Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Back side with

[Elite of the forum]

Which is certain

[Ronnietheblue]

To cause problems

[dee-dee]

with his clinkers

[DaveW]

and a tear

[Can the Man]

on the underside

[HelenR]

which can be

[Can the Man]

excruciatingly painful if

[HelenR]

touched with a

[Can the Man]

sharp razor blade

[HelenR]

coated in spicy

[Elite of the forum]

chilli sauce which

[DaveW]

is like diving

[Elite of the forum]

Into a hot

[DaveW]

vat of molten

[Can the Man]

Lava from Lanzorote

[dee-dee]

which is so

[Can the Man]

Scaldy balls hot

[DaveW]

And sticks to

[Can the Man]

The hair follicles

[DaveW]

Making it difficult

[Can the Man]

To rip the

[DaveW]

Wax strips off

[Can the Man]

The rug under

[DaveW]

Administering local anaesthetic

[Elite of the forum]

Into his tender

[Can the Man]

Knacker sac while

[Elite of the forum]

Plying him with

[DaveW]

Cheap Irish whiskey

[Elite of the forum]

Which makes him