Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

in the bath

[Baldy]

And shout penalty

[Ronnietheblue]

When somebody pulled

[DaveW]

The plug out

[Baldy]

Leaving the diver

[Ronnietheblue]

Floundering in the

[DaveW]

Sludge from the

[Ronnietheblue]

Muddy pitch which

[DaveW]

Was stuck to

[Ronnietheblue]

Dee's best stilettos

[Baldy]

Whilst trying to

[DaveW]

Assault the mechanic

[Baldy]

Who arrived later

[Elite of the forum]

Than he should

[Ronnietheblue]

To fix her

[DaveW]

luxury BMW sport

[Ronnietheblue]

With fluffy dice

[Baldy]

And nodding dog 🐶

[DaveW]

With go faster

[Elite of the forum]

Stripes down the

[DaveW]

Side and personalised

[Ronnietheblue]

Nimber plate so

[dee-dee]

he still didn`t

[DaveW]

Wipe his shoes

[dee-dee]

and they smelt

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Baileys poo

[DaveW]

that littered the

[Ronnietheblue]

Orwell bridge causing

[DaveW]

a major diversion

[Baldy]

Which meant Dee