Re: 3 word story

[dee-dee]

because they lost

[Elite of the forum]

The way to

[DaveW]

the Emirates because

[Baldy]

They got caught

[DaveW]

by a Uber

[Baldy]

Cab driver that

[DaveW]

Arsenal signed for

[Baldy]

One pound fifty

[Ronnietheblue]

From Spurs who

[Baldy]

Treated him dispicably

[DaveW]

because he's useless

[Baldy]

At making tea

[Ronnietheblue]

Especially earl Grey

[dee-dee]

which doesn`t taste

[Baldy]

Like proper tea

[DaveW]

To northern peasants

[Ronnietheblue]

Who appreciate brews

[DaveW]

tasting like socks

[Baldy]

Soaked in sheep

[DaveW]

offal and camel

[Baldy]

Dung all rolled

[DaveW]

As Jon likes

[Ronnietheblue]

Proper earthy goods

[DaveW]

That are cheap

[Elite of the forum]

And worth the

[Ronnietheblue]

Money which is

[DaveW]

well protected from

[Ronnietheblue]

Rampaging Lancastrians who

[DaveW]

spend other people's

[Ronnietheblue]

Pensions on a