One for Dave cos he's Clever

[DaveW]

do bears....

[HelenR]

Im hank marvin

[DaveW]

Will you still respect me in the morning?

[HelenR]

did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven

[DaveW]

my cheque is in the post

[HelenR]

you look like a bulldog chewing a wasp

[DaveW]

you're aving a larf

[HelenR]

wind your neck in

[Ronnietheblue]

Cheats never beat

[HelenR]

you have a face like a smacked ar*e

[DaveW]

You have made a pigs ear of that

[Ronnietheblue]

To hell and back

[HelenR]

About as useful as a chocolate fire guard

[Ronnietheblue]

no smoke without fire

[HelenR]

Couldn't organise a pi** up in a brewery

[Ronnietheblue]

strong as an ox

[HelenR]

Tight as cramp

[Ronnietheblue]

thin as a rake

[HelenR]

I'm that hungry I could eat a horse

[Ronnietheblue]

im as full as a corky ball

[HelenR]

Full as a gun

[Ronnietheblue]

bald as a coot

[HelenR]

As cold as the mother in laws t**

[HelenR]

Its all gone Pete tong

[Ronnietheblue]

eyes like a hawk

[HelenR]

talk to the hand because the face aint listening

[Ronnietheblue]

whatever

[HelenR]

whatever

lol thats my pet hate if anybody says that to me 

[Ronnietheblue]

me too

[HelenR]

Pick a window because you are going to be going through one