Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Beer bike ride

[Ronnietheblue]

Before getting arrested

[DaveW]

for insulting a

[Ronnietheblue]

Young lady who

[DaveW]

was drinking Baileys

[Ronnietheblue]

With the local

[DaveW]

stud from Suffolk

[Ronnietheblue]

Called Dave who

[DaveW]

Has exceptional stamina

[Baldy]

For a young

[Elite of the forum]

Clown from Yorkshire

[DaveW]

Who is always

[Ronnietheblue]

In Chavetta where

[dee-dee]

the heavy frost

[Baldy]

Has never been

[DaveW]

experienced by local

[Ronnietheblue]

Noisy neighbours who

[DaveW]

enjoy loud sex

[Baldy]

On the beach

[Elite of the forum]

But prefer the

[Baldy]

Beer bike for

[DaveW]

satisfying their desires

[Ronnietheblue]

In Daves pool

[DaveW]

On a lilo

[Baldy]

Surrounded by beautiful

[DaveW]

Essex girls with

[Baldy]

Their poundland bags

[Elite of the forum]

And white stilettos

[Ronnietheblue]

With black fishnets

[DaveW]

Raising two fingers