Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Ill gotten gains

[DaveW]

In false pockets

[Ronnietheblue]

So that the

[DaveW]

Muggers from Preston

[Elite of the forum]

Move to Suffolk

[DaveW]

For speech therapy

[Baldy]

And to drink

[Ronnietheblue]

Horrid flat ale

[DaveW]

imported from Yorkshire

[Ronnietheblue]

For discerning cockeneeees

[DaveW]

for washing hair

[Ronnietheblue]

With eel juice

[DaveW]

for added virility

[Ronnietheblue]

To cure impotency

[DaveW]

And brewers droop

[Baldy]

Suffered by the

[DaveW]

Bradford bulls fans

[Baldy]

On a cold

[DaveW]

winters night with

[Ronnietheblue]

An Essex chick

[Baldy]

Teaching the Yorkie

[Ronnietheblue]

How to give

[DaveW]

A good time

[Ronnietheblue]

At the back

[DaveW]

of the local

[Ronnietheblue]

Hostelry where Paul

[DaveW]

was entertaining young

[Ronnietheblue]

Fillies from Highbury

[Baldy]

Where the best

[DaveW]

Hookers hang out