Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

yellow rubber duck

[Elite of the forum]

Whos name was

[DaveW]

Kenny duck because

[HelenR]

She wanted to

[DaveW]

Show him a

[Can the Man]

Wet sudsy time

[Elite of the forum]

And give him

[HelenR]

A wash because

[DaveW]

the dirty old

[HelenR]

Scotsman never shaved

[Can the Man]

under his sporran

[DaveW]

or used deodorant

[HelenR]

So smelled of

[Elite of the forum]

rose petals and

[DaveW]

Stale black pudding

[Elite of the forum]

which excited Jon

[DaveW]

And caused him

[HelenR]

To add beetroot

[DaveW]

To add flavour

[HelenR]

So can serve

[DaveW]

All the punters

[HelenR]

A Yorkshire delicacy

[DaveW]

And poisons southerners

[HelenR]

Which isn't fair

[DaveW]

W hen they travel

[HelenR]

By boat to

[DaveW]

Avoid  road works

[HelenR]

To get to

[DaveW]

Wigan on Sea

[Can the Man]

Selling deep fried