Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Only watch games

[DaveW]

whatever the state

[Baldy]

Of the pitch

[DaveW]

or meat pies

[Elite of the forum]

That are served

[DaveW]

With lashings of

[Baldy]

Curry sauce which

[Ronnietheblue]

Keeps them warm

[DaveW]

And keeping awake

[Baldy]

Due to excessive

[DaveW]

Diving and cheating

[Ronnietheblue]

Taught by Delle

[DaveW]

Coach Raheem Sterling

[Elite of the forum]

But alas today

[DaveW]

The ref missed

[Ronnietheblue]

A blatant penalty

[Baldy]

And sending off

[DaveW]

Valencia for dangerous

[Ronnietheblue]

Passes causing Spurs

[DaveW]

scars on legs

[Baldy]

And misses the

[DaveW]

the ball by

[Ronnietheblue]

Just one millimetre

[dee-dee]

to the left

[DaveW]

of his right

[Ronnietheblue]

Big toe causing

[DaveW]

swollen testicles and

[Ronnietheblue]

Other manly injuriez

[Baldy]

Which restricts his

[Ronnietheblue]

Ability to dive