Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

not be offensive

[DaveW]

to my northern

[Ronnietheblue]

mates who are

[DaveW]

you for banter

[Ronnietheblue]

don't make sense

[Elite of the forum]

Sense it aint

[Ronnietheblue]

from cockeneeeeee Dave

[DaveW]

with predictive text

[Ronnietheblue]

That he blames

[Elite of the forum]

On his ipad

[Ronnietheblue]

Which he nicked

[DaveW]

his finger on

[Ronnietheblue]

In his haste

[DaveW]

post his witty

[Ronnietheblue]

comments about young

[DaveW]

Jon and his

[Captain Sensible]

merry band of

[Can the Man]

happy northern mates

[DaveW]

Who pick on

[Ronnietheblue]

poor old pensioners

[DaveW]

from the south

[Ronnietheblue]

who try to

[DaveW]

be respectfully polite

[Ronnietheblue]

and educate the

[DaveW]

poor Lancashire surfs

[Ronnietheblue]

but philistines cant

[DaveW]

be taught that

[Ronnietheblue]

jellied eels are

[DaveW]

a true delicacy

[Ronnietheblue]

that Lancastrians don't