Re: 3 word story

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take pity on

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Poor old pensioners

[Baldy]

Who get wet

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Whilst playing golf

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And enjoying the

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Craic with northern

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Neglected women who

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wish they had

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Romped with Dee

[Elite of the forum]

In the dunes

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with their favourite

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Toys which they

[Baldy]

Bought from Dave's

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Ann Summers catalogue

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With special offers

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ought with birthday

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Money she got

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from her admirers

[Baldy]

In West Yorkshire

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Swingers society chairman

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whose name was

[Baldy]

Ronnie the bull

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Before switching allegiance

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To the champions

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with plastic supporters

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Who celebrate success

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Having never been

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Within 50 miles

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Of their ground

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Because true supporters