Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Larry from the

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Local gay bar

[DaveW]

mainly frequented by

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Blokes from Lancashire

[HelenR]

That look like

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Train guards in

[HelenR]

Fancy dress because

[DaveW]

of their flair

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In doing nowt

[HelenR]

But drink all

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The cheap vodka

[HelenR]

With a dash

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Of cheap gin

[HelenR]

Bought from the

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Bar in his

[HelenR]

Fancy games room

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Decorated pink for

[HelenR]

His manc enemy

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Who chained him

[HelenR]

To a four

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Poster bed and

[HelenR]

Poured very hot

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Baby oil over

[HelenR]

His well toned

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Chest that she

[HelenR]

Tattooed with a

[DaveW]

Burnley club badge

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And red rose

[HelenR]

On his right

[DaveW]

Cheek that he