Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

A gift for

[Can the Man]

His old lady

[HelenR]

Because he had

[Can the Man]

Lots of grovelling

[HelenR]

To do due

[Can the Man]

To his philandering

[HelenR]

And being rude

[Can the Man]

To Chelsea pensioners

[HelenR]

And caused an

[Can the Man]

Political PC storm

[HelenR]

So he hid

[Elite of the forum]

under the duvet

[dee-dee]

whilst smelling his

[HelenR]

Very mouldy old

[DaveW]

beetroot and pickle

[HelenR]

that was saving

[Can the Man]

in a ziplock

[HelenR]

to take to

[Elite of the forum]

the airport so

[HelenR]

didnt need to

[dee-dee]

put in suitcase

[DaveW]

but carry in

[Elite of the forum]

His morrisons bag

[DaveW]

Which cost him

[Elite of the forum]

Because it was

[dee-dee]

5p now so

[DaveW]

he will economise

[HelenR]

And steal the

[Ronnietheblue]

Bag when nobody

[HelenR]

was around but