Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

Bobs lockup in

[DaveW]

Tamaragua where they

[Ronnietheblue]

Kept all stolen

[Can the Man]

tassels and bras

[DaveW]

That Can took

[Can the Man]

from Jennys dresser

[DaveW]

Who lives in

[Can the Man]

the golf club

[DaveW]

Stud bar where

[Can the Man]

Dave propped up

[DaveW]

The bar takings

[Can the Man]

buying condoms from

[DaveW]

Jon to sell

[Ronnietheblue]

On to Bob

[DaveW]

For his next

[Ronnietheblue]

Conquest who looks

[DaveW]

Like Benidorm Madge

[Ronnietheblue]

On her mobility

[DaveW]

Allowance which Bob

[Ronnietheblue]

Spends on vodka

[DaveW]

And walking boots

[Elite of the forum]

So that he

[dee-dee]

can lavish her

[Ronnietheblue]

With a good

[DaveW]

walk across the

[Ronnietheblue]

Pennines to God's

[DaveW]

scrap yard where

[Ronnietheblue]

Decent honest people

[DaveW]

eat black pudding

[Can the Man]

and beetroot tart