Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

like useless Spurs

[Elite of the forum]

Who pay millions

[dee-dee]

for the use

[DaveW]

Of overpaid foreigners

[Ronnietheblue]

To pose around

[HelenR]

In pink thongs

[Ronnietheblue]

Diving around like

[DaveW]

a Yorkshire terrier

[Ronnietheblue]

With a bone

[HelenR]

Then moaning when

[DaveW]

He has spent

[Elite of the forum]

All his cash

[DaveW]

Treating his friends

[Can the Man]

To Indian takeaways

[Elite of the forum]

In deepest Bradford

[dee-dee]

where they always

[DaveW]

look after young

[HelenR]

Girls who like

[DaveW]

something filling and

[HelenR]

Substantial to eat

[Ronnietheblue]

Before they go

[Elite of the forum]

On the lash

[Ronnietheblue]

Drinking in every

[HelenR]

Cheap bar and

[DaveW]

Night club in

[Ronnietheblue]

Bradfords select areas

[DaveW]

Where Ron lurks

[Can the Man]

in toilet cubicles

[Ronnietheblue]

Avoiding Can because

[Can the Man]

he always buys