Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Think he is

[Can the Man]

The Adonis body

[DaveW]

Like Arnie or

[Can the Man]

Ronnie Mac Donald

[DaveW]

In a mankini

[Can the Man]

Bought from Matalan

[Elite of the forum]

at half price

[DaveW]

because it had

[Can the Man]

a rip in

[HelenR]

the crotch area

[Elite of the forum]

To let it

[DaveW]

breath without having

[Elite of the forum]

To be waved

[DaveW]

about and banged

[Elite of the forum]

On the side

[DaveW]

of the dustbin

[Elite of the forum]

Lid being used

[DaveW]

for Can's paella

[Elite of the forum]

Which he liked

[DaveW]

the pink prawns

[Elite of the forum]

Because he wanted

[Can the Man]

To skin cats

[HelenR]

Which is nasty.                     

[DaveW]

but taste like

[HelenR]

Southern fried chicken

[DaveW]

with a hint

[Can the Man]

Of smoked salmon

[HelenR]

Glazed with a

[Can the Man]

Red onion marmalade

[HelenR]

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