Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

the latest equipment

[Elite of the forum]

that would help

[DaveW]

remove the creases

[Elite of the forum]

made by sitting

[DaveW]

on hard seats

[Elite of the forum]

waiting for the

[DaveW]

Yorkshireman to buy

[Elite of the forum]

A round in

[Can the Man]

The bobby toilets

[DaveW]

where the machine

[Ronnietheblue]

Has run out

[Elite of the forum]

Of chewing gum

[DaveW]

and tooth paste

[dee-dee]

so he has

[DaveW]

to floss using

[dee-dee]

a thin piece

[DaveW]

Cotton from his

[HelenR]

extra large underpants

[DaveW]

he found in

[HelenR]

Can's wash bin

[Elite of the forum]

Which hadnt been

[HelenR]

emptied for at

[DaveW]

least 10 years

[HelenR]

So was growing

[DaveW]

dated by todays

[HelenR]

Hygienic standards that

[Elite of the forum]

Require you to

[DaveW]

partake in certain

[Elite of the forum]

Methods of practice

[Ronnietheblue]

Like wiping your