Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Are born perfect

[Baldy]

For the climate

[DaveW]

And are impeccable

[Baldy]

Mannered due to

[DaveW]

The perfect genes

[Baldy]

And upbringing that

[DaveW]

Is the norm

[dee-dee]

in these parts

[Ronnietheblue]

Creates cockeneeeeee thugs

[DaveW]

who rough up

[Baldy]

The northern numpties

[dee-dee]

because they all

[Ronnietheblue]

Are superior beings

[DaveW]

compared with dogs

[Elite of the forum]

From scummy Suffolk

[DaveW]

Road in Preston

[Ronnietheblue]

Which doesn't exist

[dee-dee]

because its called

[DaveW]

by the locals

[Baldy]

Railwaysona strike road

[DaveW]

Full of chavs

[Ronnietheblue]

From Chaveta where

[dee-dee]

they only wear

[DaveW]

Union Jack shorts

[Baldy]

And knotted handkies

[Elite of the forum]

Ont golf course

[DaveW]

Wearing Blackburn shirts

[Baldy]

And lederhosen shorts 

[Ronnietheblue]

Driving Ford Kugas

[Baldy]

Down the back