Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Causing a lot

[Elite of the forum]

Of problems for

[Can the Man]

Flat chested chavs

[Elite of the forum]

Who wished they

[HelenR]

Had stayed at

[Can the Man]

The fish wives

[HelenR]

Eating a large

[Can the Man]

Sour lemon to

[HelenR]

To get rid

[Can the Man]

Of pleased look

[HelenR]

And sarcastic grin

[Can the Man]

From his face

[HelenR]

Caused by the

[Can the Man]

Retired pensioners Club

[HelenR]

That dressed in

[Ronnietheblue]

a pink mankini

[HelenR]

And matching finger

[Ronnietheblue]

Ehh lost me

Poke that was

[Elite of the forum]

Not as big

[Ronnietheblue]

As Can thought

[Elite of the forum]

But he still

[dee-dee]

liked the smell

[HelenR]

After he had

[DaveW]

bathed in fragrant

[Can the Man]

chillie con carne

[DaveW]

with curry sauce

[Can the Man]

and mango chutney

[HelenR]

Sprinkled with spicy

[Can the Man]

sprinkles and jewels

[HelenR]

To look attractive