Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Vicious southern numpties

[Baldy]

With Rolex watches ⌚️

[DaveW]

Which fell off

[Ronnietheblue]

That dodgy bridge

[DaveW]

Into Dee`s Morrisons

[dee-dee]

but the Northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Finest quality supermarket

[DaveW]

with stale produce

[Ronnietheblue]

Donated to Waitrose

[DaveW]

For any riffraff

[Ronnietheblue]

From Ipswich to

[DaveW]

Transport to Yorkshire

[Baldy]

Then to Lancashire

[dee-dee]

wherever that is

[DaveW]

North of Watford

[Ronnietheblue]

In God's land

[DaveW]

of inbred families

[Ronnietheblue]

Who notice landmarks

[Baldy]

As they have

[DaveW]

Three eyes per

[Ronnietheblue]

The cockeneee norm

[dee-dee]

none of us

[DaveW]

are cockneys so

[dee-dee]

Jon can go

[DaveW]

Back to school

[Baldy]

And learn to

[DaveW]

appreciate southern culture

[Baldy]

And speak proper

[DaveW]

And good manners

[Elite of the forum]

Unlike southerners who