Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

on the dunes

[Elite of the forum]

Where the pervs

[Ronnietheblue]

look out for

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Dave in his

[Ronnietheblue]

pink mankini which

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Makes him look

[DaveW]

like Jon on

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A good day

[DaveW]

But much younger

[Baldy]

And a lot

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better at doing

[DaveW]

the household chores

[Ronnietheblue]

when his leg

[DaveW]

gave way and

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He needed a

[DaveW]

Large vodka followed

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By more vodka

[DaveW]

To dilute the

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Taste of the

[DaveW]

Tonic that spoils

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Every drink that

[DaveW]

Requires careful preparation

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And not just

[Ronnietheblue]

thrown together like

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A flat pint

[DaveW]

Of Yorkshire bitter

[Ronnietheblue]

just for cockennnnnnnnnneeeeeeees

[DaveW]

Who prefer superior

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Class of drink

[DaveW]

not northern rubbish