Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

For my kilt

[Can the Man]

And rubbing up

[DaveW]

His barbequed sausage

[Can the Man]

Between her pork

[DaveW]

Loins which are

[Can the Man]

Waxed smooth and

[DaveW]

Throbbing from the

[Can the Man]

Wax strips pulled

[HelenR]

Off by kenny

[DaveW]

the hairy old

[HelenR]

Bag pipe player

[DaveW]

with a nice

[Can the Man]

Long pink tuba

[Elite of the forum]

Which he liked

[HelenR]

To play with

[DaveW]

when he couldn't

[HelenR]

Get anybody else

[Can the Man]

to fiddle with

[HelenR]

Because it was

[DaveW]

covered in nasty

[HelenR]

Burns caused by

[DaveW]

Cinder's very hot

[HelenR]

Chilli peppers she

[DaveW]

slipped into his

[HelenR]

Hands when he

[DaveW]

got too friendly

[Can the Man]

and roasted her

[HelenR]

Near the coal

[DaveW]

in the bath

[Can the Man]

playing with her