Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Got caught by

[HelenR]

An irate Scottish

[dee-dee]

man wearing a

[Elite of the forum]

Kilt and sporran

[DaveW]

and high heels

[Elite of the forum]

Which made him

[dee-dee]

slightly taller than

[DaveW]

Helen in her

[HelenR]

Trainers that have

[Ronnietheblue]

A hole in

[HelenR]

Causing a sore

[Ronnietheblue]

Big toe

[Elite of the forum]

In two words

[Ronnietheblue]

was practicing on mi phone

which just isnt

[HelenR]

Good because can't

[Ronnietheblue]

Fathom out what

[DaveW]

this is all

[Ronnietheblue]

About so he

[DaveW]

started a new

[dee-dee]

thread about monkeys

[Elite of the forum]

And how they

[HelenR]

Jump up and

[DaveW]

count their nuts

[Ronnietheblue]

So that Tarzan

[HelenR]

can swing with

[DaveW]

the knowledge that

[HelenR]

he won't have

[Elite of the forum]

to rely on

[Ronnietheblue]

Jane to hold

[DaveW]

on to his