Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

to fill their

[Elite of the forum]

rotund beer bellies

[Ronnietheblue]

Making them cuddly

[Elite of the forum]

To Essex girls

[Ronnietheblue]

who like a

[Elite of the forum]

Bit of meat

[Ronnietheblue]

on there hunks

[Elite of the forum]

To keep them

[Ronnietheblue]

in line so

[Elite of the forum]

That they do

[DaveW]

win the dare

[Elite of the forum]

And wear pink

[Ronnietheblue]

satin thongs which

[Elite of the forum]

Dont arf chaff

[DaveW]

but the ointment

[Elite of the forum]

Works after a

[DaveW]

two hour application

[Elite of the forum]

Rubbed in by

[DaveW]

a paradise girl

[Ronnietheblue]

that Can had

[DaveW]

hired for the

[Ronnietheblue]

duration of his

[DaveW]

holiday for continuity

[Ronnietheblue]

and to give

[Elite of the forum]

Out lots of

[Ronnietheblue]

Punchlines to the

[DaveW]

disappointed young lady

[Ronnietheblue]

who didn't find

[DaveW]

his performance satisfying

[Can the Man]

so Dave took