

[HelenR]

Don't live for tomorrow live for today because you never know what's around the corner

[Ronnietheblue]

Am bored to tears

[HelenR]

could sleep on a washing line

[Ronnietheblue]

Shut ya mouth there's a train coming

[HelenR]

No way you have 2 kids no bloke would go there twice

[Ronnietheblue]

Game of two halves

[Can the Man]

Sleep with your two feet in one sock

[Ronnietheblue]

He dived Ref

[HelenR]

Drunk as a skunk

[Mr Boo Boo]

You used to look your age; now, you don't even look your species