Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Who don't understand

[Elite of the forum]

Any cockeneees at

[DaveW]

normal speed which

[Baldy]

Sounds like a

[dee-dee]

episode of Eastenders

[Elite of the forum]

Which has got

[Ronnietheblue]

Pathetic over the

[DaveW]

number of non

[Ronnietheblue]

Story lines which

[Baldy]

Are far too

[Ronnietheblue]

Boring and silly

[DaveW]

Actors who aren't

[Elite of the forum]

Worth the effort

[DaveW]

And can't talk

[Elite of the forum]

The queens English

[DaveW]

or know where

[Elite of the forum]

Anywhere north of

[dee-dee]

the Dartford Crossing

[Elite of the forum]

Which is bandit

[DaveW]

And dangerous for

[Ronnietheblue]

fine upstanding Northerners

[DaveW]

with weak bladders

[Ronnietheblue]

containing real ale

[Elite of the forum]

And not p&ss

[DaveW]

every 5 minutes

[Elite of the forum]

And leave their

[DaveW]

chicken vindaloo to

[Elite of the forum]

Cover the porcelain

[Ronnietheblue]

In terrible splashes

[DaveW]

Of recycled tetley