One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Can the Man]

She's known as the camp bicycle

[HelenR]

If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all

[Can the Man]

There's no bread Fred

[Ronnietheblue]

Let's get ready to rumble

[Ronnietheblue]

Any ideas what we can do on here Dave. What about ressurecting the poem?

[HelenR]

Didn't have you down as a poet  .

[Ronnietheblue]

Oh yes our poem was brilliant

[HelenR]

Did it rhyme? 

[Ronnietheblue]

All of the time

[HelenR]

Start one then, your in charge 

[Ronnietheblue]

But you're the one who's seen the barge

[HelenR]

The one I saw was very large

[Ronnietheblue]

Was it the one with the dish of marg

[HelenR]

Was one that smelt like fromage

[Ronnietheblue]

Yes it used to be kept in the old garage

[HelenR]

Because stunk like a camels undercarriage

[Ronnietheblue]

Which we didn't want at Helens marriage

[HelenR]

Because then we dont know how she'd manage

[Ronnietheblue]

You can change the rhyme at any time

[HelenR]

Only if Jon buys H a lager and lime

[Ronnietheblue]

He will when the wedding bells chime

[HelenR]

That is happening one Friday lunchtime

[Ronnietheblue]

If the weather is fine

[HelenR]

No doubt H will be on the wine

[Ronnietheblue]

And unable to walk in a straight line

[HelenR]

Resulting in a hangover in the morning time

[Mr Boo Boo]

This thread has totally lost me

[HelenR]

Trying to make it rhyme lol

[Can the Man]

This thread has totally lost me

But soon the light will flicker and Graham will see

[HelenR]

That its just a bit of banter that may make him want to pee