Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

And Thames  brine

[DaveW]

Carefully filtered through

[Ronnietheblue]

Some old gusset

[DaveW]

That was last

[Ronnietheblue]

Worn by his

[DaveW]

Incontinent great aunt

[Ronnietheblue]

Who married Can

[DaveW]

In shotgun style

[Ronnietheblue]

Because she was

[DaveW]

impregnated by the

[Ronnietheblue]

Prize bull which

[DaveW]

is short sighted

[Ronnietheblue]

So instead mounted

[DaveW]

Can's poor snake

[dee-dee]

on to the

[Ronnietheblue]

fireplace so that

[DaveW]

It made Can

[Elite of the forum]

Cry buckets of

[Ronnietheblue]

Tears from his

[Elite of the forum]

Big blue eyes

[Ronnietheblue]

So everyone needed

[dee-dee]

to get out

[Ronnietheblue]

The tissues and

[dee-dee]

wipe the mess

[Ronnietheblue]

From off his

[DaveW]

massive outpouring of

[Can the Man]

Crocodile acidic mucus

[DaveW]

onto his best

[Ronnietheblue]

Set of pipes

[DaveW]

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