Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

To the local

[DaveW]

expat from Yorkshire

[Baldy]

Stuck in a

[Ronnietheblue]

Lavatory with lovely

[DaveW]

Lancastrian belly dancer

[Ronnietheblue]

Who only weighs

[DaveW]

Sixteen stone in

[Ronnietheblue]

Her left leg

[DaveW]

Which can pin

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob easily to

[DaveW]

Stop him escaping

[Ronnietheblue]

Before buying a

[Baldy]

Triple vodka and

[DaveW]

Double vodka with

[dee-dee]

a bottle of

[DaveW]

vodka for backup

[Baldy]

To water down

[DaveW]

The Suffolk ale

[Elite of the forum]

Thats pure nonsense

[dee-dee]

when drunk with

[DaveW]

a cocktail cherry

[Baldy]

And fruit pieces

[Elite of the forum]

To decorate the

[DaveW]

bathroom floor after

[Baldy]

Bob has honked

[DaveW]

To make room

[Baldy]

For his bacon

[DaveW]

and sausage butty

[Baldy]

With Brie cheese

[Elite of the forum]

And tomato sauce