Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Of the strip

[dee-dee]

Where Chavs hang

[DaveW]

their City scarves

[dee-dee]

just in time

[Baldy]

For the dustman

[dee-dee]

to take their

[DaveW]

Source of food

[dee-dee]

which consisted of

[DaveW]

rancid black pudding

[Baldy]

Plus Pontefract cakes

[dee-dee]

and plenty of

[DaveW]

weak Yorkshire beer

[Ronnietheblue]

For proper men

[DaveW]

With alcohol intolerance

[Ronnietheblue]

Above southern softies

[dee-dee]

who like to

[DaveW]

drink real beer

[Ronnietheblue]

With no head

[DaveW]

Artificially created like

[dee-dee]

their sense of

[Ronnietheblue]

Humour which is

[DaveW]

like their wallets

[Ronnietheblue]

Zipped tight so

[DaveW]

Even Dee can`t

[dee-dee]

get a drink

[Ronnietheblue]

Unless she wears

[Baldy]

Her polka dot

[Ronnietheblue]

Skimpy bikini which

[DaveW]

Disappears when she

[Ronnietheblue]

Romps in the