One for Dave cos he's Clever

[HelenR]

men are like snow storms, you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

[HelenR]

If you have something stupid to say....... please raise your hand ...and put it firmly over your mouth!!!

[Ronnietheblue]

got a banging headache

[HelenR]

Can i borrow a kiss, I promise i'll give it you back 

[Ronnietheblue]

drunk as a skunk

[HelenR]

the chilli went through me like a porsche

[Ronnietheblue]

too hot to trot

[HelenR]

I'm spitting feathers

[Ronnietheblue]

give it a rest

[Can the Man]

Is that it ?, thanks for the tip !

[Ronnietheblue]

Dog eat dog

[HelenR]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[DaveW]

sick as a pig

[Ronnietheblue]

Never test how deep the water is with both feet

[Can the Man]

I'm dying for a pint

[Can the Man]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read

[Ronnietheblue]

High as a kite

[Can the Man]

Like a manky dog

[Ronnietheblue]

Crocodile tears

[Can the Man]

Beef to the heels like a Mullingar Heifer

[Ronnietheblue]

Sick as a parrot

[Can the Man]

Sure japers we haven't seen you in donkey's years

[Ronnietheblue]

Deaf as a post

[Can the Man]

As tight as a hens ear

[Ronnietheblue]

Drunk as a skunk

[HelenR]

Thick as pig sh*t

[Ronnietheblue]

Flat as a pancake

[HelenR]

running round like a headless chicken

[Ronnietheblue]

up the duff

[HelenR]

Bun in the oven