Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

tells and the

[Ronnietheblue]

stupid dark pictures

[HelenR]

That made Ron

[DaveW]

cry in his

[HelenR]

Cold pint of

[DaveW]

flat Yorkshire bitter

[HelenR]

Which makes him

[DaveW]

horny as a

[HelenR]

Bull on heat

[Elite of the forum]

And he thinks

[DaveW]

he is the

[HelenR]

Top drawer at

[DaveW]

romancing the ladies

[Elite of the forum]

But they are

[DaveW]

not fooled by

[Elite of the forum]

His yorkshire wit

[DaveW]

and his inadequate

[Elite of the forum]

Ways in the

[DaveW]

art of speech

[Elite of the forum]

Which caused consternation 

[DaveW]

with the Lancastrian

[Elite of the forum]

Who liked to

[DaveW]

frequent the Bobby

[Elite of the forum]

But now never

[DaveW]

see young Paddy

[Ronnietheblue]

Which is a

[HelenR]

shame because Helen

[DaveW]

would find him

[HelenR]

And show him

[DaveW]

how to dross