Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Because she has

[DaveW]

an insatiable appetitie

[HelenR]

That scares some

[DaveW]

shy Yorkshire boys

[HelenR]

As have a

[Elite of the forum]

Few other men

[Ronnietheblue]

Who have crossed

[HelenR]

The line because

[Can the Man]

They hide in

[Elite of the forum]

The pub away

[dee-dee]

from the darts

[DaveW]

and pork scratchings

[HelenR]

and feast on

[DaveW]

Curried black pudding

[HelenR]

which causes a

[Elite of the forum]

Strong odour to

[HelenR]

get rid of

[DaveW]

his smelly aftershave

[Elite of the forum]

Which was cheap

[Ronnietheblue]

From the pound

[HelenR]

shop at the

[Ronnietheblue]

Corner of the

[HelenR]

rough council estate

[DaveW]

in Burnley where

[Can the Man]

Northener numpties reside

[DaveW]

alongside very nice

[HelenR]

Girls who can

[DaveW]

Expertly iron shirts

[HelenR]

without ever complaining

[Elite of the forum]

that they should