Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

That they claim

[Elite of the forum]

But know is

[DaveW]

not fit for

[Elite of the forum]

Cockeneee consumption because

[DaveW]

Northern impurities damage

[Elite of the forum]

Their tender livers

[dee-dee]

so they shouldn`t

[DaveW]

venture beyond Watford-Gap

[Elite of the forum]

Drinking strong beers

[DaveW]

that deadens brain

[Elite of the forum]

Cells,which are

[DaveW]

More prevalent south

[Elite of the forum]

Of bradford which

[dee-dee]

is where Bob

[Elite of the forum]

Im here sweetie

[Ronnietheblue]

Drunk after drinking

[DaveW]

a rum punch

[Ronnietheblue]

In Blackburns worst

[DaveW]

massage parlour and

[Ronnietheblue]

A fiver gets

[DaveW]

a happy ending

[Ronnietheblue]

And a dose

[DaveW]

that his wife

[Elite of the forum]

Didnt really want

[DaveW]

to go near

[Elite of the forum]

The lap dancing

[Ronnietheblue]

Club which was

[DaveW]

full of desperate

[Elite of the forum]

Old men like

[DaveW]

Bradford Bulls supporters