Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Played havoc with

[Ronnietheblue]

His diet of

[HelenR]

Water and whiskey

[Ronnietheblue]

 And lettuce leaves

[dee-dee]

wrapped around chirizo

[Can the Man]

Wrapped in blackpudding

[Elite of the forum]

With curry sauce

[Ronnietheblue]

From a recipe

[HelenR]

Off the Internet

[Ronnietheblue]

That he emailed

[HelenR]

To a Manc

[Ronnietheblue]

every single day

[HelenR]

With pictures to

[Ronnietheblue]

show her how

[HelenR]

To create his

[Ronnietheblue]

fitness programme which

[HelenR]

He refuses to

[Ronnietheblue]

follow because he

[HelenR]

Would rather sit

[Ronnietheblue]

on his tractor

[HelenR]

Fiddling with his

[Ronnietheblue]

top shelf magazines

[HelenR]

And watching dirty

[DaveW]

Videos on his

[HelenR]

Pink iPad that

[Can the Man]

has London Birds

[HelenR]

Performing in a

[Ronnietheblue]

most unusual way

[HelenR]

With a large

[Can the Man]

Orifice between two